Arthur Chess said, “Swift was one of the greatest thinkers of all time- his take on immortality is near biblical in its acuity.” The pathologist went on to describe a visit to Swift’s grave in Dublin, then segued to the pleasures of the reading rooms at the libraries of Trinity College.

Edgar Marquis said the Irish were finally getting it right: giving up on potatoes and embracing technology. “Unlike… other nationalities, they know how to cook, too.”

Norbert Levy spoke of a fabulous meal at a family-run restaurant in Dublin Harbor. Perfectly grilled black sole- the Irish would never deign to call it Dover sole because they hate the English. The husband the chef, the wife the sommelier.

Harrison Maynard said, “What do the kids do, bake?”

“Doctors and lawyers,” said Levy.

“Pity.”

Tina Balleron turned to Jeremy. “How’s your fish, dear?”

“Wonderful.”

“I’m so glad.”

The second course was a warm salad of pigeon breast and porcini mushrooms over field greens lubricated by a pancetta-laced dressing. Another white wine was poured- deeper in color, woody and dry and fine, and Jeremy swallowed it with joy and worried giddily if he’d pass out.

But he remained alert; his system seemed to be absorbing the alcohol better. The beautiful room was clearer, brighter, his taste buds were electric in anticipation of each new mouthful, and his companions’ voices were as soothing as poultice.

Arthur spoke of butterflies in Australia.

Edgar Marquis opined that Australia was the States in the fifties and New Zealand was England in the forties. “Three million people, sixty million sheep. And they don’t let reptiles in.”

Harrison Maynard described a spot in New Zealand where one could peer down on the Tasman Sea and the South Pacific simultaneously. “It’s the ultimate contrast. The Tasman roils constantly, the South Pacific’s glass. I found a crag where the gannet birds mate. Golden-headed, gull-like creatures. They’re monogamous. The mate dies, they go into seclusion. The crag reeked of frustration.”

Jeremy said, “Not too adaptive.”

Five pairs of eyes aimed at him.

“Reproduction-wise,” he said. “Is there a population control issue?”

“Good question,” said Maynard. “I just assumed they were moral little buggers.”

“It is a good question,” said Arthur.

Tina Balleron said, “It should be looked into.”

The third course was a pale pink sorbet of a flavor Jeremy couldn’t identify, accompanied by ice water.

As if sensing his curiosity, Norbert Levy informed him, “Blood orange and pomelo. The latter’s a cousin to the grapefruit. We seem to be in a citrus thing, here.”

“Larger than a grapefruit, no?” said Edgar Marquis. “I believe in Mexico they sell them at village markets.”

“Huge, misshapen things,” Levy agreed. To Jeremy: “Sweeter than grapefruit but unsuitable for commercial production because of a very low pulp-to-rind ratio.”

Harrison Maynard said, “Expediency trumps virtue.”

“Yet, again,” said Tina Balleron.

Arthur said, “How true.” He touched his bow tie.

Everyone stared at their food.

Silence.

As if all the energy had been sucked from the room. Jeremy turned to Arthur for clarification. The pathologist offered a long, searching glance in response. A sad glance.

“Well, then,” said Jeremy, “perhaps one should concentrate on virtue.”

The silence stretched. Crushing silence.

Arthur lowered his head, plunged his spoon into his sorbet.

Jeremy wasn’t sure when it happened- sometime during the meat course.

Three meats, arranged like corporeal jewelry, along with braised root vegetables and haricots verte and toasted spinach, complemented by a velvety Burgundy.

Jeremy, once a hearty eater, but of late poorly inclined toward pleasure, had his plate filled with a medallion of rare beef, slices of goose breast, veal loin wrapped around a foie gras nugget. Laurent distributed the flesh while Genevieve doled out the greens.

All of which fit handily on his plate. Jeremy noticed for the first time that the dinnerware was oversize- closer to platters than chargers.

Soft violin music streamed down from the ceiling. Had it been playing all along? Jeremy searched for the speakers and spotted eight of them, positioned around the room, nearly camouflaged by plasterwork.

A room put together with care. And big money.

The old people ate with continued alacrity. Edgar Marquis said, “Genevieve, be a dear and bring me the goose leg.”

The woman left the room and returned shortly with a daunting cudgel of meat. Marquis lifted the leg with both hands, attacked at the top, and proceeded to gnaw his way down the limb. Jeremy tried not to stare- no one else seemed to consider the behavior unusual. Marquis made slow but steady progress, seemed no less shrunken for the accomplishment.

Jeremy recalled something he’d never really been conscious of knowing: a joke some distant relative had tossed his way during a family gathering. Back when he’d been part of a family. Somewhat. How old had he been? Not much more than a toddler.

Where do you put it, kid? Got a hollow leg?

Who’d said it? An uncle? A cousin? Had he really been a ravenous child? What had happened to his appetites? Where had his life gone?

Next to him, Tina Balleron fanned her napkin and dabbed daintily at her lips. Across the table, Arthur Chess chewed away like a stud horse.

Norbert Levy said, “Yum.”

Jeremy faced the food. Dug in.

It wasn’t Arthur who brought it up, of that Jeremy was nearly certain. Nearly, because red wine and protein overload had pushed him to the brink of stupor.

Who had it been… Maynard? Or possibly Levy.

Someone had raised the topic of criminal violence.

Ah, thought Jeremy. The punch line, this is why they’ve brought me here.

But no one consulted him. Not in the least. They talked among themselves, as if he weren’t there.

Might as well seat me at the kids’ table.

He decided to withdraw into his own mental space. But the old people’s voices were hard to ignore.

Harrison Maynard was saying, “Punditry is nothing but fatuous prigs reciting the same nonsense so many times they come to believe it. Poverty causes crime. Hah.” He placed his knife down. “I won’t bore you with yet another sad reminiscence of my wretched, racism-blighted, brutally segregated youth, but suffice it to say that no matter where you grow up it becomes apparent, early, who the bad guys are, and that’s a color-blind phenomenon. Villains stand out like boils on a supermodel.”

Tina Balleron made an index-finger gun and pointed it at no one in particular.

“Pardon, dear?” said Maynard.

“Bad guys and good guys, Harry. Very macho, it’s rather… Louis L’Amour.”

“Great writer,” said Maynard. “Great human being. Do you quibble with the concept?”

“I was a judge, darling. Bad guys were my stock-in-trade. It’s the alleged good guys I’m not sure of.”

Edgar Marquis said, “I encountered a good deal of evil in the corridors of foreign service. Lying for fun and profit, if you will- at times venality seemed to be the department’s primary product. The profession attracts rapscallions.”

Maynard said, “Ah, the things they don’t tell you in diplomat school.”

“Oh, yes,” said Marquis. Mournfully, as if it really troubled him.

“Don’t fret, Edgar, the same goes for academia,” said Norbert Levy. “I coped by ignoring the fools and concentrating on my work. I suppose your work didn’t afford you that privilege, Eddie. The collaborative nature and all that. How did you stand it?”

“For years I didn’t, lad. My Washington days were a torment. I finally figured out the key was to avoid what passed for civilization. I was offered a position in England- the Court of Saint James, as it were. Assistant to the harlot who’d been appointed ambassador. I couldn’t imagine anything more repugnant than that particular amalgam of double talk and peerage. I turned the job down, doomed my future, sought out remote outposts where I could be useful without succumbing to the culture of cravenness.”