I slunk through the baths as fast as I could, then looked in on the masseur, a gigantic bully from Tarsus with legendary manipulative powers. He was slapping about Helena Justina’s father. I took Julia in and we sat on the side bench where the next customer was supposed to wait in terror. The masseur glared at the baby, but was too nonplussed to comment.
I grinned as I inspected Decimus. “Thanks for dinner the other night. You managed to scrub off the ink, I see!”
“The child developed a lot while you were away. You might have warned me.”
“She learned to stand on the ship. She was beside the rail in brisk weather when she first tried it. I could have saved myself years of trouble by letting her tumble over the side-but I knew she was your favorite grandchild.” She was also his only one.
“So you made a quick grab?” Losing Julia would truly have broken his heart. I made another quick move, as Julia picked up a water scoop and prepared to hurl it at the huge, sweating masseur. The senator chortled, good going since he was already contorted in a hideous grimace under a barrage of slaps between the shoulders. I decided that the masseur believed in tribal individualism rather than senate-led democracy. He was certainly taking out his personal aggression on the Camillus physique.
Decimus and I were cronies here, exchanging secrets. “Has Helena Justina said anything to you about some venture into property?”
“Nobody tells me anything,” her noble father complained. “They just keep me to lie on one of the eating couches to prevent the dining room looking empty. What’s she buying?” he asked nervously.
“Could be a house.”
“She may allow me to hear about it, once she has a whole row of them.” He paused while the man from Tarsus casually attempted to wrench his left arm from its socket. “I told Aulus to see you today.”
“About his corn-ear friends again? I thought he had accepted their story-that the man he found dead was just an unlucky victim of a wife in a bad mood?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know who the couple were-and what drove her to do it?”
“Yes, I would. Aulus seemed less curious when I left him last night.”
“Well, I told him he ought to find out.”
I grinned through the steam. “I never had you down as a schemer, senator! Is he to acquire the facts in order to show the Brothers he is scrupulously keeping quiet-with the aim of securing votes?”
“Good gods, that would be blackmail!” exclaimed Decimus in mock shock.
“I can’t wait for your election-night party.”
At that moment, in prowled Glaucus. He swelled with indignation at the sight of little Julia. She waved both her arms at him eagerly.
“Hey, Glaucus! This one wants a session with the dumbbells.”
“I’ve told you already about that dog of yours, Falco! Now you try this-”
I was on my feet. “Just bringing your most excellent client a glimpse of his only grandchild, Glaucus-”
“No children!” Glaucus stabbed his finger into my chest. It was almost as effective as a spear point in the breastbone. “This is your last warning!”
I had reached the doorway. “We’re going.”
Glaucus glared at Julia, appalled. “Is this a girl baby?”
“Boy!” Decimus assured him urgently. “Julius, isn’t it, Falco?”
Glaucus moved. He knew us. It looked as if he was intending to check. I grappled Julia to me protectively. She was fighting to break free as strongly as Hercules. “Anybody looks up my son’s tunic, I kill him, Glaucus-no argument. It probably goes for a daughter as well, of course, though I may find out if the fellow is wealthy first, for her sake-”
“Out!” roared Glaucus.
We left.
I popped my head back. “By the way, Glaucus, next time you allow in that bastard Anacrites, ask him to tell you how he made use of your Trainer’s Cheat move when we were on our holidays!”
Even when you’re fleeing in defeat, remember to place a few stakes in pits to trap your enemy.
I went to see Maia.
Ma was there. They had both been out together to make arrangements for the memorial stone for Famia. For some reason the visit to the mason had entailed wearing heavy veils, which were now pushed back on their necks. They were sitting together in a pair of women’s armchairs, with their hands folded over their girdles, looking thoughtful.
They were not much alike in facial features; Maia took after Pa’s side of the family, as I did. Their bolt-upright stance and frowning expressions nonetheless marked them as close relatives. Somebody or something had affected both of them the same way.
“What’s happened? If it’s to do with money, I’ve told you-don’t worry.”
“Oh, it’s money,” Maia snapped briskly. “Famia usually forgot to pay his funeral club dues, I gather.”
“He never forgot!” Ma commented. “He drank it all.”
“That was after I was visited by the landlord, who took it upon himself to warn me-for my own good-of the perils of falling behind with the rent.”
“Watch him!” muttered Ma.
“Mother and I were just talking about me paying a social call on my sweet friend Caecilia Paeta, to take my mind off it.”
“You need to get out,” I replied warily. Both my sister and my mother were watching me with a special glint. It might be friendly, but I doubted it. Ma pinched her mouth. She had a way of saying nothing which was worth three scrolls of rhetoric. “Don’t string me along-who’s Caecilia and why are you after her?”
“Caecilia is a crab-faced snoot,” said Maia, now dragging her veil from around her neck and flinging it aside. “She is one of the women I met at the Palace the other afternoon. Your little Gaia’s mother, specifically.”
I handed the baby to Ma, who was always good at keeping Julia quiet. “So why the planned expedition?”
“Nosiness,” said Ma, laughing.
Maia looked more prim. “I keep thinking about what you and Helena said, about the girl being scared of her family. Since Gaia and my Cloelia made friends, I did exchange words with the mother at the time. She obviously wanted to avoid contact, but that’s enough for mebeing brass-necked. I can follow this up for you, Marcus.”
“Well, thanks, but I thought Helena was intending to visit her-”
“Helena’s doing something else.”
“Oh, you know about that?” It was worth a try.
“Sworn to secrecy,” said Maia, with an evil flash of teeth.
“I heard,” said my mother severely, “that Helena has involved herself with Gloccus and Cotta!” Who in Hades were they? They sounded like cheap erotic poets.
“Anyway, Marcus, it’s lucky you’ve come,” Maia rushed on. “I’ll let you share my little adventure. It’s not far to go. These folks of Gaia’s are living on the Aventine now-it was one thing the snooty mother allowed herself to discuss with me. Because the grandfather used to be Flamen Dialis, hogged the role for years apparently, they had always had possession of the official house called the Flaminia.”
“That’s on the Palatine?”
“Yes. Horribly isolated place to bring up a family. It’s all temple compounds and imperial suites up there.”
“Must have driven them mad,” was Ma’s opinion.
Maia grinned. “Caecilia Paeta told me that her husband and his sister lived there from childhood; they could remember no other home. Apparently it’s a sore subject that everyone had to pick up and move house unexpectedly when the Flaminica died.”
“Was her death recent?”
“I got that impression. Anyway, they have now taken a house on the Ostia Gate side of the hill. Caecilia was complaining to me that it was run-down and unsatisfactory.”
I pulled a silly face. “And will Caecilia be delighted to see you, Maia darling, if you track her down?”
Maia smiled at me. “We’ll have to ask her, won’t we?”
Ma and I exchanged glances, willing to go along with any plan that made my sister behave like her old self, at least temporarily. My mother took charge of Julia for me. In no time I found myself marching over the Aventine with Maia, and after a few wrong turns while we found the address, we were surveying the house of the family Laelius. I was not impressed. Maia and I immediately agreed that as prospective buyers or tenants, even if we were desperate, we would never even have given it a once-over.