"I know," she said. "I looked. Lucky for you I didn't find any hairpins or forgotten lingerie in there."
"You'll be the first," he said.
"You mean inthere," she said, and when she saw the uncomfortable look on his face, she stood on her toes and kissed him gently on the lips. Then she took his hand and led him into his bedroom.
When Sergeant Nick DeBenedito and Officer Jesus Martinez walked into Highway Patrol headquarters at Bustleton and Bowler, Officer Charley McFadden was sitting on one of the folding metal chairs in the corridor.
Martinez was surprised to see him. He knew that McFadden had spent his four-to-midnight tour riding with a veteran Highway Patrolman named Jack Wyatt. Since he and DeBenedito were more than an hour late coming off shift, he had presumed that Charley would be long gone.
McFadden, a large, pleasant-faced young man of twenty-three, had already changed out of his uniform. He was wearing a knit sport shirt, a cotton jacket with a zipper closing, and blue jeans. When McFadden stood up, the jacket fell open, exposing, on his right, his badge, pinned over his belt, and his revolver. Charley carried his off-duty weapon, a.38-caliber five-shot Smith amp; Wesson Undercover Special revolver in a "high-rise pancake," a holster reportedly invented by a special agent of the U.S. Secret Service, which suspended the revolver under his right arm,above the belt, almost as high as a shoulder holster would have placed it.
Jesus thought Charley looked, except that his hair was combed and he was shaved and the clothes were clean, as he had looked when the two of them were working undercover in Narcotics.
"You still here, McFadden?" Sergeant DeBenedito asked in greeting.
"I thought maybe Hay-zus would want to go to the FOP bar and hoist one," Charley said.
Charley had taken to using the Spanish pronunciation of Martinez's Christian name because of his mother, a devout Irish Catholic who had been made distinctly uncomfortable by having to refer to her son's partner as Jesus.
"Yeah, why not?" Martinez replied. Actually he did not want to go to the FOP bar with Charley at all. But he didn't see how he could say no after Charley had hung around the station for more than an hour waiting for him. "Give me a minute to change."
He consoled himself with the thought that it was only the decent thing to do. Charley had, after all, volunteered to drive him to work when he learned that Jesus's Ford was (again) in the muffler shop for squeaking brakes, and then he'd hung around for more than an hour waiting to drive him home. If he wanted to have a beer, they'd go get a beer.
Five minutes later he emerged from the locker room in civilian clothing. He wore a dark blue shirt, even darker blue trousers, and a light brown leather jacket. There was a fourteen-karat gold-plated chain around his neck, and what the guy in the jewelry store had said was an Inca sun medallion hanging from that. His badge was in his pocket, and although he, too, carried an Undercover Special, he did so in a shoulder holster. He had tried the pancake and it hadn't worked. His hips weren't wide enough or something. It always felt like it was about to fall off.
Despite the early-morning hour, the parking lot of the FOP Building, just off North Broad Street in Central Philadelphia, was almost full. About a quarter of the Police Department had come off shift at midnight with a thirst. Cops are happiest in the company of other cops, and attracting more customers to the bar at the FOP has never posed a problem for the officers of the FOP.
Jesus followed Charley down the stairs from the street to the basement bar and was surprised when Charley took a table against the wall. Charley usually liked to sit at the bar, which gave him, he said, a better look at the activity, by which he meant the women.
"Hold the table," Charley ordered, and went to the bar. He returned with two bottles of Ortlieb's and a huge bowl of popcorn. A year or so before, Jesus Martinez had become interested in nutrition, and was convinced that popcorn, and most of what else Charley put in his mouth, was not good for you.
"You're going to eat the whole damned bowl?"
"You can have some," Charley said. "I read in the paper that they just found out that popcorn is just as good for you as wheat germ."
"Really?" Jesus said, and then realized his chain was being pulled.
"Yeah, the article said that they found out that popcorn is almost as good for you as french frieswithout catsup. No match, of course, for french frieswith catsup."
"Bullshit!"
"Had you going, didn't I?" Charley asked, pleased with himself.
"Laugh at me all you want. All that garbage you keep putting in your mouth is going to catch up with you sooner or later."
"Tell me about Payne," McFadden said abruptly.
"You heard about that, huh?" Jesus said, chuckling.
"Yeah, I heard about it," McFadden said, on the edge of unpleasantness.
"Well, it was really sort of funny-"
"Funny?" McFadden asked. "You think it's funny?"
"Yeah, Charley, I do. It was sort of funny."
"Well, I think it was shitty, pal!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"What areyou talking about?"
"I'm talking about DeBenedito putting Payne down on the roof of the parking garage in his fancy clothes."
"I didn't hear about that," McFadden said.
"Well, DeBenedito and I went in on the shooting on the roof of the Penn Services Parking Garage. He put me out of the car one floor down, and I went up the stairs. When I got there, he's got your pal Payne down on the floor.'Tell him I'm a cop, Martinez!' Payne yells when he sees me. So I did, and DeBenedito let him up. I thought it was funny. If you don't, go fuck yourself."
"I didn't hear about that," Charley repeated, sounding a little confused. "I was talking aboutyour pal, Sergeant Dolan, taking Payne and his girlfriend over to Narcotics and searching his car."
"I don't know anything about that," Jesus said.
"Bullshit!"
"I don't. You sure about your facts?"
"Yeah, I'm sure about my facts."
"Well, all I know is that Payne was at the scene, where the cop got shot. He came there driving Inspector Wohl's Jaguar, and then Wohl made us take him home. That's one of the reasons we was an hour late. If Dolan had him over at Narcotics, two things: One, I didn't know about it; and two, he would now be in Central Lockup. Dolan doesn't make mistakes."
"Yeah, I know you think he walks on water."
"He's a goddamned good cop," Martinez said flatly. "Where'd you hear he had something going with Payne?"
"Wyatt and I went by Bustleton and Bowler about ten-thirty, and somebody told him, and he told me."
"You sure he wasn't pulling your chain?"
"Yeah. It was no joke. Dolan had Payne, his girlfriend, and his car, over at Narcotics."
"Then Dolan had something," Martinez said.
"Something he got from you, maybe?" McFadden asked.
"I told you, I never heard about this," Martinez said, and then the implication of what McFadden had said sank in.
"Fuck you, Charley!" he said, flaring, and he stood up so quickly that he bumped against the table, knocking over the beer bottles. " Jesus Christ, what a shitty thing to say!"
"If you didn't do it, then I'm sorry," McFadden said after a moment.
"That's not good enough. Fuck you!"
"You cut off his tire valves!" McFadden said. "Tell me that wasn't a shitty thing to do."
"The son of a bitch was sound asleep on a stakeout," Martinez said. "He deserved that."
"No he didn't. A pal would have woke him up."
"Rich Boy is not my pal," Martinez said. "He doesn't take me riding around in his Porsche like some people I know. All he's doing isplaying cop."