Perched up here, he was poised between two worlds. The village and hills were a cat's paradise. But behind him to the east, where the mountains of the coastal range lifted against the sky, that was not his world. Those forbidding, rocky cliffs presented a realm far more bloody and cruel. He really didn't care to become an hors d'oeuvre for the coyotes and pumas that hunted those mountains.

At least he had the sense to know the difference. Yawning, he stretched out along the branch, full and content. And he slept.

The crackling of dry grass woke him. He thought immediately of a prowling puma. Something heavy moved below him at the base of the oak tree, and he shook away the sleep, staring down between the leaves.

Dogs. Only dogs. Ugly and predatory, but just dogs. The five stupid canines circled his tree, ranging through the tall grass, nosing and huffing as they picked out his scent. Two were huge, brown shaggy beasts. One was a misshapen boxer, one a weasel-faced black bitch. The smallest, a spotted terrier, looked up and saw him and began to yap.

The boxer stared up, and let out a bellow that bent Joe's eardrums.

In an instant all five were barking and clawing at the trunk. He eyed them with disgust and considered dropping down on their tender noses.

But not even he was fool enough to take on five dogs at once, four of them the size of small ponies. He thought for a minute, glancing toward the cottage.

He saw no movement behind the cottage windows, no sign that anyone was looking out. When he was certain that he was unobserved he slipped out along the branch nearly to its tip. The dogs went crazy, roaring and leaping.

At the end of the branch, Joe paused. The dogs bellowed and jumped. He opened his mouth in a broad cat smile.

"Go home!" he yelled. "Get the hell out of here!"

The effect was memorable. The dogs jerked to attention, staring around for the human source.

"Get out! Get the hell home!"

They stared up at him. They backed away crouching, their ears and tails low, their lips pulled back in rictuses of fear.

"Go on, you mangy mother-licking retards! Get yourselves home!"

They turned as one and ran careening in a tight, frightened pack. Skidding and sliding, they disappeared down the hill.

He smiled, licked his whiskers, and stretched. Whatever the source of his unusual talent, it had its upside. Yawning, he washed a paw, then curled up on the branch again and went back to sleep.

When he woke at dawn, the world was drowned beneath a sea of fog. The hills were gone, all of Molena Point had vanished. He gazed out over the white surface at scattered treetops rising up in dark, shaggy islands.

He was hungry, and he was stiff. The tree branch, though safely off the ground, was not as kind to the body as a well-appointed double bed with its clean sheets and soft blankets and the warmth of Clyde next to him.

Clyde would be waking now. He'd feel around on the bed for him. He'd call him. When he realized there was no tomcat nearby, that he'd been gone all night, he'd stagger out to the front porch to call him, shouting across the sleeping neighborhood-as he had undoubtedly done several times during the night.

When no cat appeared, he would swear, pull on some clothes and, unwashed and unshaven, gulp a cup of coffee and go to look for him.

Joe had awakened twice during the night, the first time because he nearly fell off the branch. He had started to roll over, and only the jolt of the tree limb under his shoulder had jerked him fully alert. The second time he woke, the fog was rolling in, hiding the stars. He could not remember his dream, except that eyes watched him.

He shook his whiskers, washed his face and ears, and inspected his claws. He licked his stub tail then backed down the tree to hunt. It was while hunting that he figured out, in a flash of inspiration, how to keep Clyde from worrying.

Stalking the fog-shrouded bushes, he scented a wharf rat and tracked it. But though he was careful, he came on the rat unexpectedly. It was waiting for him, rearing up, its little red eyes blazing. He got only a glimpse as it leaped into his face.

They met tooth to tooth in midair. Before he could claw it away it had bit and raked him. It tore his cheeks and nose, just missed his eyes. He ripped it off, biting and clawing and at last got it by the throat and killed it.

He ate the rat, then licked the blood from his wounds, grimacing at the bitter, ratty aftertaste. Rats were never sweet like bird or mouse. He drooled cleansing cat spit onto his paws and cleaned blood from his face, and cleaned the wounds the little beast had inflicted. And he thought longingly of canned tuna, of the luxury of eating prepared tuna from his own plate, on his own chair at the kitchen table beside Clyde.

Boy, have I gotten soft.

But face it, he missed the little luxuries of a cozy home.

Maybe he missed home so sharply because he'd been driven out against his will. If he'd simply left for a ramble of a few days, the matter would be totally different. Choice was the thing. The freedom to choose when he wanted to leave and to choose when he wanted to return home.

Suddenly he wanted his own chair by the window, the chair which he had rendered over his four-year tenure into a frayed and comfortable nest overlaid with escaped feather stuffing and with a fine patina of his own gray-and-white fur. He wanted the comforting smells of home, too, the smell of Clyde's morning coffee, of frying hamburger, the ever-present smell of dog and of onions and beer. He even missed the smell of Clyde's feet.

Right now, this minute, Clyde was out searching for him, muttering, 'Damn cat. Damned useless cat,' walking the neighborhood yelling his name, asking the neighbors.

When he didn't show up, Clyde would phone the pound or go over there. That was what he did when the white kitten was lost, and that was where Clyde found her, locked in a cage; Clyde brought her home mumbling baby talk, and fed her on steak for a week.

He felt bad that Clyde was worrying. He valued Clyde. He and Clyde were buddies. He was the only cat of the household that Clyde allowed in bed, the only cat who ate his dinner on a chair next to Clyde's chair. He and Clyde were pals. He knew how to get a laugh out of Clyde, and Clyde knew how to get a smile out of him. He didn't like to worry Clyde-Clyde fretted over his animals. They were all the family he had.

He wanted to go home. And he couldn't. He was alone with this and he would remain alone.

Until-when?

Until he got rid of his pursuer.

A rising wind parted his fur and nipped at his ears, and began to tear apart the fog, lifting and shredding it. One thing he could do-he could set Clyde's mind at ease. He just needed to figure how to let Clyde know he was all right. Reassure Clyde, let him know he was safe and not to worry.

Well, so he'd phone Clyde.

The idea exploded like a light bulb blazing on, as in the funny papers. A light bulb over the cat's head. He'd call Clyde. Tell Clyde he was doing okay.

Fired with inspiration, he moved away from the gnawed rat bones and stood up on his hind legs, stretching up tall to study the scattered hillside houses. All he needed was a phone. Slip into a nearby house through an open window or claw a hole in the screen, find a phone, and call Clyde. Why not?

Sure, and what if he was discovered, and the window slammed shut by an irate homeowner, trapping him inside? Trapped among strangers.

He looked down the hills, through the last thin wisps of fog, at the toy-sized village far below, at its shops crowded along the main street. Shops with phones, shops sparsely staffed this early in the morning, shops with wide, frequently opened doors through which to escape.

It might seem like walking back into the jaws of the dilemma. But he'd feel easier in those public places with plenty of foot traffic going in and out, plenty of hurrying feet which he could race past, to freedom.