YOUR REQUEST HAS FOUND345STORIES, said the computer.

“Terrific,” I mumbled, and punched up the first one, which would be the most recent. The headline told it all:FUGITIVE LAWYER SUSPECTED IN THIRD DEATH.

I read it, then the stories that followed.RADICAL LAWYER ON KILLING SPREE.WOMAN ON THE RUN. There were interviews with “highly placed sources in the police department,” but they didn’t tell me more than I already knew about the cops’ efforts to find me. No mention of sightings, no quotes attributed to Azzic. The party line was the same: she can run, but she can’t hide. Oh yeah?

I hit a key for the next story.

AND THEY ALL CAME TUMBLING DOWN, read the headline. The byline was Larry Frost, my long-lost cousin, and his story was a collection of interviews with R amp; B associates. A quote from “Rosato associate” Renee Butler, who said she felt “betrayed” by me. Bob Wingate “just wanted to forget about it” and was conducting an unsuccessful job search. Eve Eberlein was unavailable for comment but was reportedly preparing the defense of the Wellroth trial. Jennifer Rowlands had landed a job with another Philly firm. In a sidebar,SILVER LINING IN CLOUD OVER LAW FIRM, Jeff Jacobs and Amy Fletcher announced their engagement. Jesus.

I hit the button and the next story appeared. Its headline caught me up short.

MEMORIAL SERVICE TODAY FOR ATTORNEY

A memorial service was held at the Ethical Society today for Mark Biscardi, Esq., Center City resident and named partner in the law firm of Rosato amp; Biscardi. The service and the following interment were attended by many of the attorney’s clients and friends, and was organized by Eve Eberlein, Esq., an associate in the firm. A eulogy was given by Sam Freminet, Esq., of Grun amp; Chase.

I leaned back as if a weight had pushed me there. Mark was gone, really gone. I’d even missed his funeral. I fell into a fugue state, thinking about him, then what Grady said that night in the boathouse. Turning it over and over. Had Mark really loved me? Did Grady?

My heart ached. I sat staring at the story on the computer until the monitor was the brightest light in the room, a modern-day beacon. I checked my watch. 7:45.

The floor sounded quiet, all the losers had gone home. The cleaning ladies made their rounds about 8:00, but the sign I put on the door would have warded them off. It would be safe enough to go out at this hour, especially on a Friday night. I had lots of questions I couldn’t answer from a chair.

But first things first. I stood up, uncramped my legs, and turned off the computer. Then grabbed what I needed and ventured out of Conference Room D.

It turns out you can use an In box for a litter box. Fill it with machine-shredded legal briefs, add one kitten, and there you have it. A Martha Stewart Moment. I sat contented in the front seat of the bananamobile as my little tan furball scratched through the spaghetti of citations. It was an improvement over her using the car for a litter box, or Grun lawyers using their briefs for anything else.

Afterwards, the kitten batted a morsel of tuna fish around the front seat, ignoring my attempts to get her to eat it or drink the milk I’d brought her. I petted her as she played, and she looked up at me with that delicate triangle of a face. China blue eyes, spongy pink nose. She was cute even though she wasn’t a golden retriever, and she deserved a name.

“How about Sylvester the Cat?” I asked her.

She blinked. Wrong password.

“Gilligan? Little Buddy?”

She looked bored, then climbed onto my lap, curling into a clump.

“Samantha? Endora? Tabitha?” I didn’t even know if the kitten was a boy or girl. I picked her up and was finding out when I heard a sharp rap on the car window, next to my ear.

I turned, startled, and found myself eye-level with a nightstick. A gun in a black holster. Round chrome handcuffs hanging from a thick belt. I felt a bolt of fear and looked up, into the shiny badge of a Philadelphia policeman.

Out of the car, Miss,” the cop said.

My heart stopped. I had no choice. I flashed on the women’s prison. Then on my mother, lost. I held on to the cat and opened the car door.

“That’s her! That’s the one!” said an old woman behind him. She was strange-looking, with penciled-in eyebrows and lipstick crimson as Gloria Swanson’s. She had an oddly receding hairline, with platinum-white hair covered by a white hairnet. She pointed at me with a bony finger that ended in a scarlet-lacquered nail. “She’s the one, with the red hair!”

The cop waved her off with a large hand and focused on me with a grave expression. “I have a few questions for you, Miss.”

“Yes, Officer.” My heart began to pound. I scanned his ruddy face, but it wasn’t one I’d sued. Stay calm, I told myself. Think Linda Frost.

“This your car?”

“Yes.”

“I told you, she’s the one!” said the old lady, louder.

“You have a registration card for it?”

“It’s in my office upstairs.”

“Your driver’s license?”

“It’s upstairs, too. I can get it if you want.” If he let me go, I’d run for my life.

“That won’t be necessary. What’s your name?”

“Linda Frost.” I tucked the kitten under my arm, dug into my blazer pocket for my ID, and handed it to him as casually as possible. “I work in this building, for Grun amp; Chase. I’m a lawyer.”

The old lady clawed at the cop’s uniform. “She did it, Officer! Arrest her before she gets away!”

My gut tensed as the cop studied my Grun ID. “Your name’s Linda?”

“Yes.”

“Then who’s Jamie?”

“Jamie?”

“The license plate says Jamie 16, and you say it’s your car. If your name is Linda, then who’s Jamie?”

Oh-oh. “Uh, the cat?”

“You named the car after the cat?” he asked slowly.

“Sure. Yes. Why not?” Indeed.

“Arrest her! Arrest her!” squawked the old woman, shrill as a parrot.

The cop winced at the sound. “But it’s a young cat, a kitten. How’d you get the license plate so fast?”

“All my cats are named Jamie. Jamie 16 died, so I got this little kitten, Jamie 17. I transferred the license plate to my new car.”

He blinked in disbelief. “You haveseventeen cats?”

“No, not at the same time. In a row. When one Jamie dies, I get another Jamie.”

“You’ve had seventeen cats in your lifetime? How old are you?” The cop looked honestly confused, and I didn’t blame him. God, I was a bad liar. Most lawyers are much better liars than me.

“No, Officer. See, I started with Jamie 15, because fifteen is my lucky number. Isn’t she cute? I love all my Jamies.” I held up the squirming cat like a trophy.

“Stop that!” screeched the old woman. “That’s not how you hold a kitten, for heaven’s sake!” Suddenly she lunged forward and plucked the cat from my arms.

“Yo!” I blurted out. “What do you think you’re doing?”

The woman stepped behind the cop, her spiky nails locked around the kitten like an iron maiden. “You kept her in the car all day! You didn’t take proper care of her. If I hadn’t called the police, she’d be dead!”

So that’s where the cop came from. “No, the cat was fine. It’s not hot down here. I left the window open a crack.”

“You don’t keep a baby like this in a car all day long!”

“It’s not a baby, it’s a cat.”

“It’s akitten!”

“So what?” You could leave a golden retriever in a garage all day, no problem. Everything is okay with a golden. “It’s none of your business anyway.”

“It is too!”

“What are you, the pet police?” I was angry. Meddling bitch. “Now give me my cat.”

“No.” She stepped farther behind the cop, hugging the kitten. “It’s mine now! I’m keeping it!”