“I take you to the palace,” Rautat told him. “The lord will want to talk to you.”
Hasso made himself nod, made himself seem calm. But do I want to talk to him? That would have been funny, if only it were funny. Do I have a choice? He had the choice the native named when capturing him: he could die. He didn’t want to do that. Of course, the Bucovinans hadn’t got to work on him yet, either.
The guards stepped aside, waving Hasso and his escorts around the last kink in the entryway and into Falticeni. Not without pride, Rautat gave a wave of his own. “This is our city,” he said.
At first, it looked a lot like the Grenye districts in Drammen. Streets were narrow and winding and muddy, and they stank. Most of the houses and shops Hasso could see were of wattle and daub, with thatched roofs. Big ones sat next to small ones with no order Hasso could find. None seemed to be more than two stories high.
That meant Hasso could see what had to be the royal palace in the middle of town. As the reconstructed wall aped Lenello fortifications, so the palace imitated Lenello castles. Even the red clay semicylindrical roof tiles copied the ones the Lenelli used. The local lord might have been saying, See? All the modern conveniences. We can do this stuff, too.
Getting there was less than half the fun. Nobody already in the streets wanted to let newcomers by. Scrawny dogs yapped and snarled and made as if to bite the horses’ fetlocks. Scrawny children of all sizes from toddlers on up raced around like maniacs, some wailing, others yelling at the top of their lungs. A few paused to stare at the spectacle of a big blond captive going through their streets. Hasso didn’t think the things they shouted were endearments.
One kid bent to scoop up a handful of mud, or maybe manure, and throw it at him. Hasso ducked. The stuff flew over his head and splatted against a wall across the street. Rautat yelled at the kid. The brat bent over and showed off his bare backside, which was as skinny as the rest of him. Rautat made as if to kick it. He couldn’t come close, not without dismounting. The kid scampered off.
“Thanks,” Hasso said.
“Oh, I didn’t do it for you,” the Bucovinan replied. “I just want to make sure you’re in one piece when I deliver you, so they can get the answers they need.”
You’re nothing to me but an interesting piece of meat. That was daunting. But if Hasso weren’t an interesting piece of meat, Rautat would have slit his throat and gone on to the next one in the pit.
“Well, thanks anyhow,” Hasso said.
Rautat gave him a long look. “You’ve got nerve, anyway,” he said grudgingly.
Hasso shrugged. “Big deal.”
“You talk like a soldier,” the native remarked.
“I am – I was – a soldier before I came here, in a bigger war than this world ever saw,” Hasso answered. “The tools of the trade were different. The life isn’t, not very much.”
Outside a tavern, a drunk in ragged clothes sprawled in the street snoring, a jug clutched tight to his chest. Hasso could have seen – hell, he had seen – the like in any number of Russian villages … and, yes, in some German ones as well. People were people, in his own world or here, Lenelli or Grenye. Rautat scowled at the sot and rode a little faster to get by him. Hasso hid a smile. The native was self-conscious about his folk’s shortcomings, as almost anyone from any folk would have been.
They rode past a brothel, too, with a couple of naked women displaying themselves in second-story windows. Hasso thought they were more likely to catch pneumonia than customers. They gaped at him, for a moment startled out of their cocked-hip, bosom-thrusting poses.
One of them called something to Rautat. He laughed and shook his head. Turning to Hasso, he said, “She wants to know if you’re really big.”
Hasso was made … like a man. He said, “But you think all Lenelli are big pricks.” The joke worked in Lenello the same as it did in German. Odds were it worked in most languages.
Rautat laughed and laughed. “You’re a funny fellow, all right. Pretty soon, you’ll find out whether it does you any good.”
“Ja.” Hasso didn’t like the sound of that.
In Drammen, the Lenello nobles had their fine houses in the center of town, near the royal palace. Broad lawns separated those mansions from the streets and from the lesser dwellings of hoi polloi. Again, the Bucovinans imitated the newcomers … to a point. Their prominent people did have large houses. Sometimes the buildings even had stone ground floors. But the second story was invariably timber or wattle and daub, and almost all the roofs were thatched. Only a handful had tiles like the palace.
Almost all of them, though, had a garden rather than a lawn – or if they did have grass, a cow or a couple of sheep grazed on it under a herdsman’s watchful eyes. The idea of bare ground for the sake of decoration or swank didn’t seem to have got here from the west.
A plump man in a tunic with extra-fancy embroidery took a chicken from someone who looked poorer than he was. He wrung the chicken’s neck and cast the carcass onto a brazier heaped high with glowing charcoal. ‘“What’s he doing?” Hasso asked.
“He’s a priest making a thanks-offering or a sin-offering for that fellow.” Rautat gave him a curious look. “Don’t your priests do that?”
Hasso thought of the last Wehrmacht chaplain he’d talked to, a dour Lutheran who didn’t even smoke (and, once again, the longing for a cigarette sneaked up and bit him in the ass). He tried to imagine Klaus Frisch sacrificing a chicken to propitiate an angry Jehovah. “Well,” he said, “no.”
“How do you know your gods pay any attention to you, then?” Rautat persisted.
“Good question,” Hasso said, and then, counterattacking, “How do you know your gods do? Why don’t you follow the goddess?”
Even riding through the streets of his own capital with the Wehrmacht officer a helpless prisoner, Rautat looked scared shitless. “The goddess hears Lenelli first,” he said. “She wouldn’t listen to the likes of me.”
From what Hasso had seen, that might well be true. And yet … “Plenty of Grenye in King Bottero’s realm worship her.”
The most scornful majordomo in two worlds couldn’t have let out a sniffier sniff than Rautat’s. “There are Grenye who want to be Lenelli,” he said.”I don’t, thank you very much.”
He spoke fluent Lenello. He wore Lenello-style armor. His city had Lenello-style fortifications grafted onto its older works. His sovereign’s palace even had Lenello-style roof tiles. And he said he didn’t want to be a Lenello?
Well, maybe he didn’t. The Japanese wore Western-style clothes. They had Western-style industries, and a Western-style military, too. But did they want to turn into Americans or Englishmen or Germans? Hasso didn’t think so. They used Western techniques to let them stay what they already were: Japanese. Maybe the Bucovinans could pull off the same stunt here.
But, if they couldn’t work magic and the Lenelli damn well could, the odds were against them.
Still affronted, Rautat went on, “Besides, who knows what mongrel clans those Grenye come from? We’re better people than that, we are.”
Once more, Hasso carefully didn’t smile. Had the plains Indians looked down their noses like that at the coastal Indians who quickly succumbed to the English colonizers? They probably had … till it was their turn.
When Hasso got a close look at Lord Zgomot’s palace, he decided he wouldn’t want to try to take it without heavy artillery. Yes, maybe Bottero was lucky he didn’t make it to Falticeni. He might have thrown away a lot more men here than he did in the lost battle.
Or the goddess might have manifested herself through Velona and knocked the capital of Bucovin flat. If you had magic, if the gods really did take part in what happened on earth, maybe you didn’t need 105s and 155s. After all, Joshua knocked down Jericho’s walls without them.