It was in all the papers and on radio and TV. Well, I thought. That will be the end of it and the end of Heller, too!
But Wednesday morning came. Front page!
RACE OFFICIAL FLEES
WHIZ KID CULPABLE
According to unimpeachable sources we cannot disclose, a track official—whose relatives demanded he remain anonymous—fled the state after confessing he had accepted a bribe from the Whiz Kid to overlook a hidden gas tank in the Whiz Kid's steering wheel...
It was in all the papers and on radio and TV. Ah, well, I thought. Madison has cleverly scotched any future race. And that will be that.
So, on Thursday I was fairly relaxed when I opened the morning paper.
Front page again! With photos!
ANGRY MOB SEARCHES FOR WHIZ KID
EMBATTLED POLICE USE RIOT GUNS
Today, Manhattan huddled behind closed doors and listened with terror as the streets were torn to bits by the angry marching feet of a howling mob searching for the Whiz Kid. . ..
Photos of the mob, with placards which said Down with the Whiz Kid, showed flame and tear gas shooting from police lines. I looked out the window. Fifth Avenue never looked so calm.
The afternoon editions had new banners:
MAYOR CALLS CITY-WIDE EMERGENCY
And there were more photos.
Well, I said to myself, this Madison has really got what it takes. Really a genius. But he's shot his bolt now. He'll drop to page two.
Friday.
Front page again!
WHIZ KID HIDEOUT FOUND
Investigative reporters today stumbled upon the secret hideout of the Whiz Kid. Tipped off by a Good Humor Ice Cream man who was in a bad humor...
The story went on.
But the photograph! There was the Whiz Kid, buck-teeth and all, peering out from behind the Venetian blind of an upper window and looking very fearful.
I wondered if Heller really had fled. I ran through my recorded strips. He was going about his usual routine. At one point he came into his office, puzzled over the papers a bit and then went on with his schoolwork.
On Saturday, I knew Madison would have worn it out.
But no! Front page!
WHIZ KID HIDEOUT BOMBED
Today mobs converged upon the hideout of the Whiz Kid, ten thousand strong, and with ferocity hitherto unknown in city annals bombed the house to bits!...
Photos of an exploding building. I looked at it closely. It could not have been the same house the Whiz Kid had been shown peering out of. It looked more like a factory. Hard to tell with all the flame and bits flying about.
I went for a walk and saw Madison's earlier advertising signs about the Whiz Kid, that had been so neat, were now all covered with graffiti derogatory to the Whiz Kid.
Sunday, of course, would be a blank news day.
But it wasn't! Front page again!
MAGAZINE CANCELS CONTEST
In an unprecedented action today, the sports magazine, Dirt Illustrated, cancelled the $100,000 contest to guess the secret fuel of the Whiz Kid.
The full details, according to magazine officials, will be released in this week's issue.
But unimpeachable sources leaked that it had to do with a criminal act of the Whiz Kid relating to the contest...
Hey, a second front page story! Madison was really pouring it on!
"SECRET" FUEL DISCLOSED
WHIZ KID FUEL LEAKS
According to the Attorney General's office of an undisclosed state, investigators today obtained vital information on the supposedly "secret" fuel of the Whiz Kid that was to revolutionize industry and automobiling.
Using forensic air hoses on a gas station attendant whose name was withheld, they obtained the name of the actual fuel.
According to the indictment which some believe to be under preparation, the "secret" fuel was no less than Octopus Gasoline!
The gas attendant sought immunity from conspiracy charges by testifying that someone who looked like the Whiz Kid bought, in North Carolina, 39 gallons of Octopus High Test Supreme Unleaded the very day of the race!
With variations, the story was in all the Sunday papers. But there was much more. Dirt Illustrated had full-page ads announcing the coming expose. And double-page ads were carried by Octopus Gasoline, "The Drink of Industry and the People!"
By the Gods, he had even made the Sunday papers! I was really pleased. Bury's faith in Madison had not been misplaced!
I hastily went down to get the newest copy of Dirt Illustrated and there it was! A complete expose! According to the leading story, the Whiz Kid himself had tried to win the prize! He had submitted an unsigned entry that simply said "Octopus Gasoline"!
I really chuckled. This Madison was a howling genius after all.
I tuned in on Heller. He was at his Nature Appreciation 101 class with Mr. Wouldlice as his instructor. The snow was all over the place and the class looked cold. Wouldlice seemed a sort of chinless young man. With an ice saw, he was trying to cut a hole in the frozen Harlem Meer in Central Park and lecturing on the nesting habits of carp. He wasn't making much headway with the ice cutting. Heller, hands in pockets, finally finished the job for him with some strategically placed kicks with the heels of his baseball spikes. Heller handed the resulting slab to a girl and the students began to use it as a sort of belly sled. Mr. Wouldlice went on lecturing with Heller as his sole attending student. He didn't seem antagonistic to Heller; well, that would change with the next term when Miss Simmons got back on the job.
Heller did act sort of depressed. He was stirring the soot-covered snow with his foot. It made me very cheerful.
Monday, however, made me sort of wonder whose side this Madison was on.
He got his front page again. But a new twist.
OCTOPUS OFFICIALS
DENY INSTIGATING
WHIZ KID RIOTS
The mayor today denied that he had been summoned before a full-scale meeting of the Octopus Oil Company. However, unimpeachable inside leaks reached this paper just before dawn that a secret meeting of the Seven Brothers had occurred over the weekend to discuss the Whiz Kid riots.
All officials reached denied the meeting and the discussion.
"In admitting that he used Octopus gasoline in the race," a spokesman said, "the Whiz Kid obviously sought to implicate the oil companies in his vicious and villainous plot to undermine the entire oil industry with a felonious breach of racing rules. I deny vigorously that the oil companies financed the rioters. Besides, the Whiz Kid, being only 17, could not legally drive in Nassau County. This is an effort to link the great American patriots of the oil industry to an illegal act and imply that by selling the Whiz Kid Octopus gasoline to use in his fraud, the oil companies are also party to the crime."
But when Tuesday's papers came, Madison had lost his front page. He had slumped to page 3. The story was even short.
WHIZ KID FORBIDDEN TO DRIVE
Officials of the State of New York today revoked the unissued New York Driving License of the Whiz Kid due to the Octopus disclosure that he is only 17 and underage.
NASCAR officials also revoked his membership, effectively ending any further racing by the Whiz Kid.
Charges of fraud and public conspiracy ...
Ah, well. I could relax. Madison had done it. I phoned his office. He wasn't there. I phoned his mother.
"Mr. Smith? Oh, I am sorry. I can't call him to the phone. He has been under a terrible strain all morning and didn't feel well enough..."
Madison took the phone away from her. "Mr. Smith?" He sounded very depressed. "I am so sorry, Mr. Smith. I lost the front page. I could feel it in my bones last night." And an aside, "Mother, please hold the ice bag tighter, it's slipping. Mr. Smith, please don't lose faith in me. These things take time. Somewhere I went wrong. I promise you I will live up to everything you ever thought of me. Really. I have to hang up now. My psychiatrist just came in."