“We whipped the weather once,” Bottero told Hasso. “Why don’t you cast a spell so we can do it again?”
Why don’t I? Hasso thought wildly. Because I don’t have the faintest idea how, that’s why. He tried to put that less blatantly: “Your Majesty, I work one spell my whole life. You want me to get rid of this? He looked up at the gray, gloomy sky, and got a faceful of rain for his trouble.
But the king only nodded. “Yes, that’s what I want. You’re what I’ve got. I’m going to use you, or else use you up.”
A Wehrmacht colonel ordering a platoon to stay behind as a rear guard so the rest of the regiment could get away from the Ivans couldn’t have been more brutally blunt. Soldiering was soldiering, no matter which world you wound up in. Sometimes you got the shitty end of the stick, that was all.
Hasso found himself holding it here. He saluted. “I do my best, your Majesty.”
“Never mind your best. Just do what I tell you.” Sure as hell, Bottero thought like a king.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day. That was the only charm Hasso knew along those lines. Just on the off chance, he chanted it up at the heavens, first in German and then in Lenello. The rain kept right on falling. He hadn’t expected anything different. He sighed. It would have been nice if things were simple.
Since they weren’t, he went to talk with Velona. She wore a thick wool cloak with a hood, not very different from Otset’s. It smelled powerfully of sheep, and so was probably good and greasy – better than the one he had on, anyhow. She heard him out, her face getting graver and graver as he went on. Then she said, “Well, you can try.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Hasso asked.
“Weather magic is never easy,” she answered, her tone as somber as her expression. “And weather magic in Bucovin will be harder yet. That wretch of an Otset wasn’t wrong. I’ve seen it for myself, and I’ve spoken of it with you – there is a bond between the Grenye and the land here. It isn’t magic. I don’t know what the right name for it is. But it is real.”
“What can I do about it? How can I beat it?”
She shrugged, which made water bead up and run down the cloak. “Do the best you can, Hasso Pemsel. I will pray to the goddess to grant you favor and lend strength to your spell. Back in our own lands, I am sure she would hearken to me. Here – ” Velona shrugged again and spread her hands. Raindrops splashed off her palms, which did nothing to encourage Hasso.
He scratched his beard. By now, he was used to wearing it. It had got long enough not to itch any more. Back in the Wehrmacht, he’d had to shave it off when he found the chance. The only problem with it was that it gave lice more room to roam when he got infested.
What was the opposite of rain? Sunshine. Brilliant, Hasso, he told himself. He couldn’t pull the sun out of a pouch on his belt. He could, he supposed, make a fire and use that to symbolize the sun. Maybe it would serve, if he could get a fire going in this dripping, puddle-filled land. And the opposite of wet was dry. If he could find a dry sponge or even a dry cloth to symbolize soaking up the rainwater, he could try his magic.
Maybe it would work. Even if it didn’t, King Bottero would know he’d tried. Sometimes making the effort counted as much as succeeding or failing. The Germans had put in plenty of pointless attacks against the Russians to keep Hitler happy, and then gone back to what really needed doing. Hasso understood how that game was played.
As she had with his first spell, Velona helped him here. He was convinced he had even fewer poetic gifts in Lenello than in German. But she nodded as they worked together. “You’ve got a good notion of how magic is supposed to work,” she told him.
“You say the sweetest things, darling,” Hasso answered, deadpan. Velona’s face lit up like a flashbulb – a comparison that, in all this world, would have occurred to him alone. He added, “If only it were true.” The subjunctive was for talking about conditions contrary to fact. He used it here without the slightest hesitation.
Bottero’s army slogged and sloshed forward, not going anywhere very fast. In Russia, even tracked vehicles bogged down in mud like this. The Ivans had light wagons with enormous wheels, wagons that almost doubled as boats, that could navigate such slop. Every German outfit tried to lay hold of a few of them. Hasso hadn’t seen anything like them here. He could describe them to Lenello wainwrights, but they wouldn’t get built in time to do any good on this campaign. And so … So I get to work magic, he thought. Again.
He waited till the army stopped to encamp for the evening. That was in midafternoon, not only because darkness came even earlier with the clouds but also because the Lenelli needed extra time to set up an elaborate web of sentries. The Bucovinans liked to sneak in a few marauders to hamstring horses and murder men in their tents. If the raiders died instead, that might discourage them. It would certainly discourage the ones who got killed.
“You’re ready, are you?” Bottero boomed. “Good. That’s good, Hasso.”
“I don’t know how good it is, your Majesty,” the German answered. “I can try, that’s all.”
“You’ll do fine. You did before.” The king didn’t lack for confidence.
Maybe I will, Hasso thought. He hadn’t dreamt he would be able to divine where the Bucovinans’ underwater bridges lay. No matter what he hadn’t dreamt, he’d done it. Why shouldn’t I do it again? No reason at all.
After Poland and France and the Balkan campaign, that kind of reasoning took the Fuhrer into the Soviet Union. The German gamble there almost paid off. The Wehrmacht came so close to knocking the Ivans out of the fight. But what did they say? Close only counted with horseshoes and hand grenades.
Hasso wished he had a few potato-mashers on his belt, They wouldn’t help with his rain magic, but they made a damn fine life-insurance policy.
But he didn’t, and he didn’t like to dwell on things he didn’t have. Velona had warned him more than once that you had to pay attention when you cast a spell. If you didn’t, the magic could turn and bite you. Hasso wished she hadn’t told him that. The magic could also turn and bite you if you screwed up your chant. For somebody with a still uncertain grasp of Lenello, that was also less than encouraging news.
Velona chose that moment to ask him, “Are you ready?”
“No,” he answered honestly. She blinked – that wasn’t what she’d expected to hear. He went on, “But I don’t get – I won’t get – any readier if I wait. So I try the spell. We see what happens.”
She kissed him, which was distracting in a much more pleasant way than his own gloomy and uncertain thoughts. “You can do it. I’ve seen that you can.”
Maybe she’d been listening to Bottero.
“Well, I hope so.” He got a little fire going in the bottom of a pot that he put under an awning made of tent cloth. He set another pot upside down under the awning and put the dry cloth under it. He couldn’t help thinking that a real wizard would have used far more elaborate preparations. Aderno probably would have laughed his ass off at what Hasso was doing. But Aderno wasn’t here, and Hasso damn well was. Like those kids who found themselves in the Volkssturm, he had to do the best he could.
He wished he hadn’t thought of it like that. The Ivans and the Amis and the Tommies slaughtered the poor damned kids in the Volkssturm in carload lots. A few lived long enough to learn how to soldier. Most got wounded or killed before they could. Was that true of wizards, too? There was another cheerful notion.
No time for it now. “Give me the parchment,” he told Velona. She did, and held her cloak over it so the rain wouldn’t wash away the words before he could chant them. He called on the goddess. He called on the heavens. He called on the sun and the clouds. Once, when he stumbled over a word, the fabric of the world seemed to stretch very tight. Sudden frightening heat built up inside him. He got the next word right, and the one after that, and found his rhythm again. The heat receded.