In December the weather declared war. First it bombarded the city with ice storms, then strafed it with freezing winds.

Now it was snowing belligerently. A blizzard whipped down Canard Street, past the Press Club, as if it had a particular grudge against newspapermen. With malicious accuracy the largest flakes zeroed in to make cold wet landings on the neck of the man who was hailing a taxi in front of the club.

He turned up the collar of his tweed overcoat — awkwardly, with one hand — and tried to jam his porkpie hat closer to his ears. His left hand was plunged deep in his coat pocket and held stiffly there. Otherwise there was nothing remarkable about the man except the luxuriance of his moustache — and his sobriety. It was after midnight; it was nine days before Christmas; and the man coming out of the Press Club bar was sober.

When a cab pulled to the curb, he eased himself carefully into the back seat, keeping his left hand in his pocket, and gave the driver the name of a third-rate hotel.

"Medford Manor? Let's see, I can take Zwinger Street and the expressway," the cabbie said hopefully as he threw the flag on the meter, "or I can take Center Boulevard." "Zwinger," said the passenger. He usually took the Boulevard route, which was cheaper, but Zwinger was faster.

"You a newspaperman?" the driver asked, turning and giving his fare a knowing grin.

The passenger mumbled an affirmative. "I figured. I knew you couldn't be one of them publicity types that hang around the Press Club. I mean, I can tell by the way you dress. I don't mean newspapermen are slobs or anything like that, but they're — well — you know! I pick 'em up in front of the Press Club all the time. Not very big tippers, but good guys, and you never know you're gonna need a friend at the paper. Right?" He turned and flashed a conspiratorial grin at the back seat.

"Watch it!" snapped the passenger as the cab veered toward a drunk staggering across Zwinger Street.

"You with the Daily Fluxion or the Morning Rampage?" "Fluxion." The cab stopped for a red light, and the driver stared at his passenger. "I've seen your picture in the paper. The moustache, I mean. You get a by-line?" The man in the back seat nodded. They were in a blighted area now. Cheap lodgings and bars occupied old town houses that had once been the homes of the city's elite.

"Lock your door," the driver advised. "You wouldn't believe the scum that drifts around this street after dark. Drunks, hopheads, cruisers, you-name-it. Used to be a ritzy neighborhood. Now they call it Junktown." "Junktown?" repeated the passenger with his first show of interest in the conversation.

"You a newspaper guy and you never heard of Junktown?" "I'm a — I'm fairly new in the city." The passenger smoothed his moustache with his right hand.

His left was still in his pocket when he got out of the cab on the other side of town. Entering the deserted lobby of the Medford Manor, he walked hurriedly past the registration desk, where the elderly clerk sat dozing at the switchboard. In the elevator he found an aged bellhop slumped on a stool, snoring softly. The man flicked a switch and pressed a lever, taking the car and its sleeping occupant to the sixth floor.

Then he strode down the corridor to room 606. With his right hand he found a key in his trouser pocket, unlocked the door, and stepped inside the room. He closed the door gently before switching on the light. Then he stood and listened.

He moved his head slowly from side to side, examining the room: the double bed, the armchair, the cluttered dresser, the closet door standing ajar.

"All right, you guys," he said. "Come on out!" Slowly and cautiously he withdrew his left hand from his pocket.

"I know you're here. Come on out!" There was a creaking of bedsprings and a grunt, followed by a sharp ripping sound and two soft thuds on the floor.

Between the limp fringes of the cotton bedspread there appeared two heads.

"You crazy nuts! You were inside the bedsprings again!" They squeezed out from under the bed-two Siamese cats. First there were two brown heads, one more wedge- shaped than the other; then two pale fawn bodies, one daintier than the other; then two brown silky tails, one with a kink in the tip.

The man held out his left hand, exhibiting a soggy mass in a paper napkin. "See what I brought you? Turkey from the Press Club." Two black velvet noses sniffed the air, two sets of whiskers twitched, and both cats howled in unison.

"Shhh! The old gal next door will have you arrested." The man started cutting up the turkey with a pocket knife, while they paced the room in ecstatic figure eights, waving their tails and howling a discordant duet.

"Quiet!" They howled louder.

"I don't know why I do this for you heathens. It's against the rules-sneaking takeouts from the Press Club buffet. Not to mention the mess! I've got a pocketful of gravy." They drowned out his voice with their clamor. "Will you guys shut up?" The telephone rang. "See? I told you so!" The man hurriedly placed a glass ashtray full of turkey on the floor and went to the telephone.

"Mr. Qwilleran," said the quavering voice of the desk clerk, "sorry to call you again, but Mrs. Mason in 604 says your cats — " "Sorry. They were hungry. They're quiet now." "If — if — if you don't mind taking an inside room, 619 is vacant, and you could ask the day clerk tomorrow — " "It won't be necessary. We're moving out as soon as I find an apartment." "I hope you're not offended, Mr. Qwilleran. The manager — " "No offense, Mr. McIldoony. A hotel room is no place for cats. We'll be out before Christmas… I hope," he added softly, surveying the bleak room.

He had lived in better places when he was young and successful and well-known and married. Much had happened since his days as a crime reporter in New York. Now, considering his backlog of debts and the wage scale on a Midwestern newspaper, the Medford Manor was the best he could afford. Qwilleran's only luxury was a pair of roommates whose expensive tastes he was inclined to indulge.

The cats were quiet now. The larger one was gobbling turkey with head down and tail up, its tip waving in the slow rhythm of rapture. The little female, sitting a few inches apart, was respectfully waiting her turn.

Qwilleran took off his coat and tie and crawled under the bed to thumbtack the torn ticking to the wooden frame of the box spring. There had been a small rip when he moved into the hotel two weeks ago, and it had steadily enlarged. He had composed a pseudoserious essay on the subject for the feature page of the Daily Fluxion.

"Any small aperture is challenging to the feline sensibility," he had written. "For a cat it is a matter of honor to enlarge the opening and squeeze through." After repairing the spring, Qwilleran groped in his coat pocket for his pipe and tobacco and withdrew a handful of envelopes. The first, postmarked Connecticut, was still sealed and unread, but he knew what it contained — another graceless hint for money.

The second — a note written in brown ink with feminine flourishes — he had read several times. Regretfully she was canceling their date for Christmas Eve. With tact so delicate that it was painful she was explaining that this other man — this engineer — it was all so sudden — Qwill would understand.

Qwilleran twisted the note into a bowknot before dropping it in the wastebasket. He had half expected this news. She was young, and the Qwilleran moustache and temples were graying noticeably. It was a disappointment, nevertheless.

Now he had no date for the Christmas Eve party at the Press Club — the only Christmas celebration he expected to have.