"Yes, please," said the man in the same soft, pleasant tones he had used with Carl.

They drove east on the Kensington for several minutes. "The weather in Buffalo always pleases me," the man said, breaking the silence. "It reminds me of Copenhagen."

Sophia smiled and then said, "Oh, I almost forgot." She unlocked the small center console and brought out a thick white envelope.

The man smiled slightly and put the envelope in his raincoat pocket without counting the money. "Please give my warmest regards to your father," he said.

"I will."

"And if there is any other service I could possibly perform for your family…"

Sophia looked away from the tak-tak of the windshield wipers. It was just a few more miles to the airport. "Well, actually," she said, "there is something else…"

CHAPTER 11

Kurtz sat in the tiny Civic Center office, looked across the cluttered desk at his parole officer, and realized that she was cute as a bug.

The P.O.'s name was Peg O'Toole. P.O. for P.O., thought Kurtz. He rarely thought in terms such as "cute as a bug," but that's what Ms. O'Toole was. In her early thirties, probably, but with a fresh, freckled face and clear blue eyes. Red hair—not the astounding, pure red like Sam's, but a complex auburn-red—that fell down to her shoulders in natural waves. A bit overweight by modern standards, which pleased Kurtz to no end. One of the best phrases he had ever encountered was the writer Tom Wolfe's description of New York anorectic socialites as "social X-rays." Kurtz idly wondered what P.O. Peg O'Toole would think of him if he mentioned that he had read Tom Wolfe. Then Kurtz wondered what was wrong with himself for wondering that.

"So where are you living, Mr. Kurtz?"

"Here and there." Kurtz noticed that she had not condescended to him by calling him by his first name.

"You'll need a fixed address." Her tone was neither familiar nor cold, merely professional. "I have to visit your place of residence in the next month and make sure that it's acceptable under terms of parole."

Kurtz nodded. "I've been staying in a Motel 6, but I'm looking for something more permanent." He didn't think it would be wise to tell her about the abandoned icehouse and the borrowed sleeping bag he currently called home.

Ms. O'Toole made a note. "Have you begun looking for employment yet?"

"Found a job," said Kurtz.

She raised her eyebrows slightly. Kurtz noticed that they were thick and the same color as her hair.

"Self-employed," he said.

"That won't do," said Peg O'Toole. "We'll need to know the details."

Kurtz nodded. "I've set up an investigatory agency."

The P.O. tapped her lower lip with her pen. "You realize, Mr. Kurtz, that you won't be licensed as a private investigator in the state of New York again, and that it's illegal for you to own or carry a firearm or to associate with known felons?"

"Yes," said Kurtz. When the P.O. said nothing, he went on, "It's a legally registered business—'Sweetheart Search. "

Ms. O'Toole did not quite smile. "'Sweetheart Search'? Is it some sort of skip-trace service?"

"In a way," said Kurtz. "It's a Web-based locator service. My secretary and I do ninety-nine percent of the work on computers."

The P.O. tapped her white teeth with the capped pen. "There are about a hundred services like that on the Net," she said.

"That's what Arlene, my secretary, said."

"And why do you think yours will make money?"

"First, it's my feeling that there are about a hundred million baby boomers out there approaching retirement who are ready to dump their current spouses and probably still have the hots for old boyfriends or girlfriends from high school." said Kurtz. "You know, memories of first lust in the backseat of the 66 Mustang, that sort of thing."

Ms. O'Toole smiled. "Not much of a backseat in the 66 Mustang," she said. She was not being coy, Kurtz thought, merely observant.

Kurtz nodded. "You like old Mustangs?"

"We're not here to discuss my preference in muscle cars," she said. "Why are these aging baby boomers going to turn to your service? Since there are all these other cheap classmate-tracing sites on the Web?"

"Yes," said Kurtz, "but Arlene and I are being more proactive." He paused. "Did I say 'proactive'? Christ, I hate that word. Arlene and I are being more… imaginative."

Ms. O'Toole looked mildly surprised for the second time.

"Anyway, we go through old high-school yearbooks," said Kurtz, "find someone who might have been popular in his or her class way back when—we're starting in the sixties—and then send the information to former classmates. You know—'Have you ever wondered what happened to Billy Benderbix? Find out through Sweetheart Search'—that sort of garbage."

"You're aware of privacy laws?"

"Yep," said Kurtz. "There aren't enough of them for the Net. But we just look up these former classmates via the usual people finders and send them this bulk E-mail query."

"Is it working?"

Kurtz shrugged. "It's only been a few days, but we've had several hundred hits." He paused. He knew that the P.O. didn't want to make small talk any more than he did; but he wanted to share a story with someone, and there certainly was no one else in his life. "Want to hear about our first try?"

"Sure," said the P.O.

"Well, Arlene has been gathering yearbooks for the past few days. We've accessed back issues from all over the country and ordered more through the mail, but we're starting with the Buffalo area—real yearbooks—until we get a database started."

"Makes sense."

"So yesterday we're ready to start. I say, 'Let's pick someone at random here to be our first Mr. or Miss Lonely Heart… sorry, Ms. Lonely Heart."

"That sounds stupid," said O'Toole. "Miss Lonely Heart is right."

Kurtz nodded. "So Arlene takes this high-school yearbook from the stack—Kenmore West, 1966—and flips it open. I poke my finger down and choose someone at random. He had a weird name, but I figure, what the hell. Arlene starts laughing…"

O'Toole's expression was neutral, but she was listening.

"Wolf Blitzer," said Kurtz. "'I think maybe his classmates will know about him, says Arlene. 'Why? I say. So Arlene starts laughing at me…"

"You don't know Wolf Blitzer?" said P.O. O'Toole.

Kurtz shrugged again. "I guess he became well known way back when my trial was going on, and I haven't watched much CNN since."

O'Toole was smiling.

"Anyway," continued Kurtz, "Arlene quits laughing, explains who Wolf Blitzer is and why he wouldn't be our best choice, and then pulls down a West Seneca High School yearbook. Flips it open. Stabs at a picture. Another guy. Tim Russert."

O'Toole laughed softly. "NBC," she said.

"Yeah. I'd never heard of him, either. By this point, Arlene's busting a gut."

"Quite a coincidence."

Kurtz shook his head. "I don't believe in coincidence. It was Arlene setting me up. She has a weird sense of humor. Anyway, finally we find someone from a Buffalo-area high school who's not a well-known correspondent, and—"

The phone rang. As O'Toole answered it, Kurtz felt some relief at the interruption. He'd been deliberately babbling.

"Yeah… yeah… okay," O'Toole was saying. "I understand. All right. Good." When she hung up, her gaze seemed cooler to Kurtz.

The door burst open. A homicide cop named Jimmy Hathaway and a younger cop whom Kurtz had never seen before came in with 9mm Glocks aimed, badges visible on their belts. Kurtz looked back to see that Peg O'Toole had pulled a Sig Pro from her purse on the floor and was aiming it at his face.

"Hands behind your head, asshole," shouted Hathaway.

They cuffed Kurtz, frisked him—he was clean, of course, since it hadn't seemed a good idea to pack heat to the first meeting with his P.O. — and then shoved him up against the wall while the younger cop emptied his pockets of change, car keys, and mints.


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