45
AFTER RABBINOWITZ LEFT for the hospital to visit his good friend Herman Hopfenschmidt, I decided to take a spin around Eakins Oval and along Kelly Drive, past Boathouse Row, to one of the sculpture gardens planted along the banks of the Schuylkill. It was now late afternoon and I sat on a stone bench, just in front of a statue of a massively muscled man groaning forward, a representation of the Spirit of Enterprise, and watched the scullers bend with their oars as their shells skimmed across the river’s surface like the water boatmen I had seen on the pond at Veritas. I had needed to get away from the office, to sit among the silent sculptures on the river’s edge and watch the sun dip into the west and think about what I had learned that day. Morris had offered to trail along and I hadn’t minded. I found having Morris around made me feel better, though I couldn’t really say why. But Morris knew enough to stroll quietly among the statuary for a while and let me be.
I had been told that beneath every great fortune lies a great crime but it was still a shock to be confronted with the truth of that maxim so vividly. If I had wondered before what it was that had turned the Reddman family so brutally wrong I needed only to learn the origin of its wealth and power. I didn’t yet understand the instrument of the family’s undoing but I had little doubt that the tragedies that erupted in its history had their root in Claudius Reddman’s deception of and thievery from Elisha Poole. And the question that inevitably sprung to mind was, in light of the fortune gained and the tragedies incurred, whether or not it was worth it.
I was hip-deep now in Reddman excretion and I couldn’t help but imagine myself bobbing for my own little coins. I had been promised the five percent from Oleanna if I could clear her and her people of the murder and get the insurance death benefit paid. I had been promised a kickback from Peckworth, the used undergarment procurer, for any reduction I could wile from his street tax. Then there was the wrongful death suit I would file on behalf of Caroline Shaw against whoever it was who had ordered the murder of her sister and probably her brother too, a suit I would bring just as soon as I determined who had hired Cressi, and as soon as Caroline signed the fee agreement I so desperately wanted her to sign. And of course, it was undeniable that I was sleeping with an heiress, even if Kingsley’s vasectomy made her only an ostensible heiress. It didn’t take a practiced gigolo to know where that could lead. Yes, there was a lot of coin adrift in the Reddman muck to be snatched between my teeth.
“Do you know what his last words were before he died?” I asked Morris after he wandered over to the stone bench and sat beside me.
“Who now are we talking about?” said Morris.
“Claudius Reddman. His dying words were, ‘It was only business.’ ”
Morris sat there for a moment, shaking his head. “Such words have justified more crime than even religion.”
“Did you ever want to be rich, Morris?”
“Who is rich? As the scholar Ben Zoma once said, ‘He who is content with his lot.’ ”
I looked up at him, at the calm expression on his face, the expression of a man who seemed truly content with his life and at peace with his place in the world.
“So you never wanted to be rich?” I asked.
“What, you think I’m meshuggener,” said Morris. “Of course I wanted to be rich. I still do. Give me a million dollars, Victor, and see if I turn it down. Give me two, maybe. Give me thirty over six years with a signing bonus like a baseball pitcher and see if I push it away. Believe you me, Victor, I won’t push it away.”
“That’s good to know,” I said, and turned back to the water. “I was getting worried. What would you buy?”
He thought on that for a moment. “There was a man in Pinsk,” he said finally, “who used to make the most perfect shoes in the world. I never saw a pair mind you, but I heard of them from someone whose cousin had actually held a pair in his very hands. Soft like a woman’s skin, he said, and as comfortable as a warm bath. I always wanted a pair of shoes from the man in Pinsk. Of course this was before the war. I don’t know now what happened to him, he is probably dead. Pinsk was not a good place to be a Jew during the war. But I have heard rumors now of a man in Morocco whose shoes, they say, are close to those of the man in Pinsk.”
“You could buy anything you want and what you’d buy is shoes?”
“Not just any shoes, Victor, not the scraps of leather you wear on your feet. These shoes are a mechaieh, they are the shoes of a king.”
“So you want to be rich so you can buy a pair of shoes,” I said, nodding to myself. “I guess that makes as much sense as anything else. At least you know.”
“Yes and no. With such shoes, Victor, when could I wear them? Not every day, they are too precious for everyday. I would wear them only on the Shabbos maybe, and not even every Shabbos, because even then they would wear out too soon. I would spend more time taking care of them than wearing them, I think, waxing the leather, polishing, keeping them stretched and warm. Such shoes would be more burden than anything else. As Hillel said, ‘The more flesh, the more worms. The more property, the more anxiety. The more wives, the more witchcraft.’ ”
“That sounds like Dylan, except for the part about the witchcraft.”
“Yes, your Bobby Zimmerman, I think he read Hillel.”
“I can think of lots of things to buy,” I said. “A Ferrari. Armani suits. A house with skylights. A set of golf clubs, those Callaway Big Bertha irons and woods, the ones that go for over a grand and have a sweet spot the size of Montana.”
“You play golf?”
“With a set of Callaways I’d maybe break a hundred. But you know what, Morris? It’s not the stuff, really. I just want to be rich. I want the kids who beat me up in high school to see my picture in the paper with the caption, ‘Victor Carl, millionaire.’ I want all the girls who turned me down to know what they missed. Being rich is like living in a state of grace and that’s what I want.”
“Money can’t buy that, Victor. Only righteousness. As Rebbe Yoshe ben Kisma once said…”
“I don’t want to hear from any more dead rabbis, Morris.”
He turned his head to stare. Even though he was shorter than me by a foot, it felt as if he were looking down at me. “These men were very smart, Victor. The things they could teach us both.”
“No more dead rabbis. Tell me, Morris, what you think about all the money you and I don’t have.”
“What I think? You want to know what I think, Victor? Are you sure this is what you want to hear?”
I nodded, though something in his voice gave me pause.
“Well then. I think that money it is the goal of cowards. Money is what you end up wanting if you don’t have putz enough to stand up and decide for yourself. Money is what they want you to want so that you will work for them every day of your life and buy what they sell and fill your house and your soul with their junk. It is for those without the courage to decide for themselves. For people like our friend Beth who are seeking truths, I have nothing but respect. But for those who are taking the easy way out and bowing down to the graven image of the dollar that they plaster on the television and the movie screen simply because that it is what they are told they want, for them I have only disgust.”
I was startled by his words. I had never seen Morris so angry. Generally he was a genial guy, Morris, but it was if there was something about me that had been bugging him for a while and now he felt free to expound upon it because I had insisted. I regretted asking him but I was fascinated too, it was like a cover had been whisked off the old josher and I was seeing something ferocious inside.