"A trainee? It says 'trainee.' Jack Crawford sent a trainee to interview me?" He tapped the card against his small white teeth and breathed in its smell.
"Dr. Lecter," Barney said.
"Of course." He put the card back in the tray carrier and Barney pulled it to the outside.
"I'm still in training at the Academy, yes," Starling said, "but we're not discussing the FBI-- we're talking psychology. Can you decide for yourself if I'm qualified in what we talk about?"
"Ummmm," Dr. Lecter said. "Actually… that's rather slippery of you. Barney, do you think Officer Starling might have a chair?"
"Dr. Chilton didn't tell me anything about a chair."
"What do your manners tell you, Barney?"
"Would you like a chair?" Barney asked her. "We could have had one, but he never-- well, usually nobody needs to stay that long."
"Yes, thank you," Starling said.
Barney brought a folding chair from the locked closet across the hall, set it up, and left them.
"Now," Lecter said, sitting sideways at his table to face her, "what did Miggs say to you?"
"Who?"
"Multiple Miggs, in the cell down there. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
"He said, 'I can smell your cunt."'
"I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. Today you are determinedly unperfumed. How do you feel about what Miggs said?"
"He's hostile for reasons I couldn't know. It's too bad. He's hostile to people, people are hostile to him. It's a loop."
"Are you hostile to him?"
"I'm sorry he's disturbed. Beyond that, he's noise. How did you know about the perfume?"
"A puff from your bag when you got out your card. Your bag is lovely."
"Thank you."
"You brought your best bag, didn't you?"
"Yes." It was true. She had saved for the classic casual handbag, and it was the best item she owned.
"It's much better than your shoes."
"Maybe they'll catch up."
"I have no doubt of it."
"Did you do the drawings on your walls, Doctor?"
"Do you think I called in a decorator?"
"The one over the sink is a European city?"
"It's Florence. That's the Palazzo Vecchio and the Duomo, seen from the Belvedere."
"Did you do it from memory, all the detail?"
"Memory, Officer Starling, is what I have instead of a view."
"The other one is a crucifixion? The middle cross is empty.'
"It's Golgotha after the Deposition. Crayon and Magic Marker on butcher paper. It's what the thief who had been promised Paradise really got, when they took the paschal lamb away."
"And what was that?"
"His legs broken of course, just like his companion who mocked Christ. Are you entirely innocent of the Gospel of St. John? Look at Duccio, then-- he paints accurate crucifixions. How is Will Graham? How does he look?"
"I don't know Will Graham."
"You know who he is. Jack Crawford's protégé. The one before you. How does his face look?"
"I've never seen him."
"This is called 'cutting up a few old touches,' Officer Starling, you don't mind do you?"
Beats of silence and she plunged.
"Better than that, we could touch up a few old cuts here. I brought--"
"No. No, that's stupid and wrong. Never use wit in a segue. Listen, understanding a witticism and replying to it makes your subject perform a fast, detached scan that is inimical to mood. It is on the plank of mood that we proceed. You were doing fine, you'd been courteous and receptive to courtesy, you'd established trust by telling the embarrassing truth about Miggs, and then you come in with a ham-handed segue into your questionnaire, It won't do."
"Dr. Lecter, you're an experienced clinical psychiatrist. Do you think I'm dumb enough to try to run some kind of mood scam on you? Give me some credit. I'm asking you to respond to the questionnaire, and you will or you won't. Would it hurt to look at the thing?"
"Officer Starling, have you read any of the papers coming out of Behavioral Science recently?"
"Yes."
"So have I. The FBI stupidly refuses to send me the Law Enforcement Bulletin, but I get it from secondhand dealers and I have the News from John Jay, and the psychiatric journals. They're dividing the people who practice serial murder into two groups-- organized and disorganized. What do you think of that?"
"It's… fundamental, they evidently--"
"Simplistic is the word you want. In fact, most psychology is puerile, Officer Starling, and that practiced in Behavioral Science is on a level with phrenology. Psychology doesn't get very good material to start with. Go to any college psychology department and look at the students and faculty: ham radio enthusiasts and other personality-deficient buffs. Hardly the best brains on the campus: Organized and disorganized-- a real bottom-feeder thought of that."
"How would you change the classification?"
"I wouldn't."
"Speaking of publications, I read your pieces on surgical addiction and left-side, right-side facial displays."
"Yes, they were first-rate," Dr. Lecter said.
"I thought so, and so did Jack Crawford. He pointed them out to me. That's one reason he's anxious for you--"
"Crawford the Stoic is anxious? He must be busy if he's recruiting help from the student body."
"He is, and he wants--"
"Busy with Buffalo Bill."
"I expect so."
"No. Not 'I expect so.' Officer Starling, you know perfectly well it's Buffalo Bill. I thought Jack Crawford might have sent you to ask me about that."
"No."
"Then you're not working around to it."
"No, I came because we need your--"
"What do you know about Buffalo Bill?"
"Nobody knows much."
"Has everything been in the papers?"
"I think so. Dr. Lecter, I haven't seen any confidential material on that case, my job is--"
"How many women has Buffalo Bill used?"
"The police have found five."
"All flayed?"
"Partially, yes."
"The papers have never explained his name. Do you know why he's called Buffalo Bill?"
"Yes."
"Tell me."
"I'll tell you if you'll look at this questionnaire."
"I'll look, that's all. Now, why?"
"It started as a bad joke in Kansas City homicide."
"Yes…?"
"They call him Buffalo Bill because he skins his humps."
Starling discovered that she had traded feeling frightened for feeling cheap. Of the two, she preferred feeling frightened.
"Send through the questionnaire."
Starling rolled the blue section through on the tray. She sat still while Lecter flipped through it.
He dropped it back in the carrier. "Oh, Officer Starling, do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?"
"No, I think you can provide some insight and advance this study."
"And what possible reason could I have to do that?"
"Curiosity."
"About what?"
"About why you're here. About what happened to you."
"Nothing happened to me, Officer Starling. I happened. You can't reduce me to a set of influences. You've given up good and evil for behaviorism, Officer Starling. You've got everybody in moral dignity pants-- nothing is ever anybody's fault. Look at me, Officer Starling. Can you stand to say I'm evil? Am I evil, Officer Starling?"
"I think you've been destructive. For me it's the same thing."
"Evil's just destructive? Then storms are evil, if it's that simple. And we have fire, and then there's hail. Underwriters lump it all under 'Acts of God.' "
"Deliberate--"
"I collect church collapses, recreationally. Did you see the recent one in Sicily? Marvelous! The facade fell on sixty-five grandmothers at a special Mass. Was that evil? If so, who did it? If He's up there, He just loves it, Officer Starling. Typhoid and swans-- it all comes from the same place."