He was first to arrive at the lodge. He let himself in and wandered into the living room. Immediately, he knew something was different. The place was tidier. Tidier? Well, say then that there was less debris around than before. Half the bottles looked to have disappeared. He wondered what else had vanished. He lifted the scatter cushions, searching in vain for the hand-mirror. Damn. He fairly flew through to the kitchen. The back window was lying in shards in the sink and on the floor. Here, the mess was as bad as before. Except that the microwave had gone. He went upstairs… slowly.
The place seemed deserted, but you never could tell. The bathroom and small bedroom were as before. So was the main bedroom. No, hold on. The tights had been untied from their bedposts and were now lying innocently on the floor. Rebus crouched and picked one up. Then dropped it again. Thoughtfully, he made his way back downstairs.
A burglary, yes. Break in and steal the microwave. That was the way it was supposed to look. But no petty thief would take empty bottles and a mirror with him, no petty thief would have reason to untie pairs of tights from bedposts. That didn't matter though, did it? What mattered was that the evidence had to disappear. Now it would merely be Rebus's word.
'Yes, sir, I'm sure there was a mirror in the living room. Lying on the floor, a small mirror with traces of white powder on it…'
'And you're sure you're not merely imagining this, Inspector? You could be wrong, couldn't you'
No, no, he couldn't. But it was too late for all that. Why take the bottles… and only some of them, not all? Obviously, because some bottles had certain prints on them. Why take the mirror? Maybe fingerprints again…
Should have thought of all this yesterday, John. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
'Stupid, stupid, stupid.'
And he'd done the damage himself. Hadn't he told the Three Stooges not to go near the lodge? Because it hadn't been fingerprinted. Then he'd let them wander off, with no guard left on the house. A constable should have been here all night.,. 'Stupid, stupid.'
It had to be one of them, didn't it? The woman, or one of the men. But why? Why had they done it? So it couldn't be proved they'd been there in the first place? Again, why? It didn't make much sense. Not much sense at all.'
'Stupid.'
He heard a car approaching, pulling up outside, and went to meet it. It was the Daimler, Kilpatrick driving, Patterson-Scott in the passenger seat, and Julian Kaymer emerging from the rear. Kilpatrick looked a lot breezier than before.
'Inspector, good morning to you.'
'Morning, sir. How was the hotel?'
'Fair, I'd say. Only fair.'
'Better than average,' added Kaymer.
Kilpatrick turned to him. 'Julian, when you're used to excellence as I am, you no longer recognize "average" and "better than".'
Kaymer stuck his tongue out.
'Children, children,' chided Louise Patterson-Scott. But they all seemed light of heart.
'You sound chirpy,' Rebus said.
'A decent night's sleep and a long breakfast,' said Kilpatrick, patting his stomach.
'You stayed at the hotel last night?'
They seemed not to understand his question.
'You didn't go for a drive or anything?'
'No,' Kilpatrick said, his tone wary.
'It's your car, isn't it, Mr Kilpatrick?'
'Yes
'And you kept the keys with you last night?'
'Look, Inspector…"
'Did you or didn't you?'
'I suppose I did. In my jacket pocket.'
'Hanging up in your bedroom?'
'Correct. Look, can we go ins – '
'Any visitors to your room?'
'Inspector,' interrupted Louise Patterson-Scott, 'perhaps if you'd tell us…?'
'Someone broke into the lodge during the night, disturbing potential evidence. That's a serious crime, madam.'
'And you think one of us -?'
'I don't think anything yet, madam. But whoever did it must have come by car. Mr Kilpatrick here has a car.'
'Both Julian and I are capable of driving, Inspector.'
'Yes,' said Kaymer, 'and besides, we all went to Jamie's room for a late-night brandy…'
'So any one of you could have taken the car?'
Kilpatrick shrugged mightily. 'I still don't see,' he said, 'why you think we should want – '
'As I say, Mr Kilpatrick, I don't think anything. All I know is that a murder inquiry is under way, Mrs Jack's last known whereabouts remain this lodge, and now someone's trying to tamper with evidence.' Rebus paused. 'That's all I know. You can come inside now, but, please, don't touch anything. I'd like to ask you all a few questions.'
Really, what he wanted to ask was: Is the house pretty much in the state you remember it from the last party here? But he was asking too much. Yes, they remembered drinking champagne and armagnac and a lot of wine. They remembered cooking popcorn in the microwave. Some people drove off recklessly, no doubt – into the night, while others slept where they lay or staggered off into the various bedrooms. No, Gregor hadn't been present. He didn't enjoy parties. Not his wife's, at any rate.
'A bit of a bore, old Gregor,' commented Jamie Kilpatrick. 'At least, I thought he was till I saw that story about the brothel. Just goes to show…'
But there had been another party, hadn't there? A more recent party. Barney Byars had told Rebus about it that night in the pub. A party of Gregor's friends, of The Pack. Who else knew Rebus was on his way up here? Who else knew what he might find? Who else might want to stop him finding anything? Well, Gregor Jack knew. And what he knew, The Pack might know, too. Maybe not one of these three then; maybe someone entirely different.
'Seems funny,' said Louise Patterson-Scott, 'to think we won't be having parties here any more… to think Liz won't be here… to think she's gone…' She began to cry, loudly and tearfully. Jamie Kilpatrick put an arm around her, and she buried her face in his chest. She reached out a hand and found Julian Kaymer, pulling him to her so that he, too, could be embraced.
And that's pretty much how they were when Constable Moffat arrived…
Rebus, with a real sense of bolting the stable door, left Moffat to stand guard, much against the young man's will. But the forensics team would be arriving before lunchtime, and Detective Sergeant Knox with them.
'There are some magazines in the bathroom, if you need something to read,' Rebus told Moffat. 'Or, better still, here…' And he opened the car, reached into his bag, and took out Fish out of Water. 'Don't bother returning it. Think of it as a sort of present.'
Then, the Daimler having already left, Rebus got into his own car, waved back at Constable Moffat, and was off. He'd read Fish out of Water last night, every fraught sentence of it. It was a dreadful romantic tale of doomed love between a young Italian sculptor and a wealthy but bored married woman. The sculptor had come to England to work on a commission for the woman's husband. At first, she uses him like a plaything, but then falls in love. Meantime, the sculptor, bowled over by her at first, has moved his attentions to her niece. And so on.
It looked to Rebus as though the title alone had been what had made Ronald Steele pluck it from the shelf and throw it with such venom. Yes, just that title (the title, too, of the young sculptor's statue). The fish out of water was Liz Jack. But Rebus wondered whether she'd been out of water, or just out of her depth…
He drove to Cragstone Farm, parking in the yard to the rear of the farmhouse, scattering chickens and ducks before him. Mrs Corbie was at home, and took him into the kitchen, where there was a wondrous smell of baking. The large kitchen table was white with flour, but only a few globes of leftover pastry remained. Rebus couldn't help recalling that scene in The Postman Always Rings Twice.,.
'Sit yourself down,' she ordered. 'I've just made a pot…'