"I'm not going to tell you that. I'll come to you."
"This isn't some weird attempt to jerk me around, is it Mort?"
"Would I do anything like that? If anyone's complaining about what went down on the donut, they can complain to someone else but me. I was incorrectly briefed."
Victoria Morgenstem was someone whom Vickers would never jerk around. Victoria Morgenstem was an exceedingly determined and ruthless woman. Only the exceedingly determined and ruthless rose to head a corporate death squad. Victoria had enjoyed what used to be called a checkered career. At seventeen, she had been the mistress of Ruggy Toliver, who had invented the concept of retroactive foreclosure and made himself fabulously rich in the process. Ruggy had been 67 at the time with a set of sexual tastes that had become severely baroque. Before he finally died in harness, Ruggy had introduced Victoria to the fact that a substantial section of the power elite had a devilish need to physically ease their most deep-seated guilts.
Even before Ruggy was suitably buried, the family settled an undisclosed sum on Victoria with the understanding that she should depart quietly and never darken their self-image again.
She and her finely honed services were eagerly snapped up by the venerable C.J. Caulfield. In his late seventies, C.J. was known in the media as the friend of Presidents. If anything, he was richer than even Ruggy, but he was also eaten up by cancer. Despite that, C.J. was a good deal more outgoing than Ruggy. He was no longer able to participate but liked to watch. Victoria discovered that her main duties with C.J. were that of hostess, organizer and sexual stage manager at his regular but distinctly bizarre soirees. It wasn't on just one level that C.J. was the friend of Presidents. When he finally terminated, she managed to hold onto her position as queen of the Washington dungeons. She arranged the parties, hired the boys and girls and saved the video tapes. It wasn't long before it dawned on even that particularly self-obsessed group that the young woman had a quite unreasonable hold over them. It was decided that she either had to be killed or co-opted.
Victoria had no desire to die and readily went along with the new life plan that had been devised by a worried consortium of lover/clients. She abandoned her whips and all but the most crucial of her files and allowed herself to be enfolded by a corporation. At about the same time, she abandoned men. Vickers didn't know who had offered her the introduction to corporate homicide but it had been an inspired guess. Victoria had risen rapidly through the control division until she commanded Contec operations in the United States from the clandestine center in Manhattan.
"When are you going to come in?"
"I don't know. I figured I'd take a few days off. Just as long as some bount doesn't make me."
"I can't spare you that long. There's a panic brewing. I want you available."
Vickers started to protest. "I'm not ready to plug in. I don't want to be available. I've been to space and back. I'm stressed out. I need rest."
"I can't spare you."
"You have four hundred operatives. You can get by without me."
"Do I have to have you brought in?"
Vickers was angry. The damned woman was asking too much.
"You'd have to find me first."
She sounded out of patience. "We'd find you."
Vickers knew that this was true.
"Okay, okay, I'll come over but I'm damned if I'm going straight out on another assignment."
"I'll expect you in an hour."
Vickers slammed down the phone. Who the hell do they think I am? I'm no fucking superman. I need rest. I need relaxation. I am not a machine. He fumed as he dressed himself in one of Joseph Pope's daytime suits. He continued to fume as he removed the 9mm from beneath the debris of the bed and dropped it into a clip-on holster in back of the waistband of his pants. The fact that he was still fuming when he closed the door of the suite behind him and started down the corridor was almost certainly what made him careless.
The blast of pressure noise knocked him off his feet. He clutched groggily for the wall. Hands grabbed him. They were going through his pockets. They had his keys. They also found his gun. His vision was blurry. He swung out with both fists and feet, but he was roughly slammed back against the wall. The sonic blast had left him weak as a kitten. He was bundled back to the door of his suite. The door was unlocked and he was pushed inside.
It turned out that there was only one of them. She was, however, enormous, without a doubt some steriod beef job in an orange sweatsuit. Her hair was greased back, she had a five o'clock shadow and there was thick hair on her massive arms. The blast of pressure noise was starting to wear off. Vickers tried to struggle to his feet. She slapped him open-handed and he was sent staggering. Had she been an athlete or was she just a leftover from the muscle craze? The noise generator was in her pocket. She was pointing his own gun at him. She juggled it from hand to hand as she pulled the plugs from her ears. She was laughing at him.
"So how does it feel to be on the receiving end?"
Vickers shook his head. He couldn't speak. He finally managed to get onto his feet. The woman slowly walked around him.
"You sure don't look like no sixty-five grand."
Even a steriod beef could hunt bounty. Vickers was disgusted with himself for being caught so easily. He blustered without conviction.
"I don't know what you're talking about. If it's money you want…"
"You can cut the crap. I've checked you out. You're a Contec corpse called Mort Vickers and you're worth sixty-five thou-dead."
"My name is Joseph Pope, and if it's money you want…"
"Save your breath, Vickers, you're going to die."
Vickers shrugged.
"Why don't you get it over with, then?"
The woman shook her head.
"Oh, no, nothing as easy as that. Strip."
She wasn't only steriod beef. She was also a sadist. What were steriods supposed to do to the personality?
"Strip?"
"I said strip. What's the matter with you? Shy or something? I want to see more of what they're paying sixty-five grand for."
"And what will you do if I don't? Shoot me?"
The woman grinned. "I could hurt you plenty without using this gun. Nothing you could do to stop me."
Vickers didn't bother to resist any more. As he took off Joseph Pope's daytime suit, the huge woman lowered herself into a chair as though expecting a show.
"You're a sorry specimen." Her voice was an approximation of a bullfrog.
"At least I'm natural."
For one so big she was amazingly fast. He hardly saw the punch coming before his head exploded.
"Wipe that stupid expression off your face and get down on your hands and knees."
How weird was this going to get? The woman mountain settled herself back in the chair.
"You don't look much like the big bad killer."
Vickers didn't say anything. He stared resolutely at the pile of the carpet. He didn't want to show that he was sick with fear. This, however, didn't satisfy the woman.
"Hey! I'm talking to you. Look at me while I'm talking to you or I'll break your kidneys."
Vickers looked up. She was clearly getting her kicks from watching him grovel. He didn't want to guess what might be next on the menu. She started to answer the question he was hoping to avoid.
"This is going to take a long time. I've got plans for you."
Vickers wondered what would happen if he simply began screaming. He didn't really want to find out. Then the steriod woman stopped his train of thought dead on the tracks.
"You got any booze?"
Vickers was so stunned that he almost said no. He caught himself in the nick of time.
"Yes… there's some vodka. It's… in the refrigerator."