“Excuse me?” I ask as Charlie moves in next to me.

“No joke,” Shep says. “Three ways – a million each.” “You gotta be kidding,” Charlie blurts.

“So it was you who sent the first letter,” I say.

Shep stays silent.

So does Charlie. His teeth flick against his bottom lip. Half of it’s disbelief and the other half’s…

Charlie’s whole face lights up.

… pure adrenalized excitement.

“This could easily be the single best day of my life,” Charlie beams. The boy couldn’t hold a grudge if it was glued to his chest. I’m different.

Turning to Shep, I add, “You were just in here blaming us, and now you expect us to hold hands and be partners?”

“Listen, Oliver, you can chew my head off all you want, but just realize if you blow the whistle on me, I’m gonna blow it right back on you.”

I cock my head sideways. “Are you threatening me?”

“That depends what you want the outcome to be,” Shep shoots back.

Standing in front of my desk, I watch Shep carefully. Deep down, I may not be a thief, but I’m also no sucker.

“We’re all here for the same thing,” Shep quickly adds. “So you can either be a mule and get nothing, or you can share the profits and walk away with a little something in your pocket.”

“I vote for the profits,” Charlie interrupts.

“Screw this,” I say, storming to the door. “Even I’m not that stupid.”

Shep reaches out and grabs me by the biceps. Not hard – just enough to stop me. “It’s not stupid, Oliver.” As Shep says the words, the swagger’s gone. So’s the Secret Service. “If I wanted to blame it on you… or turn you in… I’d be talking to Lapidus right now. Instead, I’m here.”

Even as I pull away, Shep has my undivided attention.

He looks up at the NYU diploma on my wall and studies it carefully. “You think you’re the only ones who have that dream? When I first signed up with the Service, I thought I was going straight to the White House. Maybe start with the Vice President… work my way up to the First Lady – it’s a nice life when you think about it. What I didn’t realize was that before you get on Protective, you usually spend five years or so on Investigations: counterfeiting, financial crimes, all the scut work we never get credit for.

“So there I am, a few years out of Brooklyn College, in our Miami office in Florida. Anyway, on the drive from Miami to Melbourne, there was this wide-open stretch of unlit highway. Drug-runners would land their planes there, dump duffel bags full of money and drugs, and then have their partners pick it up and drive it down to Miami.

“Night after night, I’d fantasize about finding these guys – and every time, the dream was the same: In the sky, I’d see the red lights of a fleeing plane. Instinctively, I’d cut my own lights, slow the car, and stumble upon an army green duffel bag full of ten million dollars in cash.” Turning back to us, Shep adds, “If it ever happened, I’d throw the bag in my trunk, leave my badge behind, and just keep on driving.

“Of course, the only problem was, I never found the plane. And after missing four consecutive promotions and barely surviving on government pay, I realized that I don’t want to work until the day they put me in the ground. I saw what it did to my dad… forty years for a handshake and a fake gold plaque. There’s got to be more to life than that. And with Duckworth… a dead man with three million dollars… it may not be as much as the clients here have, but I’ll tell you… for guys like us… it’s as good as we’re gonna get.”

Charlie nods his head ever so slightly. The way Shep talks about his dad… there’re some things you can’t make up. “So how do we know you won’t play Take the Money and Run?” I ask.

“What if I let you pick where the transfers go? You can start over from scratch… put it in whatever fake company you want. I mean… with your mom here… you’re not going on the run for two million dollars – that’s the only guarantee I need,” Shep says, ignoring Charlie and watching my reaction. He knows who he has to work on.

“And you really think it’ll work?” I ask.

“Oliver, I’ve been watching this one for almost a year,” Shep says, his voice picking up speed. “In life, there’re only two perfect – and I mean perfect – crimes where you can’t be caught: One is where you’re killed, which isn’t too great an option. And the other is when no one knows that a crime took place.” Swinging his sausage-shaped forearm through the air, he motions to the paperwork on my desk. “That’s what’s here on a silver platter. That’s the beauty of it, Oliver,” he says as he lowers his voice. “No one’ll ever know. Whether the three million goes to Duckworth or to the government, it was always leaving the bank. And since it’s supposed to be gone, we don’t have to go on the run or give up our lives. All we do is say thank you to the forgetful dead millionaire.” Pausing to drive it home, he adds, “People wait their whole lives and never get an opportunity this good. It’s even better than the plane and the duffel bag – the bank spent the last six months trying to contact his family – no one’s there. No one knows. No one but us.”

It’s a good point. Actually, it’s a great point… and the best insurance that Shep’ll stay quiet. If he toots his horn to anyone, he risks his own share too.

“So whattya say, Oliver?” he adds.

The Art Deco clock on my wall was last year’s holiday gift from Lapidus. I stare up at it, studying the minute hand. Two and a half hours to go. After that, the opportunity’s gone. The money’ll be transferred to the state. And all I’ll be left with is a clock, a handshake, and eighty thousand dollars’ worth of hospital bills.

“It’s okay to want something more,” Charlie says. “Think of what we can do for mom… all the debt.”

Back in my seat, I take a deep breath and spread my palms flat on my desk. “You know we’re gonna regret this,” I say.

They both break into smiles. Two kids.

“We have a deal?” Shep asks, extending a hand.

I shake Shep’s hand and watch my brother. “So what do we do now?” I ask.

“Know any good fake companies?” Shep replies.

That’s my department. When Arthur Mannheim divorced his wife, Lapidus and I opened a holding company and an Antigua bank account in a total of an hour and a half. It’s Lapidus’s favorite dirty trick – and one I know all too well. I reach for the phone.

“No, no, no, no, no,” Shep scolds, pulling my hand away. “You can’t call these people yourself anymore. Everything you touch, everything you do – all of it’s a link, just like a fingerprint. That’s why you need a go-between – and not just some schlub off the street – you want a professional who can protect your interests so no one ever sees you. Someone who you can send a thousand dollars and say, ‘Make this phone call for me and don’t ask any questions…’”

“Like a mob lawyer,” Charlie blurts.

“Exactly,” Shep grins. “Just like a mob lawyer.” Before I can even ask, Shep stands up and leaves my office. Thirty seconds later, he returns with a phonebook under each arm. One for New York; one for Jersey. He tosses them on my desk and they hit with a thud.

“Time to find the stutterers,” Shep says.

Charlie and I look at each other. We’re lost.

“You’ve seen ’em in every phonebook,” Shep explains. “The first alphabetical entries in every category. AAAAAA Flower Shop. AAAAAA Laundromat. And the most pathetic and desperate of all the stutterers – the ones most likely to do anything for a buck: AAAAAA Attorneys At Law.”

I nod. Charlie grins wide. Par for the course. Without a word, we dive for the phonebooks. I get New York; Charlie gets Jersey; Shep reads over our shoulders. Flipping as fast as I can, I go straight for the Lawyer section. The first one I spot is “A Able Accident Attorneys.”

“Too specialized,” Shep says. “We want a general practitioner – not an ambulance chaser.”