– Get. Off.
Andy pulls harder and Paul lifts his foot and Andy falls back on his ass.
– You’re such a feeb.
– Dick!
George holds out his hand.
– Give me the rag.
Andy throws the rag at him.
Some big brother. Think he could take his side against Paul just once. Just today. Fucking bike. Still can’t believe he was so stupid not to lock it up.
George lifts his finger from the puncture in the tube and starts drying the rubber around it.
– Did you see who took it?
Andy gets off his ass, takes the puncture kit from the toolbox and pops the shiny tin lid from the cardboard cylinder.
– No. If I had I would have kicked their ass.
Paul reaches up, grabbing a lower branch of the maple tree alongside the driveway and chinning himself on it.
– Yeah, George, what are you thinking? If he’d seen them he would have kicked their ass. He’s such a badass ass kicker. Asses all over town are afraid of him.
Andy flips him off and hands George the top of the puncture kit.
George drops the rag, takes the lid, and uses its ridged upper surface to score the rubber around the puncture.
Paul hauls himself up onto the branch, hooks his knees around it and dangles upside down, long curls falling over his face.
– Come kick my ass, Andy, I’ll just hang here and you try to kick my ass.
Andy stays where he is, watching George fix the leak, taking the lid back and handing him the metal tube of cement.
He’s imagining picking up the hammer from the toolbox and swinging it at Paul’s face. He’s picturing finding whoever stole his bike and stabbing them in the throat with a screwdriver.
Paul puts one arm behind his back.
– C’mon, man, one handed and upside down! You gotta be able to kick my ass.
George rubs the cement over the puncture.
Paul puts his other arm behind him.
– No hands. No hands. It’s never gonna get easier than this, man. C’mon and take a shot. You know you want to. Remember that time I pantsed you on the quad? Here’s your chance to get back at me.
Andy remembers. First day of his freshman year, bad enough that he’d been skipped a year to start high school early, but there was Paul, greeting him by running up and yanking his hand me down bell bottoms to his ankles while the entire student body was crisscrossing the quad on their way to homeroom.
He pictures standing in the middle of that quad with a machine gun in his hands, pulling the trigger and turning in slow circles until he is all alone and it is quiet.
He shakes his head sharply, trying to jar the image loose. He fails.
He takes the cement back from George, caps it and drops it in the kit, chews the inside of his cheek.
Paul swings himself back and forth a few times.
– What’s the matter, spaz? Looks like you’re getting twitchy over there. You gonna freak out and start throwing things again?
George picks up one of the rocks, cups it like a marble and flicks it at Paul, bouncing it off his forehead.
Paul laughs.
– You’re off the hook, Andy, your bro’s fighting your battles again.
George sets the innertube aside, carefully draping it on the frame of his upside down bike. Andy hands him a large piece of patch and a small pair of scissors.
George clips a small square from the patch.
– I ain’t sticking up for the puss, dickhead. I’m just sick of hearing your shit. Our dad’s gonna unload on him tonight and I’m gonna have to listen it.
George squares his shoulders and lowers his voice.
– Opportunity, boys, that’s what a thief looks for. Turn your back for a second, your property will be gone. Always lock up your bike. It’s not just a toy, it’s a responsibility.
Paul rubs the spot where the rock tagged him.
– Whatever.
George peels away the bright blue backing from the patch, careful not to touch the sticky underside, and picks up the innertube. Pressing the patch over the hole, using his thumbs to smooth away any air bubbles trapped under it, he looks at Andy.
– What’re you gonna tell him?
Andy stares at the patch, the violence in his head finally fading as he draws blood from his cheek. Why does he have to think about that kind of shit? It’s not like he’s like Paul. Paul likes to fight. But fighting sucks. Getting punched sucks. And hurting someone else, that almost sucks worse.
George kicks him in the shin.
– Dude, what are you gonna tell dad?
Andy shrugs.
– Dunno.
Paul unclamps his legs and tumbles to the ground, bracing with his arms as he lands.
Andy flips him off.
– Nice move, grace.
Paul doesn’t move, just lays there with his eyes closed, his face suddenly pale and sweaty, skin drawn tight over his forehead.
George is focused on the tire and doesn’t notice.
Andy does.
– You OK?
Paul doesn’t move, just breathes deeply.
Andy steps closer.
– Migraine?
Paul opens his eyes, wipes the sweat from his face. He sits up slowly.
– I’m fucking fine. You’re the one with problems. Better tell your dad you locked it up.
Andy bends to pick up the patch backing that George discarded.
– He won’t believe someone could steal it from in front of the store if it was locked up.
George nods.
– Tell him you had the wheel locked to the frame, but not locked up to anything. Someone could have tossed it in the back of a truck. He’ll buy that.
– Whatever. I’m still gonna have to walk everywhere.
A car swings around the corner, a ’78 Firebird T-top, “Another Brick in the Wall Part II” blaring from the stereo.
Paul watches it all the way to the end of the street.
– Wouldn’t have to walk if we had a fucking car.
Andy nods.
– Yeah, that would be sweet.
Paul reaches out and slaps the back of his head.
Andy does nothing, atoning for the imaginary hammer he smashed into Paul’s face.
Hector barrels up the driveway.
– Hey!
He skids to a stop, leaving a streak of black rubber on the pavement, his front wheel scrunching into the rock pile.
– Hey, Andy, what’s up with your bike? I just saw one of the Arroyos riding it around.
They all look at him.
Paul hawks and spits.
– Which one?
– Timo.
He sticks a finger in Hector’s face.
– You fucking sure?
Hector knocks the finger away.
– Yeah, asshole, I’m fucking sure. We may all look alike to you, but I can tell my Mexicans apart.
Paul picks up a rock.
– Fucking Timo.
He heaves the rock, sending it far down the street in the same direction as the Firebird.
– Sweet.
It couldn’t be better. Sweet enough it was one of the Arroyos that stole Andy’s bike, better yet that it was Timo.
That shit that happened when they played city league soccer, the year they were under twelves, Paul still thinks about that shit. Just about every day.
It’s a City finals match and Paul’s playing fullback, Timo is a forward on the other team. In a scrum down by Paul’s goal, everyone going up for a header, Timo flails his elbow into Paul’s face, sending him to the sideline with a split lip and a bloody nose. In the second half, cotton stuffed in his nostrils, Paul catches a deflection on his instep, traps the ball beneath his foot, waits for Timo to charge him, and drills the ball right into his gut. Timo goes down on top of the ball and before the whistle can sound Paul is kicking Timo in the crotch, not even trying to look like he’s going for the ball. Redcarded, he argues that Timo was wearing a cup so no big deal, then walks from the field, screaming an endless string of fuck you’s at the refs.
On his way home a gold flaked lowrider Impala rolls up next to him, Timo and his big brothers Fernando and Ramon get out. Ramon has a switchblade. Shit, they all have switchblades, but Ramon, he holds the point of his to Paul’s throat and tells him to take his cup off. Paul doesn’t think they’ll stab him, but that doesn’t keep him from getting scared. His face goes red and tears run down his cheeks. The Arroyo boys say something about what a puta he is, the only Spanish Paul knows. Once his cup is out, two of them hold him upright while Timo sets up for a penalty kick from five yards away and pounds an Official Primera League futbol into his nuts. Paul goes down and coughs up the orange slices he ate at halftime.