"You think someone is sending a message here?"
"No. I think this killer is a freak. He has a reason for killing these people, but he's also getting off on the experience. He torches them, and then he sets a fire to hide his thrill kill. Problem is, both times you screwed things up. You saw the torched bodies before the fire. His secret is out."
"He might not know that."
"If he's the owner of the cough drop, he knows."
"What about not wanting to scare me?"
"You asked," Ranger said. "Are you scared?"
"Big time."
"You're safe here."
"Yes, but I can't stay here forever. In fact, I can't stay here tonight. I think my free pass has expired."
"I don't want to force you to leave and put you in harm's way," Ranger said, "but I have limits."
"You need a larger apartment," I told him. "You need a guest room."
"I don't know why I put up with you," Ranger said. "You're a real pain in the ass."
"You put up with me because I'm amusing, and you love me, and I pose no threat to your lifestyle because I'm involved with Morelli."
"That's all true," Ranger said. "But it doesn't make you any less of a pain in the ass."
I shoved my stuff back into my bag. "I'm heading out. I need to check on Rex, and then I'm going to the office."
"I need to stay here, but I can give you one of my men."
"Not necessary. I'm okay."
"I thought you were scared."
"It's a way of life."
"WHAT THE HECK is this?" Lula asked when I walked into the office. "You're all in RangeMan black. Are you working for RangeMan again?"
"I ran out of clean clothes, and this was available. I'm going to try to talk to Coglin. Want to ride along?"
"Sure. Maybe we could stop at the video store. Tank's coming over tonight, and I'm gonna rent a movie. I need something to put him in the mood. I was thinking one of them Lethal Weapon movies. Or maybe Transporter."
"What kind of mood were you aiming for?"
"Man mood. In all my years of being a 'ho, I learned blood is better than sex if you want to get a man stirred up for action. You let a man watch someone getting his face mashed in, and you got a horny guy. It's the beast thing."
Something to keep in mind if I ever want to do it with a beast.
"We have all the Lethal Weapon movies at Morelli's house. You can borrow them if you want."
"You sure he won't mind?"
"He isn't home. He's locked down with a witness. And even if he was home, he wouldn't mind."
"That'd be great since I was going to have to kite a check to get movie money."
THIRTEEN
MORELLI'S HOUSE IS officially outside the Burg, but not by much. It was a five-minute drive from the bonds office. I parked the Cayenne and fished Morelli's house key out of my bag.
"I'll be right out," I said to Lula. "Stay here." Morelli lives in a narrow two-story house configured a lot like my parents'. Rooms are shotgunned with living room going to dining room going to kitchen. Front door. Back door. Downstairs powder room. Small, barren backyard leading to an alley. Three small bedrooms and old-fashioned bath upstairs. Morelli inherited the house from his Aunt Rose and little by little has been making it his own. I unlocked the front door and stepped into the short hallway that serves as foyer and also leads to the stairs. I'd expected the house would be silent and empty, but the television was on in the living room. My first reaction was confusion, fast followed by a rush of embarrassment. Someone was living here in Morelli's absence. Maybe an out-of-town relative or a down-on-his-luck cop. And I'd barged in unannounced.
I was about to quietly sneak out when Dickie Orr walked in from the kitchen. He was eating ice cream out of the tub, his hair was a mess, as if he'd just rolled out of bed, and he was in his underwear-a white undershirt with a chocolate ice cream stain dribbling down the front and baggy striped boxers.
Time stood still. The earth stopped rotating. My heart stuttered in my chest.
"Wha…" I said. "Wha…"
Dickie rolled his eyes and shoved his spoon into the ice cream. "Joe!" he yelled. "You've got company."
I could hear Morelli's sneakered feet on the stairs and then he was in the room.
"Oh, shit," Morelli said when he saw me.
I gave him a little finger wave. "Hi."
I was feeling awkward. Embarrassed that I had stumbled into this, and angry that it had been kept from me.
"I can explain," Morelli said.
"Uh-hunh."
"Good luck on that one," Dickie said. "There's no explaining to her. You make one slipup and that's it. Sayonara."
"Shut up, Dick breath," I said. "And anyway, it wasn't one slipup. In the fifteen minutes we were married, you screwed half the women in Trenton."
"I have a high libido," Dickie said to Morelli.
"It had nothing to do with your libido. It had to do with the fact that you're a pathological liar and a worm."
"You have control issues," Dickie said. "Men aren't designed for monogamy, and you can't handle that."
I narrowed my eyes at Morelli. "Hit him."
"I can't hit him," Morelli said. "He's in my protective custody."
"And you!" I said to Morelli.
"I had no choice," Morelli said. "He had to get squirreled away somewhere, and I had the house, so he got dropped in my lap."
"You could have told me!"
"I couldn't tell you. You would have acted differently."
"I thought I was going to jail for murder!"
"I told you not to worry," Morelli said.
"How was I supposed to know that actually meant something? People say that all the time."
"What about me?" Morelli said. "Where's the sympathy for me? I've been trapped in my house with this idiot."
"Boy, that hurts," Dickie said. "I thought we were bonding."
"What about the shooting at your house the night you disappeared?" I asked Dickie. "And what about the blood on your floor?"
Morelli was hands in pockets, rocked back on his heels. "Dickie shot one of the hired help in the knee. And then he ran like hell out his back door, right Dickie?"
"I ran like the wind."
"And why is Dickie here in protective custody?"
"They wanted him on ice while they investigated the law firm's client list. The original thought was we needed him to testify against his partners, but his partners have disappeared in one way or another. One is confirmed dead and another presumed dead. And the third dropped off the face of the earth when Dickie went missing."
"You can't find Petiak?"
"Vanished. We know he's still around because from time to time one of his goon squad surfaces."
"So I'm off the hook."
"Yep," Morelli said.
"What about Gorvich? I thought I was a suspect there."
"I wanted you to dredge up an alibi in case the press came to you." His attention fixed on my RangeMan jacket. "What are you doing in RangeMan clothes? You were head-to-toe RangeMan this morning."
"I ran out of clean clothes and these were available."
"Available? Where were they available?"
"In Ranger's closet."
"Are you fucking kidding me? I'm holed up here with the witness from hell and you've moved in with Ranger?"
"You told him to take care of me."
"Not that way!"
"There's no that way going on. It's no different from what you've got here. You've got Dick-head in protective custody. Does that mean you're sleeping with him?"
The color was rising in Morelli’s face. "I'll kill him."
"You will not kill him. Read my lips… nothing has happened between us." At least, not the main event. I chose to believe the prelims didn't count in this case. "And I'm not moved in with him. I'm going home and I'm going to get on with my life now that I know I'm not a murder suspect."
"Maybe you should move in here," Morelli said. "There's a lunatic out there with a flamethrower, and you're mixed up in it somehow."