On my way back from grabbing a soda from the kitchen, Lon spies the comic book in my hand. “I didn’t know you read Spider-Man,” he says excitedly. It’s the first time he’s really spoken to me since the whole bookstore thing yesterday, so I take what I can get.

“I don’t, really,” I say, “but a friend gave this to me. It’s really good.”

“Spider-Man’s cool,” Lon says, smiling at me.

“Yeah, but Venom’s cooler.”

He nods thoughtfully, as though I’ve just stated a universal truth. “Yeah, Venom is really cool. Carnage is cooler, though.”

This statement means nothing to me. “Nuh-uh.”

“Uh-huh.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“Uh-huh.”

“Nuh-uh times infinity.”

Lon looks at me funny and says in a diabolical voice, “You’ve won this round, boy.”

I actually try not to laugh, but it’s no use. He’s such an amazing kid. He’s so witty and smart and prepared for anything; you can see the gears in his head working at all times. If the Rapture came down tomorrow, Lon would have his bags packed. If Godzilla attacked, he’d have his English subtitles organized and spell-checked. Like I said before, he’s basically the anti-me, a fact that I am grateful for every day of the week. There’s only enough room for one wretched fuckup in this house.

But that’s not what’s really on my mind right now. Right now, I have something else to deal with.

“Stay off the phone, okay?” I say, and saunter back to my lair.

One ring. Two rings. Calm down. The scrap of paper begins to dampen in my palm from all the sweat. I’m trying to hold the phone steady with the other hand, but it’s kind of hard when you’re this nervous. The phone vibrates, like an angry fucking ferret.

A click. Some music in the background. “Hello?”

I gulp. “Hi, is Renée there?”

“This is she.”

Calm down. “Um, hi, it’s me.”

Silence.

“That really doesn’t help me much…”

I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. “It’s Locke. From last night. Sorry. Locke here.”

“Locke!” she chirps. “Locke, Locke, Locke. How are you, Locke?”

“I’m fine. Sorry about, y’know, not saying my name when I first called, I was just thinking that maybe-”

“Locke?”

“Mmm-hmm?”

“Breathe.”

In. Close. Hold. Out. “Gyah. Sorry.”

“Totally cool. ¿Qué pasa?”

“How’re you?”

“I’m great. I’m playing Scrabble with my cat.”

“Are you, now?”

“Word. He’s not very good. Lots of ‘meow’s and a ‘hiss’ once in a while. So, how was lunch with Casey?”

“You know about that?”

“I am the Hierophant. I hear all.”

At some point, someone will be kind enough to tell me what that means. “Right. It went fine. He apologized, and I ate a burger, and it…was fine.”

“Mmm, burger. Did he give you my comic book?”

“The comic book is yours?”

“Mmm-hmm. Y’know what? This whole phone conversation thing just doesn’t really work for me. I don’t get to see your eyes widen in terror, and what fun is that? You should come over.”

Holy hell, I’ve never met a girl this forward. “Should I?”

“Definitely. I’m sure you’ll be a better Scrabble player than Dupin here.”

“Um…okay…Dupin? Like, ‘Murders in the Rue Morgue’?”

“Impressive. Now get your ass over here.”

When I show up at Renée’s place, she’s wearing a black T-shirt advertising something called BAKER STREET, with a picture of a straight razor on it, and black jeans. There’s less of the eye makeup, lipstick, and paler, making her look less Goth, but still considerably vampiric. Her smile, however, suggests anything but darkness and despair. Her apartment is smaller than mine but much better kept and massively better smelling. She leads me to her room, apologizing for the mess, or as she calls it, “the abattoir that is my life.” That’s a direct quote, by the way.

Her room is just how I imagined it: covered in posters of bands and horror movies, filled with black candles, dripping with teenage pain. Her bed has a black veil around it, making it look like one big funeral shroud. All around the room are blinking Christmas lights in the shape of skulls. Incense burns in the corner. The place smells like a church. Clothes are strewn around the floor; the only white garments are socks.

I’ve never really gotten the whole Goth thing. Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always sort of felt that one’s dark side is just that: the part of themselves that they keep hidden for a reason. So the idea of purposefully reveling in the things that make you dismal and frightening just seems counterproductive to me, even a little ridiculous. I mean, people should be focused on making themselves better human beings, right? Renée seems different about it, though. She cracks jokes about herself and the gloom-and-doom motif, almost adoring the silliness of the entire Goth lifestyle. It’s as though the aesthetic is what drives her, not the feelings of inner pain. Which makes her sort of a poser, I guess. But I’d rather have a happy-go-lucky Goth wannabe than a kid stewing in some inner agony that doesn’t actually exist.

In the center of the room sits a Scrabble board with a cat on one side, licking its paw and dragging it across its head.

“That’s Dupin.”

“I guessed.” Glancing down at the board, I notice a “MEOW,” a “ROWR,” one “HISS,” and a “HACK” in a row. The cat is staring with an intent expression, and for a second I wonder if it actually was playing.

I look down at the words closest to me on the board. “TURN AROUND.”

I do that, and there she is, standing about two inches away from me. Her breasts are actually just touching my chest.

“You’re not a very social animal, are you?” she says slowly.

I shake my head. I can barely breathe, much less speak.

She cocks hers to one side. “Why? You’re cute enough. You seem nice.”

“I’m not as cute and nice as you think,” I manage, trying not to sound too melodramatic. “I’m a bit of a bastard, when it comes down to it. Kind of a loser.”

“Really? Then why haven’t I seen this bastard? Where does he live? What’s he into?”

“Why are you asking me these questions?”

“Because you puzzle me,” she murmurs. “You’re very puzzling.”

“You’ve only known me for, like, a day. Of course I’m puzzling; who wouldn’t be?”

She puts her index fingers by the sides of her head and twirls them, the international symbol for loco en la cabeza. “But I am the Hierophant, remember?”

I shake my head again and wave her fingers away. “What does that mean, anyway? What’s a Hierophant?”

“One of the Major Arcana-”

“No, no, I get that,” I interrupt with a sigh, “but what is it?”

By this time, I’m aware of the fact that we’re leaning incredibly close to each other. I’m staring into her eyes, can feel her breath on my lips. She smells a little like chocolate.

“The interpreter of inner secrets and arcane knowledge,” she whispers.

My voice begins to quaver. “And so you’re thinking,” I say softly, turning my head just a little to the side, “that you can interpret me.”

Time slows and reality fades, and-

Whoosh, she’s gone before I can say another word. There’s some masterful darting and leaping around the room, until she’s back in her place opposite Dupin and cleaning off the board. Dupin takes the cue that the game is over and hops up onto her bed, circling his place twice, and then hitting the sheets with an audible thud. “Come!” calls Renée. “Let us Scrabble!”

As I sit there trying to figure out a word with both a Q and an X in it, I jump right into what’s been on my mind since I left the house. “Thanks for the comic book.”

She keeps her eyes on the board. “Hmm?”

“The comic book,” I say. “I really enjoyed it.”

“Everyone likes Spider-Man. He’s cool.”

“Yeah, well, I like Venom more.”

“So do I.”

I stare hard at her. “Yeah, but I think we like him for different reasons.”