"I have what they call an 'enlisted aide' these days," General Stevens said. "Fine young man. But he's an even worse cook than I am. There's a frying pan in there." He pointed. "Sunny side up but not slimy, if you please. I know how to make toast. It's done by machine."
Naylor chuckled.
"I carry with me the compliments of Colonel Lustrous," Naylor said as he went looking for a frying pan.
"Since you won't be back over there in time to tell him and ruin the surprise, Freddy is now Brigadier General-designate Lustrous, to my-and a lot of other people's-surprise."
"Well, that's good news. He certainly deserves it. I'm not surprised."
"Freddy has always had an unfortunate tendency to tell his superiors they're wrong," Stevens said. "That usually results in getting you passed over. Your father being one of the rare exceptions."
"When did this happen?"
"Yesterday. That's where I was, in Washington, at the promotion board. Don't tell him I was on it. He'll take that as my approval of his big mouth."
"Which of course you don't?"
"There's a difference, Allan, between admiration and approval," General Stevens said. "Write that down."
"I'm going to need a spatula," Naylor said.
"One of those drawers," Stevens said, pointing. "And I know there are plates around here somewhere."
Naylor found the spatula and laid it on the stove.
"So what's this hush-hush mission for the good of the service you're on all about?" Then he had another thought: "Don't you want an apron?"
"That would be an excellent idea," Naylor said.
Stevens took an apron from the back of a door and handed it to him.
"I do know where some things are," he said. "So, what's up?"
"Twelve years ago, a young-very young-chopper pilot left a German girl in the family way before going off to Vietnam:"
"Oh, hell!"
": from which he did not return," Naylor went on. "And the mother is now terminally ill and went to Colonel Lustrous-actually, to Netty-and asked for help in finding him."
"I thought you said he didn't come back from 'Nam?"
"He didn't. What I'm doing now is making an initial reconnaissance for Colonel Lustrous to see what this guy's family is like. I have an address and after breakfast I'm going to go start looking."
"They have a thing now they call the telephone," General Stevens said. "All Freddy had to do was call me. I would have had somebody do this for you."
"General Towson 'suggested' to Colonel Lustrous that he send me over here," Naylor said.
"Bob Towson said send you?" General Stevens asked. "I must be missing something here, Allan. Why the fuss and feathers? I'm ashamed to say that a lot of our soldiers, PFCs through general officers, left German girls in the family way behind them. Thousands of them."
"Sir, I guess I left out that the father got the Medal of Honor in Vietnam."
"Yes, I guess you did," Stevens said. "That little fact does put a different color on things, doesn't it?"
"And Colonel Lustrous and the boy's grandfather-who wiped himself out on the autobahn several months ago-were good friends."
"What's Freddy concern? Personal and official?"
"I think, sir, he's worried-I know I am-that the father's family is going to be less than overjoyed to learn their son left an illegitimate child behind in Germany twelve years ago. If that's the case-they reject the idea-Colonel Lustrous wants to cushion the boy and his mother from that as much as possible."
"And Bob Towson is concerned about what would appear in the papers if the family and the mother get in a pissing match? 'GERMAN WOMAN
CLAIMS MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER FATHER OF HER BASTARD CHILD'?"
"Yes, sir, I'm sure that's true."
"Well, you can't blame the mother wanting to make sure the child is fed and cared for," Stevens said. "And, on the other hand, you can't really blame the family for being suspicious of someone who claims to be the mother of a child fathered by the dead son."
"Yes, sir, that's true."
Naylor turned to the stove and flipped the bacon.
There was a knock at the kitchen door and then the door opened and a young clean-cut-looking buck sergeant came through it.
"Good morning, sir," he said.
"Pay attention to what the major is doing, Wally," General Stevens said. "One day, in a dire emergency, I may have to press you into service again."
"Yes, sir," the sergeant said with a smile.
"Major Naylor, Sergeant Wally Wallace," Stevens said.
"How are you, Sergeant?"
"How do you do, sir?"
"You had breakfast, Wally?" General Stevens asked.
"Yes, sir, I have. Thank you."
"What you hear here stays here, Wally, okay?"
"Yes, sir. Of course."
"You have a name, you said, Allan?" General Stevens asked.
"Yes, sir. The next of kin are the pilot's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Juan Fernando Castillo."
"Let me have that again?"
"The name I have for the next of kin is Castillo. Mr. and Mrs. Juan Fernando."
"This gets better and better. Or worse and worse. I shudder to think what interesting fact may next pop out of your mouth," General Stevens said.
"Sir?"
"Wally, go get Mrs. Stevens's phone book. The pink one. It's on her desk in the study."
"Yes, sir," Sergeant Wallace said.
"You know these people, sir?" Naylor asked.
"And the alleged father of this out-of-wedlock German child is Jorge Alejandro Castillo, am I right?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yeah, Allan, I know them," General Stevens said. "They own most of downtown San Antonio. Plus large chunks of the land outside the city. Plus a large ranch near Midland, under which is the Permian basin. And I don't really think Don Fernando:"
" Juan Fernando, sir," Naylor corrected him.
"I see Freddy has corrupted you, Allan. You too are too ready to correct your superiors when you make a snap judgment they're wrong. In the culture of which the Castillos are part, Mr. Juan Fernando Castillo is addressed as 'Don' Fernando as a mark of respect; much like they call upper-class Englishmen Sir John. Get it?"
"Yes, sir. Sorry."
Sergeant Wallace returned with a pink telephone book.
General Stevens sat down at the table and looked through it. Then he held up his hand. Sergeant Wallace took the handset of a wall telephone and put it in his hand. General Stevens punched in the number.
"Good morning," he said. "This is General Stevens, from Fort Sam. I apologize for calling at this hour. Would it be possible for me to speak with Don Fernando? It's a matter of some importance."
There was a reply, and then General Stevens went on.
"Perhaps Dona Alicia might be available? This is really important."
There was another reply, and then General Stevens went on again.
"Thank you very much, but no message. I'll call again. Thank you."
He broke the connection with his finger and held the telephone over his shoulder. Sergeant Wallace took it from him and hung it up.
"Don Fernando is 'out of town,' " Stevens said. "That may mean he's at their ranch, or it may mean he's in Dallas, New York, or Timbuktu. Dona Alicia is at the Alamo; she likes to get there early."
"The Alamo, sir?"
"You've heard of the Alamo, haven't you, Allan? John Wayne died there, defending it against the overwhelming forces of the Mexican General Santa Anna."
"Yes, sir."
"Being a general, Allan, as your father may have told you, is something like being an aviator. Long days and hours of utter boredom punctuated by moments of terror. I am now forced to make a decision whether to wait until I can meet with Don Fernando or to go over to the Alamo before he gets back and dump this in Dona Alicia's lap. No matter which decision I make it is likely to be the wrong one."