"Brains!" screamed one of the undead. "Crazy-woman brains!"
Theo fell on top of Dale's rekilled body, then spun around to see what was happening.
"Hi, honey," Molly said. She stood on the roof of the Range Rover, grinning, wearing a leather jacket, sweatpants, and her red Converse All Stars, holding the ancient Japanese sword in Hasso No Kamae before her, the blade gleaming orange in the light from the burning church. There was a dark swath across the blade where it had hewn the head of the zombie Santa. Theo had never been a religious man, but he thought in that instant that this must be what it was like to look on the face of an avenging angel.
The zombies who had been holding Theo reached for Molly's legs, and in a single motion she stepped back and brought the sword around in a low arc that sent a rain of severed hands flying into the mud. The undead wailed around her, and tried to claw their way onto the SUV with their stumps. Bess Leander tried to replicate the move she had used on Theo, stepping up the hood behind Molly and diving across the roof of the Range Rover. Molly spun and sidestepped, making a low swing with her sword that would have not looked out of place on a golf course. Bess's head rolled off the top of the Land Rover into Theo's lap. He pushed it aside and got to his feet.
"Honey, you might want to go let everyone out of the chapel before they burn up," said Molly. "I'm not sure you want to watch this."
" 'Kay," said Theo.
The undead had left their stations at the front and back doors of the chapel, where they had been waiting to ambush the escaping partyers, and charged Molly. Three fell headless while Molly stood on the Land Rover, but as they surrounded her, she ran and leaped over the heads of the mob, landing behind them.
Theo ran for the front doors of the chapel, his vision blurred from the rain and the blood running into his eyes from the bite wound on his head. He looked back for a second and saw Molly sailing over the top of her attackers.
He nearly ran into two great pine logs that had been braced against the chapel doors. He looked back a second and caught a glimpse of Molly mowing down two more zombies, one split down the middle from the crown of his head to his sternum, then he turned and tried to get his back under one of the logs.
"Theo, is that you?" Gabe Fenton had his face pressed in an inch-wide gap between the doors.
"Yeah. There are logs against the doors," Theo said. "I'm going to try to move them."
Theo took three deep breaths and lifted for all he was worth, feeling as if veins would explode in his temples. The wound on his head throbbed with every heartbeat.
But the tree trunk moved a couple of inches. He could do this.
"Is it working?" yelled Gabe.
"Yeah, yeah," said Theo. "Give me a second."
"It's filling up with smoke in here, Theo."
"Right." Theo strained again and the log moved another two inches to the right. Another foot and they'd be able to get the door open.
"Hurry, Theo," said Jenny Masterson. "It's — " She went into a coughing fit and couldn't finish what she was saying. Theo could hear everyone coughing inside. Wails of rage and pain were coming from the side of the chapel where Molly was fighting. She must be okay, they were still yelling about eating her brain.
Another lift, another two inches. Gray smoke was streaming out the crack between the doors. Theo fell to his knees with the effort and almost passed out. He shook himself back into consciousness, and as he prepared to put his back into another effort, hoping it wouldn't be his last, he noticed that the screaming had stopped at the side of the chapel. Rain, wind, the coughing of the trapped, and the crackle of the fire. That was all he heard.
"Oh my God. Molly!" he screamed.
A hand on his cheek, a voice at his ear. "Hey, sailor, need a little hand getting your church door open, if you know what I mean?"
Sirens sounded in the distance. Someone had seen the burning chapel through the storm and had somehow gotten through to the volunteer fire department. The Lonesome Christmas survivors were gathered in the middle of the parking lot, illuminated by headlights. The heat from the fire had driven them nearly seventy-five yards to the street.
Even this far away, Theo could feel the heat on his cheek from the fire as Lena Marquez bandaged his head. Others sat in the open hatchbacks of SUVs, trying to catch their breath after being exposed to the smoke, drinking bottled water or just lying there dazed.
Around the burning chapel the wet pine forest steamed, a great white cloud rising into the sky. Down the left side of the chapel: carnage — a rekilling ground of the undead, where Molly had hacked them into submission, even chasing down the last few in the woods and decapitating them after she and Theo had let the partyers out of the chapel.
Molly sat beside Theo, under the open hatchback of someone's Expedition.
"How did you know?" he asked. "How could you possibly have known?"
"The bat told me," Molly said.
"You mean he showed up and you said, 'What's wrong, boy, is Timmy trapped down a well? and he barked to tell you that's what was wrong? Like that?"
"No," Molly said. "It was like, 'Your husband and a bunch of other people have barricaded themselves in the chapel against a horde of brain-eating zombies and you need to go save them. Like that. He has some kind of accent. Sounds Spanish."
"I for one am glad that you went off your meds," said Tucker Case, who was standing next to Lena as she bandaged Theo's head. "A few hallucinations are a small price to pay, if you ask me."
Molly held up her hand for him to be quiet. She stood and brushed the pilot aside, looking back toward the burning church. A tall dark figure in a long coat was coming toward them through the killing field.
"Oh no," said Theo. "Everyone get in the cars and lock them."
"No," Molly said, dismissing Theo's instructions with a distracted backward wave. "We're okay." She met the angel in the middle of the parking lot.
"Merry Christmas," said the angel.
"Yeah, you, too," said Molly.
"Have you seen the child? Joshua?" asked Raziel.
"There's a kid over there with the others," said Molly. "That's probably him."
"Take me to him."
"That's him," Theo said. "That's the robot guy."
"Shhhhhh," Molly shushed.
Raziel walked to where Emily Barker was holding her son, Joshua, sitting on the back of Molly's Honda.
"Mom," wailed Joshua. He hid his face in his mother's chest.
But Emily was still stunned by witnessing her mate's death, and she didn't react at all except to hold the boy tighter.
Raziel put his hand on the boy's head. "Fear not," he said. "For I bring you tidings of great joy. Behold, your Christmas wish has been granted." The angel waved toward the fire and the carnage and the exhausted and terrified survivors as if he were a game-show hostess presenting a washer/dryer set. "Not what I would have wished for," the angel said, "but I am but a lowly messenger."
Josh rolled in his mother's arms and faced the angel. "I didn't ask for this. This isn't what I wished for."
"Sure it is," said Raziel. "You wished that the Santa you saw killed be brought back to life."
"No, I didn't."
"That's what you said. You said you wanted him brought back to life."
"That's not what I meant," said Joshua. "I'm a kid. I don't always get stuff right."
"I'll vouch for that," said Tucker Case, stepping up behind the angel. "He is a kid, and he is wrong most of the time."
"We still should cut your head off," said Josh.
"See," said Tuck. "Always wrong."
"Well, if you didn't mean you wanted him brought back to life, what did you mean?" asked Raziel.