One of the reasons I wasn't sorry to quit my law degree was that after two years, I began to realize I'd stand all the way from Manchester to London rather than sit next to a lawyer on a train. There are, of course, notable exceptions, lovely people upon whose competence and honesty I'd stake my life. Unfortunately, Martin Cheetham wasn't one of them. For a start, I couldn't see how anyone could run an efficient practice when their paperwork was stacked chaotically everywhere. On the floor, on the desk, on the filing cabinets, even on top of the computer monitor. For all I could tell, there could be clients lurking underneath there somewhere. He waved me to one of the two surfaces in the room that wasn't stacked with bumf. I sat on the uncomfortable office chair, while he headed for the other, a luxurious black leather all-singing, all-dancing swivel recliner. I suppose that since most conveyancing specialists see very little of their clients he didn't place a high priority on their comfort. He obviously wasn't a fan of the cathedral either, since his chair faced into the room.
While he took his time with Alexis's letter, I took the chance to study him. He was around 5' 8", slim without being skinny. He was in shirt sleeves, the jacket of a chain-store suit on a hanger suspended from the side of a filing cabinet. He had dark, almost black hair, cut short but stylish, and soulful, liquid dark eyes. He had that skin that looks sallow and unhealthy if it goes without sun for more than a month or so, though right now he looked in the peak of health. He obviously lived on his nerves, for his neat, small feet and hands were twitching and tapping as he read the letter of authority. Eventually, he steepled his fingers and gave me a cautious smile. 'I'm not exactly sure how you think I can help, Miss Brannigan,” he said.
'I am,' I told him. 'What I have to do in the first instance is to track down T.R. Harris, the builder. Now, it was through you that Miss Lee and Miss Appleby heard this land was available. So, I think you must know something about Mr. T.R. Harris. Also, I figure you must have an address for him since you handled the matter for Miss Lee and Miss Appleby and presumably had some correspondence with him.'
Cheetham's smile flickered again. 'I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I know very little about Mr. Harris. I knew about the land because I saw it advertised in one of the local papers. And before you ask, I'm sorry, I can't remember which one. I see several every week and I don't keep back numbers.' It looked like they were the only bits of pulped tree he didn't keep. 'I have a client who is looking for something similar,' he continued, “but when I made further inquiries, I realized this particular area was too large for him. I happened to mention it to Miss Lee's colleague, and matters proceeded from there.'
'So you'd never met Harris before?'
'I've never met Mr. Harris at all,' he corrected me. 'I communicated with his solicitor, a Mr. Graves.' He got up and chose a pile of papers, seemingly at random. He riffled through them and extracted a bundle fastened with a paper clip. He dumped them in front of me, covering the body text of the letter with a blank sheet. That's Mr. Graves' address and phone number.'
I took out my pad and noted the details on the letterhead. 'Had you actually exchanged contracts, then?'
Cheetham's eyes shifted away from mine. 'Yes. That's when the deposits were handed over, of course.'
'And you were quite convinced that everything was above board?'
He grabbed the papers back and headed for the haven behind his desk. 'Of course. I mean, I wouldn't have proceeded unless I had been. What are you getting at, exactly, Miss Brannigan?' His left leg was jittering like a jelly on a spindlier.
I wasn't entirely sure. But the feeling that Martin Cheetham wasn't to be trusted was growing stronger by the minute. Maybe he was up to something, maybe he was just terrified I was going to make him look negligent, or maybe he just had the misfortune to be born looking shifty. 'And you've no idea where I can find Mr. Harris?' I asked.
He shook his head and said, 'Absolutely not. No idea whatsoever.'
'I'm a bit surprised,' I said. 'I'd have thought that his address would have appeared on the contracts.'
Cheetham's fingers drummed that neat little riff from the '1812 Overture' on the bundle of papers. 'Of course, of course, how stupid of me, I didn't even think of that,' he gabbled. Again, he flicked through his papers. I waited patiently, saying nothing. 'I'm sorry, this shocking business has really unsettled me. Here we are. How foolish of me. T.R. Harris, 134 Bolton High Road, Ramsbottom.'
I wrote it down, then got to my feet. I didn't feel like someone who's had a full and frank exchange of views, but I could see I wasn't going to get any further with Cheetham unless I had specific questions. And at least I could go for Harris and his solicitor now.
I took a short cut down the back stairs, a rickety wooden flight that always makes me feel like I've stepped into a timewarp. My spirits descended as I did. I still had some conservatories to check out south-west of the city, and I was about as keen on that idea as I was on fronting up T.R. Harris's brief. But at least I was getting paid for that. The thought lifted my spirits slightly, but not as much as the hunk I clapped eyes on as I yanked open the street door. He was jumping out of a Transit van that he'd abandoned on the double yellows, and he was gorgeous. He wore tight jeans and a white t-shirt – on a freezing October day, for God's sake! – stained with plaster and brick dust. He had that solid, muscular build that gives me ideas that nice feminists aren't supposed to even know about, never mind entertain. His hair was light brown and wavy, like Richard Gere's used to be before he found Buddha. His eyes were dark and glittery, his nose straight, his mouth firm. He looked slightly dangerous, as if he didn't give a shit.
He sure as hell didn't give a shit about me, for he looked straight through me as he slammed the van door shut and headed past me into the Corn Exchange. Probably going to terrify someone daft enough not to have paid his bill. He had that determined air of a man in pursuit of what's owed to him. Ah well, you lose some and you lose some. I checked out the van and made a mental note. Renew-Vations, with a Stockport phone number. You never know when you're going to need a wall built. Say across a conservatory…
6
I stopped by the house to pick up my sports bag. I figured if I was on that side of town anyway, I might as well stop in at the Thai boxing gym and see if there was anyone around to share a quick work-out. It would be better for me than lunch, and besides, after the breakfast I'd had, I needed to do something that would make me feel good about my body. Alexis was long gone, and Richard appeared to have returned to his own home. There was a message on the answering machine from Shelley, so I called in. Sometimes she really winds me up. I mean, I was going to check in anyway, but she'd managed to get her message in first and make me feel like some schoolkid dogging it.
'Mortensen and Brannigan, how may I help you?' she greeted me in the worst mid-Atlantic style. That wasn't my idea, I swear. I don't think it was Bill's either.
'Brannigan, how may I help you?' I said.
'Hi, Kate. Where are you?'
'I'm passing through my living room between tasks,' I replied. 'What’s the problem?'
'Brian Chalmers of PharmAce called. He says he needs to talk to you. Asap, not lad.' M amp; B code for 'As soon as possible, not life and death'.
'Right. I have to go over to Urmston anyway, so I'll come back via Trafford Park and see him. Can you fix up for me to see him around two? I'll call in for an exact time.'