Janet Simon gave me frozen eyes. Ellen Lang watched the floor. I cleared my throat. "Someone was looking for something and someone knew where someone else might want to hide it," I said. "This was professional. Mort didn't do this. You're going to need the police." Stating the obvious is something I do well.
Ellen Lang said, "No." Softly.
Janet Simon crushed out her cigarette and said, "Yes." Firmly.
I took a deep breath and smiled sweetly. "I'm going to check around outside," I said.
It was either that, or hit them with a chair.
Chapter 5
I went out to the Corvette and got the big five-cell I keep in the trunk. I looked for jimmy marks on the front door lock stile and the doorjamb, but didn't find any. Three bay windows at the front of the house overlooked a flower bed with azaleas and snapdragons. The windows weren't jimmied and the flowers weren't trampled. I walked around the north side of the house and there were four more windows, two and a space and then two more, each still locked on the inside. I let myself through a wooden gate and walked the back of the house past a little beaded bathroom window to the pool. No openings punched in the wall, no sliding door off its track, no circular holes cut into glass. No one slugged me with a ball peen hammer and disappeared into the night.
I stopped by the pool and listened. Motor sounds from the freeway to the south. Water gurgling through pipes to the little bathroom. Somewhere a radio going, Tina Turner coughing out What's Love Got to Do With It?. Through the glass doors, I could see Ellen and Janet in the living room, Ellen with her arms squeezed across her chest, Janet making an explanatory gesture with her cigarette, Ellen shaking her head, Janet looking disgusted. I thought of great teams from the past: Burns and Allen, Bergen and McCarthy, Heckle and Jeckle. I took a deep breath, smelled jasmine, and kept going.
On the south side of the house it was the same thing. No footprints beneath the windows. No jimmy marks. No sign of forced entry. That meant a key or a lock pick. Maybe Mort had hired somebody to go in there and given them his key. But if so, what could he have wanted? Stock certificates? Negotiable bonds? Nudie shots he was scared Ellen would show their friends?
I went back out to the front just as a black and white pulled up. They pegged me with their spotlight and told me not to move.
"Should I grab sky?" I said.
The same voice came back, "Just stand there, shithead." Service with a smile.
One of the cops came forward with his hand on his gun. The other stayed behind the light. You can never see what they're doing behind those lights, which is why they stay there. The cop who came out was about my height but thicker in the butt and legs. It didn't detract from his presence. His name tag read SIMMS.
I spread my arms, careful not to point the five-cell in their direction. "White pants and jacket. The latest in cat burglar apparel."
Simms said, "Little man, I've cuffed'm that went out in red tights. Let's see some ID."
"I'm Cole. I work for the owner. Private investigator. There's a Dan Wesson.38 under my left arm."
He said okay, told me he was going to reach under and take the gun, then did it. "Now the paper," he said.
I produced the PI license and the license to carry, and watched him read them. "Elvis. This some kind of bullshit or what?"
"After my mother."
He looked at me the way cops look at you when they're thinking about trying you out, then gave me the benefit of the doubt. "Guess you take some riding about that."
"My brother Edna had it worse."
He thought about it again, figured I wasn't worth the paperwork and handed back the gun. "Okay. We got a B &E call." The other cop came around and joined us but left the spotlight on. I clicked off the five-cell.
"They're inside," I said. "The client's name is Ellen Lang. She owns the place. She came home and found it busted up. Another woman is with her. I checked the windows and the doors but it looks okay."
The new cop said, "You don't mind if we see for ourselves, do you?"
I said, "This guy is good, Simms. He's a comer."
Simms put his hand on my arm and pointed me toward the house. "Come on, let's you and me go see the ladies. Eddie, take a walk around."
When we got into the living room I said, "Look what the cat dragged in."
Ellen Lang said, "Oh, Lord," and sat down as the two girls walked in. The oldest was fourteen, the youngest maybe eleven. The older one was tall and gawky and had a couple of major league pimples forming up on her forehead. The younger one was slender and dark and looked a little bit like Ellen. They were carrying pink and white overnighters. The oldest had a pissed-off look on her face. "We're packed," she said. She ignored me and the cop.
"Oh, honey, that's not warm enough. Get a sweater."
The younger one stared at Simms, then at me. "Is he the detective?"
"Wanna see my sap?" I said.
Ellen Lang took off her glasses, rubbed at her eyes, put her glasses back on, and said, "Please, Mr. Cole."
The younger one said, "What's a sap?"
Simms ignored all that. "This place looks like hell."
The older one said, "It's not the arctic, Mother. We're only going to Janet's." Her face reeked of disapproval. Teenage girls reek of disapproval better than anyone I know.
"Oh, honey, please," Ellen Lang said. It wasn't nice to hear. It's never nice to hear an adult whine to a child. The older one closed her eyes, sighed dramatically, and said, "Come on." They went back down the hall and disappeared.
Simms said, "I'm Officer Simms. There's another officer outside checking the yard. What we're going to do is look around, then sit down with you and talk about it, okay?" He had a good style. Relaxed and easy.
Ellen Lang's "Yes" was very soft.
Eddie tapped at the glass doors that led off the dining room out to the pool and Simms went over. They mumbled together, then Simms said, "Poolhouse is inside out. I'll be right back," and went out to see. The jasmine floated in the open door.
I said, "You want the cops in on this or not? They're in now and it's smarter if they stay in."
She shook her head without looking at me.
Janet Simon said, "Oh, for God's sake, Ellen," for maybe the 400th time, and took a seat on the hearth.
I said, "It is my professional opinion that you allow the police to investigate. I checked Kimberly Marsh's apartment this afternoon. It looks like she went away for a few days. If she did, there's a good chance she went somewhere with Mort. If Mort's out of town, then he couldn't have done this. That means you had a stranger in your house. Even if Mort hired somebody, that's over the line and the cops should know."
Janet Simon said, "Wow. You work fast."
Ellen Lang went white when I mentioned Kimberly Marsh.
She tried to swallow, looked like she had a little trouble, then stood up and said, "I won't have the police after my husband. I won't do that to him. I don't want the police here. I don't want ABPs. I don't want Mort in any trouble."
"APB," I said. "All Points Bulletin. That went out with Al Capone."
"I don't want that, either."
My head throbbed. The muscles along my neck were tight. Pretty soon I'd have knots in the trapezius muscles and sour stomach. "Listen," I said. "It wasn't Mort."
Ellen Lang started to cry. No whimpering, no trembling chin. Just water spilling out her eyes. "Please do something," she said. She made no move to hide her face.
The cops came back and glanced into the kitchen. Eddie mumbled some more to Simms and headed out to the radio car. Simms stayed with us. "We're gonna get the detectives in on this," he said.