By necessity there was more research involved in the writing of this book than in any other Ive written before. Which is not to say Im not a lazy bastard who happily made up a great deal of BS that flies in the face of many of the true facts as related to me by people who are experts in their fields. For instance, while the profession of trauma cleaning may not be well regulated, and competition may be intense, the range of warfare described herein is not at all factual. All errors and liberties are mine, and should not reflect in any way on the people who helped me.

Many details about the operations and history of the Port of Long Beach were shared with me by Art Wong, that ports assistant director of communications and public information officer. A man whose enthusiasm for his place of work is truly infectious.

Such workings as could be revealed about customs and border protection and security at the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach were illuminated by CBP press officer Michael Fleming and his associates.

Above all I am indebted to Mike and Carol Nicholson, owner-operators of Clean Scene Services, Inc. Trauma cleaners of Los Angeles. Their warmth and honesty as they talked to me at length about the often gruesome, and just as often blackly hilarious, nitty gritty of their work was without stint. Companionate human beings, and experts in their field, they share only the best possible traits with the fictional characters in this book. They are the only people I could imagine anyone wanting to have show up at the door should life take a sudden and violent U-turn.

Im not sure where one should expect to find the bereaved daughter of a wealthy Malibu suicide in need of a trauma cleaner long after midnight, but safe to say a trucker motel down the 405 industrial corridor in Carson was not on my list of likely locales.

– Ouch. That looks painful.

I touched the bandage on my forehead.

– And if thats what it feels like to look at it, imagine how it feels to actually have it happen to you.

The half of her face that I could see in the chained gap at the edge of the door nodded.

– Yeah, Id imagine that sucks.

Cars whipped past on the highway across the parking lot, taking full advantage of the few hours in any given Los Angeles county twenty-four-hour period when you might get the needle on the high side of sixty. I watched a couple of them attempting to set a new land speed record.

I looked back at Soledads face, bisected by the door.

– So?

– Uh-huh?

I hefted the plastic carrier full of cleaning supplies Id brought from the van.

– Someone called for maid service?

– Yeah. That was me.

– I know.

She fingered the slack in the door chain, set it swinging back and forth.

– I didnt really think youd come.

– Well, I like to surprise.

She stopped playing with the chain.

– Terrible habit. Dont you know most people dont like surprises?

I looked over at the highway and watched a couple more cars.

– Can I ask a silly question?

– Sure.

I looked back at her.

– What the fuck am I doing here?

She ran a hand through her hair, let it fall back over her forehead.

– You sure you want to do this, Web?

That being the kind of question that tips most people off to a fucked up situation, I could very easily have taken it as my cue to go downstairs, get back in the van and get the hell gone. But its not like I hadnt already been clued in to things being fucked up when she called in the middle of the night and asked me to come to a motel to clean a room. And there I was anyway. So who was I fooling?

Exactly no one.

– Just let me in and show me the problem.

– Think you can fix it, do you?

I shook my head.

– No, probably not. But its cold out here. And I came all this way.

She showed me half her smile, the other half hidden behind the door.

– And youre still clinging to some hope that a girl asking you to come clean something is some kind of booty call code, right?

I rubbed the top of my head. But I didnt say anything. Not feeling like saying no and lying to her so early in our relationship. There would be time for that kind of thing later. Theres always time for lying.

She inhaled, let it out slow.

– OK.

The door closed. I heard the chain unhook. The door opened and I walked in, my feet crunching on something hard.

– This the asshole?

I looked at the young dude standing at the bathroom door with a meticulously crafted fauxhawk. I looked at bleached teeth and handcrafted tan. I looked at the bloodstains on his designer-distressed jeans and his artfully faded reproduction Rolling Stones concert T from a show that took place well before he was conceived. Then I looked at much larger bloodstains on the sheets of the queen-size bed and the flecks of blood spattered on the wall. I looked at the floor to see what Id crushed underfoot, half expecting cockroaches, and found dozens of scattered almonds instead. I listened as the door closed behind me and locked. I watched as Soledad walked toward the bathroom and the dude snagged her by the hand before she could go in.

– I asked, Is this the asshole?

I pointed at myself.

– Honestly, in most circumstances, in any given room on any given day Id say, Yeah, Im the asshole here. But in this particular scenario, and I know we just met and all, but in this room here?

I pointed at him.

– Im more than willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that youre the asshole.

He looked at Soledad.

– So, yeah, hes the asshole then?

She twisted her hand free and went into the bathroom.

– Hes the guy I told you about.

She closed the door behind her.

He looked at me.

– Yeah, youre the asshole alright.

I held up a hand.

– Hey look, if youre gonna insist, I can only accept the title. But seriously, dont sell yourself short. You got the asshole thing locked up if you want it.

He came down the room in a loose strut I imagine had been meticulously assembled from endless repeat viewings of Tom Cruises greatest hits.

– Yeah, I can tell by the way youre talking. Youre the one fucked with her today. Made jokes about her dad killing himself. Youre the asshole alright.

The toilet flushed, Soledad yelled over it.

– He didnt make jokes!

The dude looked at the closed door.

– You said he made jokes.

He looked at me.

– Asshole. Fucking go in someones home, theres been a tragedy, go in and try to make money off that. Fucking vulture. Fucking ghoul. Who does that, who comes up with that for a job? That your dream job, man? Cleaning up dead people? Other kids were hoping to grow up to be movie stars and you were having fantasies about scooping peoples guts off the floor?

I shifted, crushing a few more almonds.

– Truth is, mostly I had fantasies about doing your mom.

He slipped a lozenge of perforated steel from his back pocket, flicked his wrist and thumb in an elaborate show of coordination, and displayed the open butterfly knife resting on his palm.

– Say what, asshole?

Say nothing, actually. Except say that maybe he was right and I was the asshole in the room. Certainly being an asshole was how I came to be there in the first place.