"That settles it, Dran. _You_ go. It will require a steadier _rrand_ tomanage an underpowered ship."

"And leave you to foment civil strife and usurp unfranchised powers?No, you go!"

"I suppose we could _both_ go," sighed Drax.

"Fine! Leave the kingdom leaderless! _That_ is the kind of muddleheadedthinking which brought about our present political embarrassment."

"Masters," said Zindrome, "if _someone_ doesn't go soon the ship willbe useless."

They both studied their servant, approving the rapid chain of logicforged by his simple statement.

"Very well," they smiled in unison, "_you_ go."

Zindrome bowed quite obsequiously and departed from the great ThroneHall of Glan.

"Perhaps we should authorize Zindrome to construct facsimiles ofhimself," stated Dran, tentatively. "If we had more subjects we couldaccomplish more."

"Are you forgetting our most recent agreement?" asked Drax. "Asuperfluity of robots tended to stimulate factionalism last time--andcertain people grew ambitious..." He let his voice trail off over the years,for emphasis.

"I am not certain as to whether your last allusion contains a hiddenaccusation," began the other carefully. "If so, permit me to caution youconcerning rashness--and to remind you who it was who engineered theMono-Robot Protection Pact."

"Do you believe things will be different in the case of a multitude oforganic subjects?" inquired the other.

"Definitely," said Dran. "There is a certain irrational element in therationale of the organic being, making it less amenable to direct ordersthan a machine would be. Our robots, at least, were faithful when we orderedthem to destroy each other. Irresponsible organic subjects either do itwithout being told, which is boorish, or refuse to do it when you orderthem, which is insubordination."

"True," smiled Drax, unearthing a gem he had preserved for millenniaagainst this occasion. "Concerning organic life the only statement which canbe made with certainty is that life is uncertain."

"Hmm." Dran narrowed his eyes to slits. "Let me ponder that for amoment. Like much of your thinking it seems to smack of a concealedsophistry."

"It contains none, I assure you. It is the fruit of much meditation."

"Hmm."

Dran's pondering was cut short, by the arrival of Zindrome who clutchedtwo brownish blurs beneath his metal arms.

"Back already, Zindrome? What have you there? Slow them down so we cansee them."

"They are under sedation at present, great Masters. It is the movementscaused by their breathing which produce the unpleasant vibration pattern onyour retinas. To subject them to more narcosis could prove deleterious."

"Nevertheless," maintained Dran, "we must appraise our new subjectscarefully, which requires that we see them. Slow them down some more."

"You gave that order without-" began Drax, but was distracted by thesudden appearance of the two hairy bipeds.

"Warm-blooded?" he asked.

"Yes, Lord."

"That bespeaks a very brief life-span."

"True," offered Dran, "but that kind tends to reproduce quite rapidly."

"That observation tends to be correct," nodded Drax. "Tell me,Zindrome, do they represent the sexes necessary for reproduction?"

"Yes, Master. There are two sexes among these anthropoids, so I broughtone of each."

"That was very wise. Where did you find them?"

"Several billion light years from here."

"Turn those two loose outside and go fetch us some more."

The creatures vanished. Zindrome appeared not to have moved.

"Have you the fuel necessary for another such journey?"

"Yes, my Lord. More of it has evolved recently."

"Excellent."

The robot departed.

"What sort of governmental setup should be inaugurate this time?" askedDrax.

"Set us review the arguments for the various types."

"A good idea."

In the midst of their discussion Zindrome returned and stood waiting tobe recognized.

"What is it, Zindrome? Did you forget something?"

"No, great Lords. When I returned to the world from which I obtainedthe samples I discovered that the race had progressed to the point where itdeveloped fission processes, engaged in an atomic war and annihilateditself."

"That was extremely inconsiderate--typical, however, I should say, ofwarm-blooded instability."

Zindrome continued to shift.

"Have you something else to report?"

"Yes, great Masters. The two specimens I released have multiplied andare now spread over the entire planet of Glan."

"We should have been advised!"

"Yes, great Lords, but I was absent and--"

"They themselves should have reported this action!"

"Masters, I am afraid they are unaware of your existence."

"How could that have happened?" asked Dran.

"We are presently buried beneath several thousand layers of alluvialrock. The geological shifts--"

"You have your orders to maintain the place and clean the grounds,"glowered Dran. "Have you been frittering away your time again?"

"No, great Lords! It all occurred during my absence. I shall attend toit immediately."

"First," ordered Drax, "tell us what else our subjects have been up to,that they saw fit to conceal from us."

"Recently," observed the robot, "they have discovered how to forge andtemper metals. Upon landing, I observed that they had developed manyingenious instruments of a cutting variety. Unfortunately they were usingthem to cut one another."

"Do you mean," roared Dran, "that there is strife in the kingdom?"

"Uh, yes, my Lord."

"I will not brook unauthorized violence among my subjects!"

"_Our_ subjects," added Drax, with a meaningful glare.

"_Our_ subjects," amended Dran. "We must take immediate action."

"Agreed."

"Agreed."

"I shall issue orders forbidding their engagement in activities leadingto bloodshed."

"I presume that you mean a joint proclamation," stated Drax.

"Of course. I was not slighting you, I was simply shaken by the civilemergency. We shall draft an official proclamation. Let Zindrome fetch uswriting instruments."

"Zindrome, fetch--"

"I have them here, my Lords."

"Now, let me see. How shall we phrase it...?"

"Perhaps I should clean the palace while your Excellencies--"

"No! Wait right here! This will be very brief and to the point."

"Mm. 'We hereby proclaim...'"

"Don't forget our titles."

"True. 'We, the imperial monarchs of Glan, herebeneath undersigned, dohereby...'"

A feeble pulse of gamma rays passed unnoticed by the two rulers. Thefaithful Zindrome diagnosed its nature, however, and tried unsuccessfully toobtain the monarchs' attention. Finally, he dismissed the project with astoical gesture typical of his kind. He waited.

"There!" they agreed flourishing the document. "Now you can tell uswhat you have been trying to say, Zindrome. But make it brief, youmust deliver this soon."

"It is already too late, great Lords. This race, also, progressed intocivilized states, developed nuclear energy and eradicated itself while youwere writing."

"Barbarous!"

"Warm-blooded irresponsibility!"

"May I go clean up now, great Masters?"

"Soon, Zindrome, soon. First, though, I move that we file theproclamation in the Archives for future use, in the event of similaroccurrences."

Dran nodded.

"I agree. _We_ so order."

The robot accepted the crumbling proclamation and vanished from sight.

"You know," Drax mused, "there must be lots of radioactive materiallying about now..."