“WHAT HAPPENED?” Tilda said when they were sitting in a booth at the diner and had ordered omelets.

“He’s leaving,” Eve said, her voice husky.

“Oh.” Tilda took her hand. “Is that good?” She ducked her head to see Eve’s face. “No?”

“He didn’t believe me,” Eve said. “Not at first. I had to get the wig and show him.”

“And then?”

“And then he was mad as hell,” Eve said. “So I told him if he’d been paying attention that he’d have noticed, the way Davy knew you. I told him he was getting two for one. I told him he probably had secrets from me, too, but that I’d understand.”

“And he didn’t buy it,” Tilda said, scrambling to think of a solution. “Maybe if you give him time-”

“He’s a thief,” Eve said flatly.

“Oh.” Tilda regrouped.

“He told me all about it when I said that thing about his having secrets I’d understand. He said he didn’t think I would, that he’d been a thief for years before the FBI asked him to consult. Since he was a teenager. He stole from everybody.”

Tilda swallowed. “Everybody makes mistakes.”

“He stole, Tilda,” Eve said, taking her hand back. “He went into people’s houses and he took their things. He just took them. He still doesn’t think it was wrong. He says he only took from people who could spare it.” Eve shook her head. “That’s like Ford only killing people who deserve it. It’s what he did that counts, not who the victims were.”

“Well, he’s reformed,” Tilda said. “Maybe-”

“People don’t reform,” Eve said. “Not hike that. There’s a piece of him missing that let him do that. And he’s not even sorry. He’s just mad about Louise. He says I lied to him, which I didn’t. I never said I wasn’t Louise.”

“I don’t think that’s the point,” Tilda said. “I think-”

“We just stood there and looked at each other,” Eve said. “Like we were looking at each other for the first time.”

“Well, you were.”

Eve shook her head. “All I could think of was, I slept with him and he was a thief. And he kept saying that he couldn’t believe he’d slept with Nadine’s mother. Except he didn’t say ‘slept with.’ I didn’t even tell him that it wasn’t me, it was Louise. He wouldn’t get it. And I didn’t care.”

Tilda sighed. “Look, you hit the sheets about fifteen minutes after you met, and then you lied to each other for almost three weeks so you could keep on doing it. It’s not a huge surprise that it didn’t work out. Can’t you just chalk it up to experience and great sex?”

“Is that what you’re going to do with Davy?” Eve said, her mouth set in hard lines.

“No,” Tilda said. “Davy is forever. But that’s because we know the truth about each other.”

“Davy’s a con man,” Eve said. “Did you know that?”

“Yes,” Tilda said. “He told me.”

Eve looked at her in outrage. “And it doesn’t bother you?”

“He is what he is,” Tilda said. “He’s not breaking the law anymore, and neither am I, and we can make our peace with that.”

Eve shook her head. “I don’t see how you can stay with him knowing the truth.”

“I think it’s like a litmus test,” Tilda said. “If you’re going to make it, you can tell each other anything, and it may not be what you want to hear, but it doesn’t matter. Even if you cry all over him and end up a soggy, pathetic mess.”

“So it’s love,” Eve said, clearly not buying it. “Well, that’s very optimistic of you, but you’re still trusting a con man.”

“And he’s trusting an art forger,” Tilda said, exasperated. “Nobody’s perfect. Everybody who’s ever loved anybody has had some stuff to get past. So you get past it because you really don’t have any other choice. You can’t leave.”

Eve shook her head. “I just can’t be that way.” She sounded almost smug, and Tilda lost what little sympathy she had left.

“You love Andrew,” she said.

“Well, of course, I-”

“And sixteen years ago he used you to convince himself he wasn’t gay,” Tilda said. “He knew he was gay, he’s always known, but he didn’t want it to be true, and he knew you loved him and would do anything he asked, and he slept with you to lie to himself.”

Eve’s face was like stone.

“And he’s felt like hell about it ever since,” Tilda said. “As much as we all adore Nadine, she stopped your life in its tracks at eighteen.”

“Andrew stopped, too,” Eve said.

“No,” Tilda said. “He went on and found the love of his life and the career he always wanted. Andrew doesn’t stop for anybody. And good for him, too, he’s doing it right, but he still screwed up in the past, and you’ve forgiven him.”

“I screwed up, too,” Eve said miserably. “I knew he was gay and I thought I could change him, if I just loved him enough.” She stopped and swallowed. “I lied to him. I told him I was on the pill. I should have let him be him. I used him, too.”

“So neither one of you should love each other,” Tilda said, completely exasperated. “You did lousy things to each other, just like you and Simon, so-”

“It’s not the same,” Eve said.

“I know it’s not the same,” Tilda said. “You don’t love Simon. Which is my point. Let it go. Kiss him good-bye, wish him luck, move on.”

The waitress brought their omelets and Tilda busied herself with salt and pepper, waiting for Eve to say something. When her omelet was half gone and Eve’s was still untouched, Eve finally spoke.

“I thought you’d be there for me,” she said. “I thought you’d be on my side.”

“I am on your side, always,” Tilda said. “But you don’t love him. That means it’s good that it’s over. That means that it worked out right.”

“Then why do I feel like hell?” Eve snapped.

“Because you wanted it to be right,” Tilda said, feeling sorry for her again. “You wanted Simon to be a law-abiding FBI stepfather to Nadine and the perfect husband for you, and it wasn’t ever going to happen. It was Andrew all over again.”

Eve sat silent for a moment, staring at her congealing breakfast, and then she pushed her plate away. “It still hurts.”

“Oh, baby.” Tilda went around the table and slid into the booth beside her. “I know it does,” she said as she put her arms around her sister. Eve put her head down on Tilda’s shoulder. “Poor baby. I’m sorry, I really am.”

“I can’t believe how dumb I am,” Eve said, her voice muffled.

“You’re not dumb,” Tilda said, tightening her arms. “Poor baby. Poor, poor baby.”

“Am I ever going to get this right?” Eve said, holding on to Tilda. “I’m thirty-five, for God’s sake, and I’m still screwing up.”

“Gwennie’s fifty-four and getting ready to shoot herself in the foot,” Tilda said. “I don’t think there’s an age limit. Let’s just hope Nadine has not inherited our lousy track record with men.”

“I thought you and Davy-”

“I have great hope,” Tilda said, “that he will break the Goodnight curse. But if he doesn’t, I’ll survive. And he’ll be leaving me in a much better place. Maybe Simon’s leaving you in a better place, too.”

Eve was silent for so long that Tilda leaned over to look in her eyes.

“Do you ever wonder if you’re Tilda pretending to be Scarlet or Scarlet pretending to be Tilda?” Eve said.

“No,” Tilda said. “But it’s a damn good question.”

“Because I think I’m Louise.”

“Oh, boy,” Tilda said.

“Eve doesn’t love him. Louise might.”

Tilda leaned over her to call to the waitress. “Is it too early to get a drink here? Can we… No?” She opened her purse and put bills on the table for the omelets. “Come on, cookie,” she said, pulling her sister out of the booth. “We’re going home for some pineapple-orange.”

THREE BLOCKS AWAY, Clea sat across the breakfast table from Mason, mad as hell. First Thomas didn’t show up to make breakfast, then Ronald stood her up, and now Mason was sitting there drinking coffee, just as if he hadn’t come home late and then turned her down when she offered to help him relax.