Chuck skimmed tracts. Chuck flew low. Chuck steered with his knees.
He had a master's degree. He read comic books. He blew JFK's brains out. He lived with his parents. He stuck to his room. He built model planes and sniffed glue.
Chuck skimmed tracts. His lips moved. Pete caught the gist: The KKK klarifies a kontroversy. White men have the biggest dicks!
Pete laughed. Chuck dipped over Lake Lugert. Pete tossed Jack Z. in the drink.
22
(Las Vegas, 1/4/64)
The Summit. The penthouse at the Dunes-one big table.
Decanters. Siphons. Candy and fruit. No cigars-Moe Dalitz was allergic.
Littell swept for bugs first. The Boys watched TV. Morning cartoons-Yogi Bear and Webster Webfoot.
The Boys took sides. Sam and Moe liked Yogi. Johnny R. liked the duck. Carlos liked Yogi's dumb pal.
Santo T. snoozed-fuck this kiddie shit.
No bugs-let's proceed.
Littell chaired the meet. The Boys dressed down-golf shirts and Bermuda shorts.
Carlos sipped brandy. "Here's the opening pitch. Hughes is non compos mental, and he thinks he's got Ward in his pocket. We sell him the hotels and make him keep our inside people. They step up the skim. He don't suspect anything, 'cause we show him some low profit figures before he buys."
Littell shook his head. "His negotiators will audit every tax return filed for every hotel, going back ten years. If you refuse to submit them, they'll try to subpoena them or bribe the right people for copies. And you can't submit doctored returns with low figures, because it will bring down your initial asking prices."
Sam said, "So?"
Littell sipped club soda. "We need the highest possible set purchase prices, with the buyout money dispersed over eighteen months. Our long-term goal is to establish the appearance of legitimately invested money, diverted into legitimate businesses and laundered within them. My plan is-"
Carlos cut in. "The plan-get to it, and lay it out in words we can understand."
Littell smiled. "We have the buyout and skim money. We purchase legitimate businesses with it. The businesses belong to recipients of pensionfund loans. They are the most specifically profitable and cosmetically noncriminal businesses that originated with loans from the 'real' books. Thus, the origin of the money is obscured. Thus, the recipients are prone to extortion and will not protest the forced buyouts. The recipients will continue to run their businesses. Our people will oversee the operations and divert the profits. We funnel the money into foreign hotel-casinos. By 'foreign' I mean Latin-American. By Latin-American I mean countries under military or strongly rightist rule. The casino profits will leave said countries untaxed. They will go into Swiss bank accounts and accrue interest. The ultimate cash withdrawals will be absolutely untraceable."
Carlos smiled. Santo clapped. Johnny said, "It's like Cuba."
Moe said, "It's ten Cubas."
Sam said, "Why stop there?"
Littell grabbed an apple. "For now, it's all long-range and theoretical. We're waiting for Mr. Hughes to dump his TWA stock and secure his seed money."
Santo said, "We're talking about years."
Sam said, "We're talking about patience."
Johnny said, "It's a virtue. I read that somewhere."
Moe said, "We watch the climate south of the border. We find ourselves a dozen Batistas."
Sam said, "Show me a spic you can't bribe."
Santo said, "All they want is a white uniform with gold epaulets."
Sam said, "They're like niggers that way."
Johnny said, "They don't tolerate Commies. You got to give them that."
Carlos grabbed some grapes. "I've got the books stashed. You have to figure that Jimmy'll fall for that jury-tampering thing."
Littell nodded. "That and his other indictments."
Sam winked. "You stole the books, Ward. Now tell us you didn't copy them over."
Johnny laughed. Moe laughed. Santo roared.
Littell smiled. "We should think about the inside people. Mr. Hughes will want to hire Mormons."
Sam cracked his knuckles. "I don't like Mormons. They hate Italians."
Carlos sipped X.O. "Do you blame them?"
Santo said, "Nevada's a Mormon state. It's like New York for the Italians."
Moe said, "You mean the Jews."
Johnny laughed. "It's a serious issue. Hughes will want to pick his own people."
Sam coughed. "We can't back down on that. We've got to keep our people inside."
Littell pared his apple. "We should find our own Mormons. I'll be talking to a man soon. He runs the Kitchen Union."
Moe said, "Wayne Tedrow Senior."
Sam said, "He hates Italians."
Moe said, "He's not wild about Jews."
Santo peeled a cigar. "To me this is bullshit. I want made guys inside."
Johnny said, "I agree."
Moe grabbed the cigar. "Are you trying to kill me?"
Carlos peeled a Mars Bar. "Let's table this for now, all right? We're talking about years down the road."
Littell said, "I agree. Mr. Hughes won't have his money for some time."
Sam peeled a banana. "It's your show, Ward. I know you got more to say."
Littell said, "Four things, actually. Two major, two minor."
Moe rolled his eyes. "So, tell us. Jesus, you have to coax this guy."
Littell smiled. "One, Jimmy knows what Jimmy knows, and Jimmy's volatile. I'm going to do my best to keep him out of jail until we've started to implement our plans for the books."
Carlos smiled. "If Jimmy knew you stole the books, he'd implement you."
Littell rubbed his eyes. "I returned them. Let's leave it at that."
Sam said, "We forgive you."
Johnny said, "You're alive, aren't you?"
Littell coughed. "Bobby Kennedy will probably resign. The new AG might have plans for Vegas, and Mr. Hoover might not be able to curtail them. I'll try to do some favors for him, learn what I can and pass it along."
Sam said, "That cocksucker Bobby."
Moe said, "The bad fucking seed."
Santo said, "That cocksucker used us. He put his faggot brother in the White House at our expense. He fucked us like the pharaohs fucked Jesus."
Johnny said, "The Romans, Santo. The pharaohs fucked Joan of Arc."
Santo said, "Fuck Bobby _and_ Joan. They're both faggots."
Moe rolled his eyes. Fuck this goyishe shit.
Littell said, "Mr. Hughes hates Negroes. He wants to keep them out of his hotels, at whatever the cost. I've explained the gentlemen's agreement we've got here, but he wants more."
Santo shrugged. "Everyone hates the shines."
Sam shrugged. "Especially the civil-rights types."
Moe shrugged. "Shvartzes are shvartzes. I don't want Martin Luther King on our doorstep any more than Hughes does, but they'll get their goddamn civil rights sooner or later."
Johnny said, "It's the Reds. They agitate them and get them worked up. You can't reason with an agitated person."
Santo peeled a cigar. "They know they're not wanted. We keep the lowend spooks out and let a few uptown ones in. If King Farouk of the Congo wants to drop a hundred G's at the Sands, I say let him."
Johnny grabbed a peach. "King Farouk's a Mexican."
Santo said, "Good. If he blows all his money, we'll get him a job in the kitchen."
Sam said, "I play golf with Billy Eckstine. He's a wonderful guy."
Johnny said, "He's got white blood."
Moe said, "I play golf with Sammy Davis on a regular basis."
Carlos yawned. Carlos coughed. Carlos cued Littell.
Littell coughed. "Mr. Hughes thinks the local Negroes should be 'sedated.' It's a preposterous idea, but we may be able to turn it to our advantage."
Moe rolled his eyes. "You're the best, Ward. Nobody disputes that. But you tend to beat around the bush."
Littell crossed his legs. "Carlos has tentatively agreed that we should waive our no-narcotics rule and let Pete Bondurant sell to the Negroes here. You all know the precedent. Pete trafficked for Santo's organization in Miami from '60 to '62."