"You really don't think he'll identify you."
"That's right."
"I don't get it," he said. He got to his feet. "Come on along," he said. "Let's take a walk."
We took a walk down the corridor and came to a door with frosted glass in the window and nothing written on it. "I'm not sure whether we want to bother with a lineup or not," he said, holding the door for me. "Whyntcha have a seat in here while I talk to some people and find out how they want to proceed?"
I went in and he closed the door. There was one chair in the room and it faced a large mirror, and Mrs. Rhodenbarr didn't raise no fools, so I knew right away why I was supposed to cool my heels in this particular little cubicle. What we were going to have was a oneman lineup, an unofficial lineup, and if it came out negative there wouldn't be a record of it to prejudice any case the State might decide to bring against one Bernard Grimes Rhodenbarr.
The mirror, I was bright enough to figure out, was of the one-way-glass variety. Herbert Franklin Colcannon would be positioned on the other side of it, where he could see me while I could not see him.
Fine with me.
In fact, I decided after a moment's reflection, it was more than fine with me, and the one thing I wanted to make sure of was that he got a good look at me, a good enough one to convince him once and for all that he had never seen me before. So I walked right up to the mirror, approaching it as if I thought it were indeed a mirror and nothing more. It was hard to repress the urge to make a face, but I squelched the impulse and adjusted the knot in my tie instead.
A funny thing about one-way glass. When you get close enough to it you can see through it. The vision you get is imperfect, because there's still a mirror effect and you get a sort of double image like a piece of twice-exposed photographic film, seeing what's in front of you and what's behind you at the same time. What I saw for a while was an empty room, and then I saw Richler bring in a man in a gray suit with a bandage on his head and a lot of swelling and discoloration around it.
He approached the mirror and stared at me, and I stared right back at him. It took an enormous effort of will to avoid winking or extending my tongue or rolling my eyes or doing something similarly hare-brained. Instead I took my time looking him over.
He wasn't terribly impressive. He was an inch or two below medium height and he looked to be about fifty-five. An oval face, slate-gray hair, a small clipped mustache with some white in with the gray. A snub nose, a small mouth. Eyes an indeterminate color somewhere between brown and green. If you saw him you'd guess banker first, tax lawyer second. He didn't particularly look like a man who'd just lost a glamorous wife and a $500,000 coin, but then he didn't look like a man who'd had either of them in the first place.
He looked at me and I looked at him, and he shook his head from side to side, solemn as an owl.
I don't think I smiled, not just then, but when he turned at Richler's touch and followed the detective out of the room I grinned like a Hallowe'en pumpkin. When Richler walked in a few minutes later I was sitting in the chair cleaning my fingernails with the blunt end of a toothpick. I looked up brightly and asked him if they were going to put me in a lineup.
"You're cute as a button," he said.
"Pardon me?"
"Straightening your goddamn tie. No, there's not going to be a lineup, Rhodenbarr. You can go home now."
"The police realize their mistake?"
"I don't think we made one. I think you pulled that burglary last night. I think you were upstairs goosing the wall safe while your partners were roughing up the Colcannons. That way he never got a look at you, and you think that's gonna save your neck. It's not. We'll still get your pals, and we've still got evidence against you, and you'll wind up taking twice the fall you'd take if you cooperated. But you're a wiseass and it's your funeral."
"I'm just a used-book dealer."
"Sure you are. What you can do right now is get the hell out of here. You're not bright enough to recognize it when someone's trying to give you a break. If you wake up in a couple of hours, give me a call. But you don't want to wait too long. If we get one of your partners first, he'll be the one turning state's evidence and what'll we need with you? You'll be the one doing the long time, and you weren't even there when the woman got killed, and what sense does that make? You sure you still don't want to come clean?"
"I already came clean."
"Yeah, sure. Get out, Rhodenbarr."
I was on my way out of the building when I heard a familiar voice speak my name. "If it ain't Bernie Rhodenbarr. Hang around No. 1 Police Plaza and you never know who you'll run into."
"Hello, Ray."
"Hello yourself, Bernie." Ray Kirschmann gave me a lopsided grin. His suit didn't fit him very well, but then his suits never do. You'd think with all the shakedown money he takes he could afford to dress better. "Beautiful mornin', huh, Bern?"
"Beautiful."
"Except it's past noon now. An' I see I won a little bet I made with myself. They're lettin' you go home."
"You know about it?"
"Sure. The Colcannon thing. I knew you didn't do it. When did you ever work with a partner? And when did you ever pull anything violent. Except"-and he looked reproachful-"for the time you hit me and knocked me down. You remember that, Bern?"
"I panicked, Ray."
"I remember it well."
"And I wasn't trying to hurt you. I was just trying to get away."
"Uh-huh. They still figure you're it, you know. Richler's got enough to hold you on. He thinks he'll have a stronger case in the long run if he doesn't slap you in a cell just yet."
We were standing on the pavement outside the redbrick structure, looking across the plaza at the central arch of the Municipal Building. Ray cupped his hands to light a cigarette, inhaled, coughed, took another drag. "Beautiful day," he said. "Just gorgeous."
"Why do they think I was involved in the Colcannon burglary?"
"Your M.O., Bern."
"You've got to be kidding. When did I ever turn a place upside down and leave a mess? When did I ever hurt anybody, or do anything but run like a thief if the owners came home while I was working? When did I ever get into a place by smashing a skylight? How does all that add up to my modus operandi?"
"They figure your partners were sloppy and violent. But they've got evidence that fits you like a glove."
"What do you mean?"
"Here's what I mean." He reached into his jacket pocket and came up with something that he dangled from thumb and forefinger. It was a Playtex Living Glove, but he held it as if it had died.
The palm had been cut out of it.
"That's your evidence?"
"Their evidence, not mine. It's on the sheet, Bern. 'Wears rubber gloves with palms excised.' I like that word, excised. That means you cut the palms out but they can't come right out and say so, you know?"
"For God's sake," I said. "Where did they find this?"
"Right outside of Colcannon's house. There's a garden there and that's where it was."
"Can I see it?"
"It's evidence."
"So was the glass slipper," I said, taking the glove from him, trying to force my hand into it. "And I must be one of Cinderella's ugly sisters because this thing doesn't fit. It doesn't even come close to fitting. They make these things in sizes, Ray, and this one's just not my size."
He took a close look. "You know somethin'? I think you're right."
I gave the glove back to him. "Take care of this. You might even tell them the glove's the wrong size. They can start looking around for a klutzy burglar with very small hands."
"I'll spread the word. You headin' back to the store now? I'll give you a ride."