Seeing something over my shoulder, everything about him went rigid. It was astonishing. From sweet concern to whole-body fury in two seconds. “What is she doing?”
Both the doctor and I turned to see what had him in such a twist. We had to—his anger was beyond belief. I saw the same flock of people moving around and talking in the lobby. What -was Floon’s problem? As I was about to turn back to ask what the hell was going on, I caught a glimpse of Susan in her nice blue dress walking toward us.
“Where is her costume? Why isn’t she wearing it?”
“She didn’t want to.”
“Didn’t want to? That’s interesting. Susan didn’t want to wear my dress?” Floon spat this at Dr. Putnam, who winced and looked like she wanted to run far away. Next he gave me the X-ray glare. “I owe you a great deal, Frannie. Without you my life would have been very different. But you’re here and so is your wife. You accepted my invitation. All that I asked in return was that you do a few things for me in the proper spirit. This is not the proper spirit.”
“Good morning.” Susan arrived smiling and it didn’t change when she saw Floon’s flaming look. She wore a nice perfume that lifted me.
“Where is your dress, Susan? Is there a problem with it?”
“No, Caz, I just don’t look good in it. I didn’t think you would mind.”
“I mind very much.”
I’m sorry.
“You can still go put it on. We have time.” “I don’t want to put it on, Caz.” “Sure you do, go ahead. I’ll hold breakfast for you.” “She doesn’t want to put it on, Floon, so why don’t you drop it?”
“Thank you, Frannie.” It was the first time Susan had smiled at me.
“I don’t think I want to wear this either, come to think of it.” I took off the suit jacket and dropped it on the floor. Then I began working the knot of the tie loose.
“What are you doing?”
“Taking off my clothes. Taking off your clothes.” The knot wouldn’t come undone. I tugged harder. When it wouldn’t budge I said screw it and reached down to the belt buckle. I liked the idea of standing naked in front of Caz and his guests. Susan in her taboo blue dress, me in my wrinkled birthday suit.
Floon bellowed “Gus!” and out of nowhere Mr. Gould appeared.
“Can I help?”
“Get them out of here. Out of my sight! I will not let them ruin anything. This is my trip! I’ve planned it for too long.”
“Now Caz—”
Floon shook his head once and walked away. I warbled “Bye!” to his back.
Susan laughed. “Do you think he’ll write a note to my parents?”
Gus didn’t think any of it was funny. “This is not good Susan. You made a really big mistake.”
“I don’t think so. Come on, husband. Looks like we have a free day together in Vienna.”
I picked the jacket up off the floor. “Let’s go for a walk.”
Gus tried to stop us. “Please don’t go. Maybe if I talk to him we can work this out—”
Susan took my hand. “I don’t want to work it out, Gus. I’m not guilty of anything. Dinner tonight is on that boat cruise around the Danube, right? And we can wear what we want? So we’ll meet you down there. I think Frannie and I need some downtime from Floon and this whole trip.” She started us toward the revolving front door.
Dr. Putnam asked, “But Mr. McCabe, I thought you were feeling ill?”
“I’ll survive. The only thing I’m sure of is today I don’t have to worry about dying.”
We walked down a beautiful, wide tree-lined street for a long time without talking. It was a nice day. The trees were in full bloom, and even the many cars passing nearby seemed more quiet than usual when there’s a lot of traffic. Susan had her arm linked in mine. I figured it was best to keep quiet until she spoke.
I kept busy looking for signs of what life would be like thirty (?) years on. Clothes looked more or less the same, although occasionally someone passed wearing an outfit like the costumes kids wore in the futuristic music videos Pauline watched on MTV. Cars were sleek and generally small—I rarely saw a big honker like a Mercedes or a BMW. When enough had passed, I realized they were so quiet because no exhaust was coming out of the tail pipes. There were no tail pipes. Without thinking I said to myself, “Electric.”
“Hmmm?”
“Nothing.”
“Frannie, what did that woman mean when she asked if you were feeling ill?”
A man walked by wearing a black plastic helmet over his entire head. And there didn’t seem to be any place for him to see out the front. But he walked straight ahead and didn’t bump into anything.
“What’s with that guy?”
Susan gave him only the briefest glance. “He’s studying.” “Studying? With a bowling ball on his head?” “Don’t change the subject, Frannie. Aren’t you feeling okay?” Ding-Dong! The whole solution came to me in a flash. I knew exactly how to find out what I needed to know. “Can we sit down a minute?”
Park benches were conveniently placed along the way. We walked to the next one where I sat down slowly and heavily, giving out a midsized groan for added effect. After a few beats I took her hand. “Susan, I have to tell you something. It’s the real reason why what happened this morning—”
“You mean in bed?”
“Yes, that’s part of it. I didn’t want to tell you because, well, because it scares me and I didn’t want it to scare you too. Especially while we were on this trip.”
“What, Frannie, what is it?”
“I can’t remember things anymore. Big things or small things—it’s all the same. All of my head is empty. I think I might have Alzheimer’s disease. I’m scared shitless.”
“So?” Her voice was calm; her face said so what?
“So? Is that all you can say? Memory is leaking out of me like air from a balloon and you say so?”
“We’ll go to a drugstore and get you some Tapsodil. What is the problem?”
“What’s Tapsodil?”
“It’s medicine for Alzheimer’s disease. You take it for three days and you’re cured.”
“Shit.” I made a sour face.
“What?”
“They can cure Alzheimer’s now?”
“Of course. I had it two years ago. It’s not a big deal, Frannie. You don’t even need a doctor’s prescription.”
“But...”
“But what? Is that all you’re worried about?”
I couldn’t think of another thing to say. My brilliant plan to trick all the info I needed out of Susan had come and gone like a breeze. Stumped, I watched another person go by with a full-head helmet on, only this one was yellow. “What the fuck is this, the Pod People? Look Susan, until I get some of this espadrille—”
“Tapsodil.”
“Tapsodil. Yeah, whatever, you have to help me. I don’t like walking around in my own life bumping into walls, not able to remember the layout. So just for now answer a few questions. Okay?”
“Okay.”
“Who’s Floon? What is that feather logo he uses?”
“He owns the largest pharmaceutical company in the world. They make Tapsodil, among hundreds of other drugs. The feather is the company trademark. You really don’t remember this?”
“No. But why that feather?”
“You gave it to him. You and George.”
“George Dalemwood?”
“Yes.”
“Where is he?”
“My God, Frannie, you don’t remember that either?”
“Nothing. Where is George?”
She looked at her hands in her lap. “He disappeared thirty years ago.”
“What do you mean?”
“Just that. He disappeared from Crane’s View and no one knows what happened to him. You tried to find him for years but never had any luck.”
“Disappeared? George?”
“Yes.”
I had given Floon the Old Vertue feather? And George – dependable, sedentary George Dalemwood disappeared never to be heard from again? This was my future? While trying mentally to swallow those two lumps, I heard someone singing Aretha Franklin’s “Respect.” Two voices sang, one of them sounding distinctly weird. That was because the voice came from a dog.
A man in faded jeans and a green T-shirt that said DROPKICK MURPHYS walked next to a Rottweiler. The man moved quickly while the dog trotted next to him looking up at his master occasionally as if waiting for a cookie. But the two were singing “Respect” and they weren’t half bad. The dog’s voice was gravelly and rough, sort of deep and sort of not. I don’t know what I’m saying—how the hell do you describe a dog’s singing voice?