Ranger pulled to the curb and cuffed me to the sissy bar over the passenger side window.
"Are you going to have your way with me now that I'm handcuffed?" I asked.
"Would you like that?"
"Absolutely not."
Ranger smiled, put the Cayenne in gear, and pulled away from the curb.
"I saw that smile," I said.
On the one hand, I was feeling very flirty and clever. On the other hand, in a dark, back corner of my mind I suspected I was one of those people who gets obnoxious on wacky tobacky. No matter which was right, I couldn't seem to stop.
"So," I said, knowing I was pressing the issue. "Don't you want to have your way with me?"
"More than you could possibly imagine, but right now you're wet, and you smell like pot. You're lucky I let you in my car."
"Where are we going?"
"I'm taking you home, so you can take a hot shower and get dressed in dry clothes."
"And then?"
"We'll see."
Oh boy.
Ranger was in the kitchen making a sandwich when I straggled in. I'd steamed myself in the shower until the water ran cold, and then I'd slipped into jeans and a T-shirt, letting my hair dry on its own.
He looked over at me. "How are you feeling?"
"Hungry and tired."
"You had a full morning. You burned a house down to the ground."
I took two slices of bread, slathered them with mustard, and added ham and cheese.
"Technically, Lula started the fire. It was an accident. She winged a bottle of ether, and it spilled onto the gas stove."
"We're holding the kid in the cuffs. What do you Want to do with him?"
"He's FTA. I need to turn him in."
"If you turn him in, you're going to be implicated in the fire. It's going to get you more publicity."
"I need the money."
Ranger got a bottle of water from the fridge. "I can give you a job if you need money."
"What would I do?"
"Fill my minority quota, for one thing. I only employ one woman, and she's my housekeeper."
"Besides that?"
"Odd jobs," Ranger said. "You can work part-time on an as needed basis."
"Do you need me now?"
Ranger smiled.
"You missed your chance," I told him.
"I'll get another one. You got a phone call while you were in the shower, and he left a message. You should listen to it."
The message was from Peter Smullen. He wanted to speak to me. Would I please call him back.
Ranger was leaning against the counter, arms crossed, watching me.
"Hard to believe my day could get any worse," I said to him.
"You underestimate yourself."
I dialed Smullen's number and waded through layers of secretaries. Finally Smullen came on.
"I appreciate the callback," he said. "I imagine your days are complicated since Dickie's disappearance."
"It's been interesting."
"I was hoping we could get together for a chat."
"What do you want to chat about?" I asked him.
"Things."
"That narrows it down."
"I prefer not to discuss sensitive issues on the phone. I have a full schedule this afternoon, but I was hoping we might meet for a drink after hours. Perhaps the bar at the Marriott at eight?"
"Sure. See you at eight."
"I have a date," I said to Ranger. "It turns out I'm very in demand.
Everyone wants to talk to me. The police, Joyce, Peter Smullen."
"Did Smullen say why he wanted to meet with you?"
"He said he wanted to talk about things." Like, maybe the fact that I planted a bug on him.
"And Joyce?"
"She was here this morning, demanding to know where I stashed Dickie."
"As in chopped-up body parts you fed to your neighbors cat? Or alive and living in your closet?"
"I don't know."
"You should find out. Maybe she knows something we don't."
"Maybe you should talk to her," I said to Ranger. "She likes you."
"You'd throw me into the shark tank?"
That got me smiling. "Is big, bad Ranger afraid of Joyce Barnhardt?"
"I'd rather face the python."
"Joyce doesn't have a long attention span. I'm surprised she's still involved in this."
Ranger's phone buzzed, and he answered it on speaker mode.
"You have a meeting on the calendar for one o'clock," Tank said. "Do you need a ride?"
"Yes."
"I'm in the lot."
"I'll be right down."
Ranger took the Cayenne keys from his pocket and placed them on the counter. He counted out four hundred dollars and placed that on the counter as well. "Caesar is designing a system for a new client tomorrow morning, and a female point of view would be helpful. He'll pick you up at nine. I'll send a uniform with him. The money is an advance on salary for services you'll provide."
He backed me against the wall, leaned into me, and kissed me. His tongue touched mine, and I felt my fingers involuntarily curl into his shirt as heat rushed through my stomach and headed south. He broke from the kiss and looked down at me with a suggestion of a smile. Just a slight curve to the corners of his mouth.
"That's an advance on services I provide," He said.
He grabbed his jacket and left.
SEVEN
Since I was no longer desperate for money, I decided to spend the afternoon on activities designed to keep me out of jail. I heard what Morelli was saying… that Dickie was just a missing person and I shouldn't worry. But people had been sent to jail for less. I knew this for a fact. I helped put them there.
First up was the conversation with Joyce. I drove to her house and parked in her driveway behind a Pro Serve van and hatchback. Joyce's front door was open, and I could see a cleaning crew working inside. A couch and chair had been set curbside. Terminal victims of the beaver explosion.
I picked out a guy who looked like he might speak English and asked for Joyce.
"Not here," he said. "She let us in and split."
"That's okay I'll just look around until she gets back. I'm her interior decorator. We had an appointment, but I'm early."
"Sure," he said. "Knock yourself out."
The house was elaborately decorated with a lot of velvet upholstery and gilt-framed mirrors. Rugs were plush. Marble in the kitchen and bathroom. Satin in the bedroom. Flat-screen televisions everywhere. Joyce had married well this last time around. She'd chosen more velvet and gilt than I could manage, but it looked expensive.
There was a designated office/library, the shelves filled with hardcover books that had probably belonged to her ex. A large carved mahogany desk floated in the middle of the room. The desktop was clean. Telephone but no scribble pad. No computer. I checked all the drawers. Telephone book. Nothing else.
I returned to the kitchen and sat at the little built-in workstation. The phone was attached to an answering machine. A Starbucks coffee mug held pens and markers. A couple sticky pads were stacked next to the phone.
I opened the top drawer and found a piece of paper with two nine-digit numbers and a phone number scrawled on it. I recognized one as Dickie s social security number. Odd how you remember things like that. I didn't recognize the second number or the phone number.
I dialed the phone number, and a programmed voice introduced itself as the Smith Barney automated Reserved Client Service Center and asked for an account number. That was as far as I was going to get, so I copied the three numbers on a sticky pad and put the paper in my pocket.
I didn't see anything else of interest on Joyce's desk. I scrolled through calls made and calls received on her phone and copied I the list, going back lour days.
I packed up and ran into Joyce as I was leaving the kitchen.
"What the fuck?" Joyce said.
"I was looking for you," I told her.
"Well, you found me. What do you want?"
"I thought if we put our heads together we might be able to figure out what happened to Dickie."