"How fast can he go when he tries?"
"But nobody can ride him when he gallops. Not even me."
"I won't ride him; I'll fly over him, pacing him and making him slow down for curves. Three hours, maybe?... and another hour to sneak him into the greenhouse."
"Well... maybe it would work."
"It will because it's got to. Then you get caught"
"Huh? Why don't I just go home?"
"No, that would be a giveaway. They catch you, you've been doing amateur uranium prospecting. I'll fetch out a radiation counter. You don't know where Lummox is; you kissed him goodbye and turned him loose, then came up here to forget your sorrows. You'll have to be convincing... and don't let them use a truth meter."
"Yes, but... Look, Slugger, what's the good? Lummie can't stay in a greenhouse forever."
"We're simply buying time. They are ready to kill him on sight... and they will. So we keep him out of sight until we can change that."
"I suppose I should have gone through with the sale to the Museum," John Thomas answered miserably.
"No! Your instincts are sound, Johnnie, even though you've got less brains than a door knob. Look... do you remember the Cygnus Decision?"
The Cygnus Decision? We had it in elementary Customs of Civilization?"
"Yes. Quote it."
"What is this? A mid-semester quiz?" John Thomas frowned and dug into his memory. " 'Beings possessed of speech and manipulation must be presumed to be sentient and therefore to have innate human rights, unless conclusively proved otherwise.' " He sat up. "Hey! They can't kill Lummox-he's got hands!"
XI "It's Too Late, Johnnie"
"Mind your air speed," she cautioned. "Do you know the old one about the man whose lawyer assured him that they could not put him in jail for that?"
"What was 'that'?"
"Never mind. His client answered, 'But, counsellor, I'm speaking from the jail.' Point is, the Cygnus Decision is just theory; we've got to keep Lummox out of sight until we can get the court to change its mind."
"Unh, I see. I guess you're right."
"I'm always right," Betty admitted with dignity. "Johnnie, I'm dying of thirst; thinking is dry work. Did you bring any water up from the creek?"
"No, I didn't."
"Got a bucket?"
"Yeah, somewhere." He felt in his pockets, found it and pulled it out. He stopped to blow it up to semi-rigidity, then said, "I'll fetch it."
"No, give it to me. I want to stretch my legs."
"'Ware fliers!"
"Don't teach your grandmother." She took it and went down hill, keeping to the trees until she reached the bank. Johnnie watched her slim figure catching shafts of cathedral light among the pines and thought how pretty she was... very nearly as good a head on her as a man and pretty to boot. Aside from being bossy the way females always were, Slugger was all right.
She came back carrying the plastic bucket carefully.
"Help yourself," she offered.
"Go ahead."
"I drank from the creek."
"All right" He drank deeply. "You know, Betty, if you weren't knock-kneed, you'd be pretty good-looking."
"Who's knock-kneed?"
"And there's always your face, of course," he went on pleasantly. "Aside from those two shortcomings you're not-"
He did not finish-she dived and hit him low. The water went all down his front and partly on her. The scuffle continued until he got her right arm locked up behind her, holding her helpless. "Say 'Pretty please'," he advised.
"Darn you, Johnnie Stuart! 'Pretty please.'"
"With sugar on it?"
"With sugar on it-and spit, too. Let me up."
"All right."
He got to his feet. She rolled to a sitting position, looked up at him and laughed. They were both dirty, scratched, and somewhat bruised and they both felt very fine indeed. Lummox had watched the mock fight with interest but-no alarm, since Johnnie and Betty could never really be mad at each other. He commented, "Johnnie's all wet."
"He certainly is, Lummie-more ways than one." She looked him over. "If I had two clothes pins, I'd hang you on a tree. By your ears, of course."
We'll be dry in five minutes, a day like this."
"I'm not wet, not through a flying suit. But you look like a dunked cat."
"I don't mind." He lay down, found a pine needle and bit it. "Slugger, this is a swell place. I wish I didn't have to go on up to the mine."
"Tell you what-after we get this mess straightened out and before we start school, we'll come back up here and camp a few days. We'll bring Lummox, too-won't we, Lummie?"
"Sure," agreed Lummox. "Catch things. Throw rocks. Fun."
John Thomas looked at her reprovingly. "And get me talked about all over town? No, thanks."
"Don't be prissy. We're here now, aren't we?"
"This is an emergency."
"You and your nice-nice reputation!"
"Well, somebody ought to watch such things. Mum says that boys had to start worrying when girls quit. She says things used to be different"
"Of course they were-and they will be again. They run the whole program over and over again." She looked thoughtful. "But, Johnnie, you pay too much attention to what your mother says."
"I suppose so," he admitted.
"You had better break yourself of it. Otherwise no girl is going to take a chance on marrying you."
He grinned. "That's my insurance policy."
She dropped her eyes and blushed. "I wasn't speaking for myself! I don't want you-I'm just taking care of you for practice."
He decided not to pursue that angle. "Honestly," he said, "a person gets in the habit of behaving a certain way and it's hard to stop. For instance, I've got an aunt-my Aunt Tessie, remember her? -who believes in astrology."
"No! She doesn't!"
"Surest thing. She doesn't look nutty, does she? But she is and it's embarrassing because she will talk about it and mother insists that I have to be polite. If I could just tell her she has holes in her head, it wouldn't matter. But oh no! I have to listen to her rave and pretend that she's a sane, responsible adult-when she can't count above ten without an abacus."
"An 'abacus'?"
"You know-a slipstick with beads. I said 'abacus' because there isn't a prayer that she could ever learn to read a slipstick. She likes being a lame brain-and I have to cater to it."
"Don't do it," Betty said suddenly. "Pay no attention to what your mother says."
"Slugger, you are a subversive influence."
"Sorry, Johnnie," she answered mildly. She added, "Did I ever tell you why I divorced my parents?"
"No, you never did. That's your business."
"So it is. But I think I'll tell you, you might understand me better. Bend down." She grabbed him by an ear, whispered into it.
As John Thomas listened he took on an expression of extreme surprise. "Not really?"
"Fact. They didn't contest it so I never had to tell anyone. But that's why."
"I don't see how you put up with it."
"I didn't I stood up in court and divorced them and got a professional guardian who doesn't have nutty ideas. But look, Johnnie, I didn't bare my soul just to make your chin drop. Heredity isn't everything; I'm myself, an individual. You aren't your parents. You're not your father, you are not your mother. But you are a little late realizing it." She sat up straight. "So be yourself, Knothead, and have the courage to make your own mess of your life. Don't imitate somebody else's mess."
"Slugger, when you talk that stuff, you make it sound rational."
"That's because I'm always rational. How well fixed are you for groceries? I'm hungry."
"You're as bad as Lummox. The grub sack is over there."
"Lunch?" inquired Lummox, hearing his name.
"Umm... Betty, I don't want him tearing down trees, not in daylight. How long will it take them to track me down?"