"Farley Gordon Wells, by any chance?"
"That's the full version. Yes."
"You're the kid who put fabric dissolver into the air-conditioning system of Neil Armstrong High School?"
"The same. I knew that would never be forgotten. And, jumping Jupiter, you must be the first girl who got it-full-strength. Albany Jones, right? If you weren't wearing that uniform, I'd have recognized you at once, except you probably look even better now."
"You'll never know," said Albany Jones. "And I think my father, the mayor, still has a strong desire to meet you. "
Fargo swallowed. "Well, maybe later-when all this is over."
Sligh, who was now standing upright and rubbing his wrists, said, "This is an immoral person, you see. You can't believe anything he says."
"The truth wand will tell us," said Jones. "All four of you take hold of the grabble-"
"Wait," said Fargo. "Not my brother. He's here for the solstice celebration, and he's only fourteen. Please let him go with our keg of nails-that barrel there. You have me."
Jeff said, "Just because I'm fourteen doesn't mean I-"
"Shut up, Jeff. Our parents are dead, Albany. I've had to bring him up, and it's hard being an only parent to a headstrong youth."
"Stop," said Jones, "or I'll dissolve in floods of tears. You'll do; he can go."
"Go home, Jeff," Fargo said. "Sligh and Fister no longer infest the apartment, obviously; but check the door computer first anyway."
As the three men were grabble-meshed upward, Fargo waved and called out, "I'll be back as soon as possible."
Jeff watched them sail out of sight. The park was in full daylight now.
He picked up Norby and tried to balance him on his right shoulder. The barrel seemed to weigh a ton, as though it were full of scrap iron-which, in a way, it was.
"You could at least turn on your antigrav," he whispered into Norby's hat.
Slowly, Jeff began to rise.
"Only a little antigrav, idiot!"
Just as slowly, he sank back to the grass, holding what now seemed like an empty barrel.
He began to walk in the direction of home, swinging along briskly, when Norby's eyes suddenly peered out from under his hat. "Are you going home right away? Don't I even get to see the solstice celebration?"
"You can't. We missed it. The sun's well above the horizon."
"Can't we pretend it hasn't come up yet? Who'll know?"
"We'll know. You can't make fun of things like that…Well, I'll tell you what. I can do the Oneness; that doesn't have to be exactly at sunrise. It's supposed to be done each solstice and each equinox. That's four times a year."
"I know elementary astronomy, Jeff!"
Jeff walked back to where they had been interrupted by Fister and Sligh in pursuit of Fargo. It was still in shadow, still fairly cool, and if the brilliance of day was distracting, it at least added a touch of friendliness to the surroundings.
Jeff put Norby down and sat cross-legged on the grass beside the tiny stream. He rested his hands, palms up, on his thighs, and half-closed his eyes.
After a minute, Norby said, "You're not doing anything. What's happening?"
Jeff opened his eyes. He sighed and said, "Don't interrupt me. I'm meditating. I am trying to sense the Oneness of the universe, and you have to quiet your nervous system to be able to do that."
"My nervous system doesn't need quieting."
"How do you know? It's never been quiet. If you don't sit still without making silly sounds, we're going straight home. Just let me tune into the Oneness."
Norby pulled in his arms and legs with an annoyed snap, but he let his eyes peer out from under his head.
Jeff resumed his position. It felt good, as always.
After a while, he said softly, "I am part of the universe, part of its life. I am a Terran creature, from the life that evolved here on Earth. Wherever I go and whatever I do, I will remember Earth. I will respect all life. I will remember that we are all part of the Oneness."
After another silence, Jeff stood up. He bent to pick up Norby, who extended his legs suddenly and moved away.
"What's the matter?" asked Jeff.
"Does all that apply to me, Jeff?"
"Of course it does. You're as much a part of the Solar System as I am, and everything that lives in it is ultimately of earthly origin."
"But am I alive?"
"You have consciousness, so you must be." Jeff started to smile, but Norby had seemed so serious. "Look, Norby, even if you're not alive in a human sense, you are part of the Oneness."
"What about the part of me that is alien and isn't part of the Solar System?"
"It doesn't matter. The Oneness includes every star in every galaxy, and everything that isn't a star or a galaxy, too. Terrans or aliens, everything is part of the Oneness. Besides, I sure feel part of you and Fargo and everyone I care about. Don't you feel part of me?"
"I guess I do," said Norby, shooting out his left arm so that he could take Jeff's right hand in his. "Maybe we're both important."
He jiggled happily on his backwards and forwards feet for a second and then said, "Jeff, we'd better walk home. That will look better than using antigrav. I feel better. I'm funny-looking, but nobody should mind that. I've got consciousness and I'm alive and I'm at one with the universe. Isn't that right, Jeff?"
"Yes, Norby."
"And what's more, the universe is at one with me, isn't it, Jeff?"
"I think it's more fitting for you to be at one with the universe."
"It think it would be nice to consider the universe's feelings, too, Jeff. I think the universe would be pleased to be at one with me."
"Well…maybe."
It was an exceedingly pleasant day. There were joggers moving along the roads now, and Norby waved to each as they passed, crying out, "I am at one with you."
Jeff pulled at his hand. Don't disturb them, Norby. Jogging is hard work."
"You know," Norby said, "when you were meditating, Jeff, I tried to do the same. I think I had a dream."
"You're not supposed to sleep. Come to think of it, I don't think robots know how to sleep."
"I had to learn while I was in the stasis box. It protected my mind. Anyway, I half-thought I was in a strange land. I was aware of the park, but I was also aware of the strange land. I was aware of both at the same time. Doesn't that make it a dream, Jeff?"
"I don't know, Norby. I don't think that's the way I dream."
Norby ignored that. "I dreamed about this strange land that seemed to be something I had never actually seen, but I can't be sure. How do I know where all of me has been, come to think of it? Maybe I was remembering instead of dreaming."
"If you go to this strange land, Norby, don't go there without me."
"I won't go anywhere without you, Jeff, except I think I don't know how to go anywhere, really. I only know how to get back."
"Back where?"
"Back here from wherever I've been."
"But how can you get back if you don't know how to get there in the first place?"
"I can go. I just don't know how how to go."
"You mean whenever you travel anywhere, it isn't really controlled."
"I guess that's it."
"That's inconvenient, Norby."
"But I'll always get you home. After all, my function is to protect and teach, so you can't blame me if I'm not perfect at taking you places. You'll keep me, won't you, Jeff, even so? You won't sell me to someone else? I will try to be a good robot."
"I know you'll try," Jeff said, but he did wonder just a little bit what good it would do for a robot as mixed up as Norby to try.