Bode Gazzer had emphasized to Shiner the importance of the tape, should the authorities question how they'd come to possess the Grange ticket. The camera could prove they didn't enter the store until the day afterthe Lotto drawing.

So, shortly after Chub and Bode had departed, Shiner obediently removed the incriminating video from Mr. Singh's recorder and replaced it with a blank. Shiner wondered, as he gunned the Impala past the Grange city limits, how Mr. Singh learned about the switch. Normally the little hump didn't check the VCR unless there'd been a robbery.

Shiner would have been more properly alarmed had he known that Mr. Singh had been visited by the same nosy man who'd accompanied JoLayne Lucks to Shiner's house. The man named Tom. He'd persuaded Mr. Singh to check the Grab N'Go's security camera, at which time they'd found that the surveillance tape from the weekend had been swapped for a new one.

Shiner's misgivings about the video theft were fleeting, for soon he was absorbed in the tattooing process. It was performed by a bearded shirtless biker whose nipples were pierced with silver skull pins. When the last indigo turn of the Bwas completed, the biker put down the needle and jerked the cord out of the wall socket. Shiner couldn't stop grinning, even when the biker roughly swabbed his arm with alcohol, which stung like a mother.

What a awesome eagle! Shiner marveled. He couldn't wait to show Bode and Chub.

Pointing at the martial lettering, Shiner asked the biker: "Know what WRBstands for?"

"Shit, yeah. I got all their albums."

"No," said Shiner, "not the band."

"Then what?"

"You'll find out pretty soon."

The biker didn't like wise guys. "I can't hardly wait."

Shiner said: "Here's a hint: It's in the Second Amendment."

The biker stood up and casually kicked the tattoo stool into a corner. "I got a hint for you, too, jackoff: Gimme my money and move your cherry white ass down the road."

Demencio was tinkering with the weeping Madonna when the doorbell rang. There stood JoLayne Lucks with a tall, clean-cut white man. JoLayne carried one end of the aquarium, the white man had the other.

"Evening," she said to Demencio, who could do nothing but invite them in.

"Trish is at the grocery," he said, pointlessly.

They set the aquarium on the floor, next to Demencio's golf clubs. The journey up the steps had tilted all the little turtles to one end of the tank. JoLayne Lucks said: "Meet my friend Tom Krome. Tom, this is Demencio."

The men shook hands; Krome scrutinizing the decapitated Madonna, Demencio eyeing the agitated cooters.

"Whatcha up to?" JoLayne asked.

"No big deal. One of her eyeholes got clogged." Demencio knew lying would be a waste of energy. It was all there, spread out on the living room carpet for any fool to see – the disassembled statue, the tubes, the rubber pump.

JoLayne said, "So that's how you make her cry."

"That's how we do it."

The man named Tom was curious about the bottle of perfume.

"Korean knockoff," Demencio said, "but a good one. See, I try to make the tears smell nice. Pilgrims go for that."

"That's a fine idea," said JoLayne, though her friend Tom looked doubtful. She told Demencio she had a proposition.

"I need you and Trish to watch over the turtles until I get back. There's a bag of fresh romaine in the car, and I'll leave you money for more."

Demencio said, "Where you goin', JoLayne?"

"I've got some business in Miami."

"Lottery business, I bet."

Tom Krome spoke up: "What've you heard?"

"The ticket got lost, is what I heard," said Demencio.

JoLayne Lucks promised to reveal the whole story when she returned to Grange. "And I sincerely apologize for being so mysterious, but you'll understand when the time comes."

"How long'll you be gone?"

"Truly I don't know," JoLayne said, "but here's what I propose: one thousand dollars to take care of my darlings. Whether it's a day or a month."

Tom Krome looked shocked. Demencio whistled at the number.

JoLayne said, "I'm quite serious."

And quite nuts, thought Demencio. A grand to baby-sit a load of turtles?

"It's more than fair," he remarked, trying to avoid Krome's eye.

"I think so, too," JoLayne said. "Now ... Trish mentioned you had a cat."

"Screw the cat," said Demencio. "Pardon my French."

"Has it had its shots? I don't remember seeing you folks at Doc Craw-ford's."

"Just some dumb stray. Trish leaves scraps on the porch."

"All right," JoLayne told him, "but the deal's off if it kills even one of my babies."

"Don't you worry."

"There's forty-five even. I counted."

"Forty-five," Demencio repeated. "I'll keep track."

JoLayne handed him a hundred dollars as an advance, plus twenty for a lettuce fund. She said he'd receive the balance when she returned from the trip.

"What about Trish?" she asked. "How does she get on with reptiles?"

"Oh, she's crazy for 'em. Turtles especially." Demencio could barely keep a straight face.

Krome took out a camera, one of those cardboard disposables. Demencio asked what it was for.

"Your Virgin Mary – can I get a picture? It's for a friend."

Demencio said, "I guess. Just give me a second to put her back together."

"That'll be terrific. Put her back together and make her cry."

"Christ, you want tears, too?"

"Please," said Tom Krome, "if it's not too much trouble."

It was past midnight when Tom Krome and JoLayne Lucks stopped at a Comfort Inn in South Miami, near the university. Fearing her nasty cuts and bruises would draw stares, JoLayne remained in the car while Krome registered them at the motel. They got separate rooms, adjoining.

Krome fell asleep easily – a wonder, considering he had no job, thirteen hundred dollars in the bank, and an estranged wife who was pretending to be a drug addict while refusing to grant him a divorce. If that wasn't enough to cause brain fever, he'd also been marked for grievous harm by a jealous judge whose wife he'd been screwing for not even a month. All these weighty problems Krome had put aside in order to recklessly endanger himself pursuing two armed psychopaths who'd robbed and assaulted a woman Krome barely knew.

Yet he slept like a puppy. That according to JoLayne Lucks, who was sitting in the room when he awoke in bright daylight.

"Not a worry in the world," he heard her say. "That's one of the best things about my job – watching puppies and kittens sleep."

Krome rose up on both elbows. JoLayne was wearing a sports halter and bicycle shorts. Her legs and arms were slender but tautly muscled; he wondered why he hadn't noticed before.

"Babies sleep the same way," she was saying, "but watching babies makes me sad. I'm not sure why."

"Because you know what's in store for them." Krome started to roll out of bed, then remembered he was wearing only underwear.

JoLayne lobbed him a towel. "You are quite the shy one. Want me to turn around?"

"Not necessary." After the bathtub episode, there was nothing to hide.

"Go take a shower," she told him. "I promise not to peek."

When Krome came out, she was asleep on his bed. For several moments he stood there listening to the sibilant rhythms of her breathing. It was alarming how comfortable he felt, considering the lunatic risks that lay ahead. This unfamiliar sense of mission was energizing, and he resolved not to overanalyze it. A woman had been hurt, the men who did it deserved to pay – and Krome had nothing better to do than help. Anyway, chasing gun nuts through South Florida was better than writing brainless newspaper features about Bachelorhood in the Nineties.

He slipped next door to JoLayne's room, so he wouldn't wake her by talking on the telephone. Two hours later she came in, puffy-eyed, to report: "I had quite a dream."