I find scissors in the medicine cabinet, hack away at the duct tape, see the smoking bullet hole in the chair’s wooden seat.

“I think I’ve got splinters in my keister,” Mom says.

I cry in relief, give Mom a hug. The shooting stops.

“Latham!” At the top of my lungs.

“I’m okay!”

Thank God.

“I’m okay too!” Harry yells. “If anyone cares!”

I use a Dixie cup to get my mom some water from the sink. Then I holler at Harry, “Where’s Alex?”

“Don’t you care that I’m okay?”

I use the scissors on my legs, cutting away the tape.

“Dammit, Harry, do you see her?”

“I don’t see her. But her gun is in pieces.”

I stare down at my wrists. My handcuff keys are in my purse, in the kitchen. But I have extra handcuff keys, and an extra gun, in my bedroom. Unfortunately, it’s a handgun, and won’t help against the psychos outside. But it will help against the psycho in the house.

“Stay here!” I order my mother.

Then I rush out into the hallway, and bump right into Alex.

She stands there, hand bleeding, eyes wild, apparently unconcerned that she might get shot at any moment.

I still have the scissors. I thrust them at her, and she grabs my wrist with one hand and swings at me with the other, a round house punch. I bunch up and take it on the shoulder, then jerk my head forward, aiming for her nose.

I connect solidly, and Alex releases me, staggering back, hitting the hallway wall directly behind her. We face each other. A bullet whips through the small space between us.

“Lock the door!” I scream at my mother.

“Jack…”

“Dammit, Mom! Listen to me!”

I hear the door close, feel it press against my back. A bullet digs into the ceiling, raining bits of plaster on Alex and me. Her face twists in a half smile.

“What are you going to do with those scissors?” she asks. “Give me a haircut?”

I have other ideas. Gripping the scissors with both hands, I hold them before me like a sword, and feint a poke. She moves to dodge the fake attack, and I launch my real attack – a spin kick aimed at her ribs. Alex spins away and I miss, my foot making a dent in the wall.

“Jack!” Harry yells. “I think Alex is in the hall!”

I turn around, feel a breeze, and blink as a bullet passes in front of my face. Alex kicks my wrists and the scissors go flying. I throw myself at her, driving my shoulder into her side, using all of my 135 pounds.

Alex stumbles, falls. I sprint for my bedroom at the end of the hall. I open the door and see my cat, Mr. Friskers, sitting on the remains of a down pillow, surrounded by feathers. We keep him locked up in the bedroom because he has the tendency to destroy things and attack people. The shooting must have agitated him, because all the hair on his back is sticking straight up, as is his tail.

I keep one eye on the kitty – he isn’t an animal you turn your back on – and head for the closet.

Alex tackles me from behind, driving me to the floor. She lands on top, and she forces her arm under my chin, around my neck, and begins to squeeze.

It’s like having my head in a noose. I can’t take a breath and everything gets blurry. I look to my right, see Mr. Friskers staring. Apparently my looming death doesn’t interest him, because he trots out of the room. I look left, see a bunch of stuff under my bed, all of it covered with dust, none of it useful.

Alex lets up a bit on the choke hold – I guess she doesn’t want to kill me yet. I still can’t pull free, but I’m able to lower my chin just enough to clamp my jaws on her forearm.

She yelps. I bite. She pulls away. I twist onto my side, make my fingers stiff, and shove them into her kidney.

Alex grunts, rolling off of me. We both get to our feet, Alex cradling her bleeding arm. I’ve bitten pretty deep. Her eyes narrow to slits, and her scar tissue flushes bright pink.

“Is that what you got your black belt in?” Alex says. “Biting?”

“No.”

I pivot my hips, whip my leg around, and reverse-kick her upside the head. She staggers, but doesn’t fall. I follow it up with a flying kick, knocking her backward over my bed.

“Hey, Jackie!” Harry calls. “Is your cat friendly?”

My extra handcuff keys are in the jewelry box, on the dresser behind her. My gun is in the closet, zippered up in my shooting bag. If I go for the gun, there’s a chance Alex might wrestle it away from me before I get it out. But if I leave the room, she might go searching for it.

Alex stands up. I tug open the closet door, grab the bag, and head for the door.

“JESUS CHRIST! THE CAT HAS MY JOHNSON!”

A shot comes through my bedroom window, making a hole in my sleeve but missing my arm. Alex and I both drop to the floor. I take the opportunity to unzip my bag, and Alex gets onto all fours, poised to come at me. I toss the bag onto the bed, into the line of fire. The sniper proves my hypothesis by shooting the bag. Alex doesn’t reach for it. Neither do I. Instead, I scramble for the door.

“HE’S BITING ME! HE’S BITING ME!”

I feel her hand brush my ankle. I twist free and run in a crouch. Through the doorway. Down the hall. Into the kitchen.

Mr. Friskers has latched on to Harry’s crotch. Harry is unsuccessfully trying to yank him off.

“Don’t pull,” I say, running past. “It just makes him dig in.”

“HE’S GOT THE TWINS!”

Harry tugs on the cat’s tail, which Mr. Friskers really hates. He becomes a blur of fur and claws, hissing and scratching as Harry screams.

I search the floor for my purse, find it, dump the contents.

My handcuff key. I snatch it up just as Alex appears in the kitchen.

Two more shots ping through the windows, both of them hitting the fridge. Rather than duck down, it looks like Harry is trying to stick his groin in front of the bullets.

Then Alex pounces, coming at me low, arms outstretched and eyes crazed.

I go at her even lower, aiming for her ankles. I hook my elbow around her foot, tripping her, then roll to the side, bumping up against the dishwasher. I still have the handcuff key. I fumble with it, trying to find the keyhole.

Another shot, very close to Harry. Mr. Friskers screeches, jumping high enough to hit the ceiling. He lands on the floor and streaks out of the kitchen, apparently having had enough. Harry, bleeding and pissed off, points a finger at me.

“Why would you have a cat like that? Why?”

I get the key in, turn it.

My hand pops free. I yank open the dishwasher, intent on grabbing a knife.

Alex kicks the dishwasher door closed, and I barely escape with my arm. I thrust the knife, stabbing at her leg, and realize I have a spoon instead. She hits me with a right cross that brings the stars out, but I’ve been hit harder and I gather up a handful of her shirt and deliver an uppercut that sends the bitch staggering.

Then I’m on my feet. On my feet, hands free, angry as hell. I swing lefty, not making a fist, catching her just above the eyes with the handcuffs hanging from my wrist. I open up a gash on her forehead, and the blood trickles into her eyes, making it hard for Alex to see.

I scan the countertop, see the apple pie. I pick it up, still steaming hot, and chuck it at Alex’s head.

She ducks. The pie hits Harry, in the groin.

“JESUS CHRIST, IT BURNS!”

He slaps at the apples, which must only add to his discomfort. I fly back to the counter, grab the coffeemaker, and bounce it off Alex’s chest. Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I’m not aiming to knock her out. I’m aiming to knock off her fucking head.

I release the cord. Alex puts up her hand to protect her head, and both her hand and the toaster smash into her face. Somehow she stays on her feet. I charge at her, snarling, ready to tear her throat out with my bare hands.