JoLayne Lucks demanded that Tom Krome teach her the thumb-popping trick. "That thing you did with the he-she back at Shiloh's."
When they got to a stoplight, Krome took her left hand to demonstrate.
"Not too hard!" she piped.
Gently he showed her how to disable a person by bending and twisting his thumb in a single motion. JoLayne asked where he'd learned about it.
"One time the newspaper sent me to take a class on self-defense," Krome said, "for a feature story. The instructor was a ninja guy, weighed all of a hundred and twenty pounds. But he knew all sorts of naughty little numbers."
"Yeah?"
"Fingers in the eye sockets is another good one," said Krome. "The scrotal squeeze is a crowd pleaser, too."
"These come in handy in the newspaper biz?"
"Today was the first time."
JoLayne was pleased he didn't let go of her hand until the light turned green and it was time to steer the car. They stopped at a Burger King on Northwest Seventh Avenue and ate in the parking lot with the windows down. The breeze was cool and pleasant, even with the din from the interstate. After lunch they went on a tour of JoLayne's childhood: kindergarten, elementary school, high school. The pet shop where she'd worked in the summers. The appliance store her father once owned. The auto garage where she'd met her first boyfriend.
"He took care of Daddy's Grand Prix," she said. "Good at lube jobs, bad at relationships. Rick was his name."
"Where is he now?"
"Lord, I can't imagine."
While Krome drove, JoLayne found herself spinning through the stones of the significant men in her life. "Aren't you sorry," she said, "you left your notebook at the motel?"
He smiled but didn't take his eyes off the road. "I got a helluva memory." Then, swerving around a county bus: "What about Moffitt – he's not on the List of Six?"
"Friends only." JoLayne wondered if Krome's interest was strictly professional, caught herself hoping it wasn't. "He dated both my sisters, my best friend, a cousin and also my nursing supervisor at Jackson. But not me."
"How come?"
"Mutual agreement."
"Ah," Krome said. He didn't believe it was mutual. He believed Moffitt would go to his grave asking himself why JoLayne Lucks hadn't wanted him.
"We'd been buddies so long," she was saying, "we knew too much about each other. One of those deals."
"Right," Krome said. He pulled to the curb while two police cars and an ambulance sped past. When the wail of sirens faded, JoLayne said, "Plus Moffitt's too serious for me. You saw for yourself. Why I'm telling you this stuff, Lord, I don't know."
"I'm interested."
"But it's not part of the story."
"How do you know?" Krome said.
"Because I'm telling you so. It's notpart of the story."
He shrugged.
"What in the world was I thinking," JoLayne said, "bringing you in on this. First off, you're a man, and I've got rotten instincts when it comes to men. Second, you're a reporter,for heaven's sake. Only a crazy fool would believe a reporter, am I right? And last but not least – "
"I'm awfully white," Krome said.
"Bingo."
"But you trust me anyway."
"Truly it's a mystery." JoLayne removed her floppy hat and flipped it in the back seat. "Can we stop at a pay phone? I need to call Clara before it gets too late."
Clara Markham was the real estate broker who had the listing for Simmons Wood. Clara knew JoLayne wanted to buy the property, because JoLayne had phoned the night she'd won the lottery. But then, two days later, JoLayne had called back to say something had happened and it might be awhile before she could make a down payment. Clara had promised not to accept any other offers until she spoke to JoLayne again. She was a friend, after all.
Krome spotted a pay phone outside a sub shop on 125th Street. JoLayne got Clara Markham at the realty office.
JoLayne said, "Whatcha up to, working so late."
"Busy, girl."
"How's my pal Kenny?"
Kenny was Clara's obese Persian. Because of its impeccably lush whiskers, Clara had named it after Kenny Rogers, the country singer.
"Much improved," Clara reported. "The hair-ball crisis is over, you can tell Dr. Crawford. But I'm afraid I've got some other news."
JoLayne sucked in a deep breath. "Damn. Who is it?"
"A union pension fund out of Chicago."
"And they build malls?"
"Girl, they build everything."
"What's the offer?" JoLayne asked gloomily.
"Three even. Twenty percent down."
"Damn. Goddamn."
Clara said, "They want an answer in a week."
"I can do better than three million. You wait."
"Jo, I'll stall as long as I can."
"I'd sure appreciate it."
"And be sure and tell Doc Crawford thanks for the ointment. Tell him Kenny says thanks, too."
JoLayne Lucks hung up and sat on the curb. A group of teenagers spilled from the sub shop, nearly tripping over her.
Tom Krome got out of the car. "I take it there's another buyer."
JoLayne nodded disconsolately. "I've got a week, Tom. Seven lousy days to get my Lotto ticket back."
"Then let's go to it." He took her hands and pulled her to her feet.
The place known as Simmons Wood had been owned since 1959 by Lighthorse Simmons, whose father had been an early settler of Grange. Lighthorse maintained the rolling green tract as a private hunting reserve and visited regularly until he'd personally shot nearly every living creature on the property. Then he took up fishing. And although a fly rod could never provide the same hot blood rush as a rifle, Lighthorse Simmons grew to enjoy yanking feisty little bluegills and largemouth bass from the creek. Eventually, as he got older, he even stopped killing them. Ironically, it was a hunter's bullet that led to the end of Lighthorse's long custodianship of Simmons Wood. The mishap occurred at dusk one evening – Lighthorse was on the creek bank, bending over to cough up a wad of Red Man he'd accidentally swallowed. In the twilight, the old fellow's broad straw hat, tawny suede jacket and downward pose apparently called to mind – at least for one myopic trespasser – the image of a six-point buck, drinking.
The bullet clipped Lighthorse's right kneecap, and after three surgeries he remained unable to hike through Simmons Wood without constant, grating pain. An electric cart was given to him as part of the insurance settlement, but it proved unsuitable for the bumpy terrain. One rainy morning Lighthorse hit a pine stump and the cart overturned. He was pinned for nearly four hours, during which time he was prodigiously befouled by an excitable feral boar – a breed of pig originally introduced to Grange, for sporting purposes, by Lighthorse's own father.
After that incident, Lighthorse never again set foot in Simmons Wood. He went through the legal technicalities of rezoning it from agricultural to commercial, but ultimately he couldn't bring himself to sell. The land remained untrammeled (and the dawn unbroken by gunfire) for such a long time that wild animals finally began to reappear. But when Lighthorse passed away, at age seventy-five, the administrators of his estate put Simmons Wood on the market. The place held no sentimental attachment for the old man's son and daughter, who viewed the potentially immense proceeds from the land sale as several new oil derricks in Venezuela and a winter ski cottage in New Hampshire, respectively.
On the other end of the deal was Bernard Squires, investment manager for the Central Midwest Brotherhood of Grouters, Spacklers and Drywallers International. To Bernard Squires fell the sensitive task of dispensing the union's pension fund in such a way as to conceal the millions of dollars being skimmed annually by organized crime: specifically, the Richard Tarbone family of Chicago.