“Was that wise?”
“What do you mean?”
“It was your moment of glory. And with that chiffon scarf wrapped around your head like a turban, it looked all right.”
“I was so upset. I was recovering from the shock. Perhaps I should have spoken to them. I wonder if I can ask you a favour? Can you nip out in the morning and get me all the newspapers?”
“Gladly.”
They had a pleasant dinner. Agatha felt all the horrors receding and was almost tempted at one point to tell the vicar’s wife that she would be all right on her own, but the thought that the horror of it all might return as soon as she put her head on the pillow made her decide to let Mrs. Bloxby stay.
Agatha, to her amazement, slept heavily and did not awake until nine the following morning.
There was a note on the kitchen table from Mrs. Bloxby. “Sorry I had to dash back to the vicarage. Some local emergency. Hadn’t time to get the newspapers. Don’t worry about them. I would have a quiet day at home if I were you.”
“But I just have to see the newspapers,” said Agatha aloud, thinking that it must have been some pretty dire emergency to take the vicar’s wife away and make her not carry out her promise.
She decided she could not wait. The local post office stores only stocked a few newspapers and if one did not get there early, they were usually all sold out. Wrapping her scarf round her head in a turban, Agatha went out to her car and drove down to Morton-in-Marsh. She felt very famous. Her picture would be all over the newspapers. They hadn’t photographed her last night, but because of the murder of her husband, she knew they all had her photograph on file.
She bought all the newspapers and paid for them, not looking at the headlines, wanting to savour them when she got to her car.
The started with the Express. There was nothing on the front page. She flipped through it. Suddenly, there staring up at her was a large photograph of Charles with the headline,
“BARONET SOLVES HAIRDRESSING MURDER.”
She skimmed down the type. She was only mentioned as “a friend.” But they knew it was she who had solved the murder, for they had all been outside her cottage. She went through newspaper after newspaper with growing fury. Only two of them had actually mentioned her by name. They all said that the clever baronet had sent a woman friend in to lay a trap for Eve and then had alerted the police.
Agatha drove grimly back to her cottage and tried to get Charles on the phone, but his aunt said he had gone off travelling somewhere.
She walked along to the vicarage.
Mrs. Bloxby answered the door and gave her a shamefaced look. “You knew,” Agatha accused her. “That’s why you didn’t leave the newspapers for me.”
“Yes,” said Mrs. Bloxby on a sigh. “Come in. I cannot understand why most of them left your name out of it.”
“Charles,” said Agatha bitterly. “He took all the glory and they had a real-live sleuth baronet prepared to charm them, so they forgot about me. I was the one who solved it. Do you know the motive? Jealousy. Nothing but jealousy. Not because he was unfaithful to her. I never knew before that the world of hairdressing was so riven with hates and jealousies.”
“I suppose it’s just like the theatre, and if they’re not very good at the job, the bigger the vanity,” said Mrs. Bloxby. “I’ll get you a coffee. Come through to the kitchen. Did you find out why she killed Mrs. Dairy?”
Agatha trailed after her. “The police told me they found a note from Mrs. Dairy to Eve, saying, ‘I know who you are and I am going to the police. If you want to talk about it before I call, them…’ and then gave her address.”
“But why would she do that? Did she want to blackmail Eve?”
“I think Mrs. Dairy, God rest her soul, was a nasty woman and I don’t think she thought for a moment that Eve was a murderess. I think she just wanted to torment her. Well, she paid for it.”
Agatha sighed wearily. She thought of James, she thought of Charles. “I’m sick of everything. I’m sick of men. All men are rats.”
“No, only the ones you seem to associate with. You are worth better, Mrs. Raisin.”
“I don’t think I’ll ever forgive Charles.”
“I think it was probably the title. It’s supposed to be a classless society, but newspapers do get carried away by a title.”
“I think Charles made sure he got all the glory and left none for me. I’m sick of everything. I’m sick of Carsely.”
“Poor old Carsely had nothing to do with you going bald or some baronet upstaging you.”
“True, but I want to kick someone or something.”
“Don’t kick me. Have some coffee.”
After Agatha had left, the vicar came into the kitchen. “Has that dreadful woman gone?”
“I happen to be very fond of her. I think she is very brave.”
“I saw her arriving. She looked stupid with that scarf round her head. Middle-aged women should never wear pink.”
“That awful hairdresser used a depilatory on her. She’s quite bald.”
The vicar began to laugh.
“It’s not funny,” said Mrs. Bloxby sharply.
“So what did she say when you told her the love of her life was due back?”
“James Lacey? No, Alf. I did not. I wish she would get over him. I couldn’t tell her. With her looking like that, she would fly into a panic.”
“Should have told her and given the old girl time to buy a wig,” said the vicar heartlessly.
Mrs. Bloxby put a mug of coffee down in front of him.
“Really, Alf,” she said, “there are times when I wonder whether you are a Christian at all!”
Epilogue
TWO days later, Bill Wong called on Agatha. “What have you done to your hair?” he asked.
“It’s a wig,” said Agatha. “Eve used depilatory instead of shampoo.”
“Oh my. It’s an odd sort of wig, Agatha.” Agatha’s face peered out at him from a long page boy of brown nylon hair.
“There’s a good hairdresser in Evesham, Marie. Her son, Brian, over at Bidford-on-Avon, is making me up a proper one. I hate this one. I bought it in a store and it feels hot and scratchy. Excuse me a moment, I think I’ll take it off and put a silk scarf on instead.”
She went upstairs and returned shortly with a Paisley silk scarf wrapped around her head. “That’s better. Now are you here to lecture me about the folly of interfering in police work?”
“No, I’m here to thank you,” said Bill. “We were still chasing the blackmailing angle, although we were still looking for the wife. But you did put yourself at great risk. We’ve got that tape Charles recorded.”
“Charles!” Agatha spat out.
“Yes, tell me about that. How come he got all the headlines?”
Agatha told him.
“You do pick ‘em,” said Bill sympathetically.
“Well, I’ve finished with him.”
“And what about Lacey?”
“I’ve forgotten about him,” lied Agatha. “Tell me about Mrs. Dairy. What happened there? Did Mrs. Shawpart say anything in her statement?”
“Oh, yes. She talked and talked. She’s a real psychopathic villain. Mrs. Dairy recognised her and-would you believe it?-Mrs. Dairy tried to blackmail her. So all the dreadful Eve did was to mildly agree to the terms and say she would call on her. But there’s worse to come. Mrs. Dairy made things easy by telling her about the back way, said she didn’t want anyone in the village to see her calling.”
“Somehow that makes me feel a bit easier in my mind,” said Agatha slowly. “I thought she was a completely innocent victim.”
“If Mrs. Dairy had come to us, she would still be alive. And think of that, Agatha, next time you decide to take matters into your own hands.”
Agatha was almost on the point of confessing to Bill that she had been in Shawpart’s house when it was set on fire, but stopped herself. Bill was a friend, but first and foremost he was a police officer.