“And we got the gold?”
“We got the gold.”
“You sure about that?”
“We’ll know soon enough,” I say with a laugh. “Now, you in?”
“You already filled out the slip, didn’t you?”
“But you’re the one who has to send it on.”
There’s another crackle. I’m back on speakerphone. “Cheese, I need you to deliver a package,” he calls out to his assistant.
There we go. Back in business.
The clock hits 7:30 and there’s a light knock on my office door. “All clear?” Harris asks, sticking his head inside.
“C’mon in,” I say, motioning him toward my desk. With everyone gone, we might as well speed things along.
As he enters the office, he lowers his chin and flashes a thin grin. It’s a look I don’t recognize. Newfound trust? Respect?
“You wrote on your face,” he says.
“What’re you…?”
He smiles and taps his finger against his cheek. “Blue cheek. Very Duke.”
Licking my fingers, I scrub the remaining ink from my face and ignore the joke.
“By the way, I saw Cordell in the elevator,” he says, referring to my boss.
“He say anything?”
“Nothing much,” Harris teases. “He feels bad that all those years ago, you signed up for his campaign and drove him around to all those events without knowing he’d eventually turn into an asshole. Then he said he was sorry for dropping every environmental issue for whatever gets him on TV.”
“That’s nice. I’m glad he’s big enough to admit it.” My face has a smile, but Harris can always see deeper. When we came here, Harris believed in the issues; I believed in a person. It’s the latter that’s more dangerous.
Harris sits on the corner of my desk, and I follow his gaze to the TV, which, as always, is locked on C-SPAN. As long as the House is in session, the pages are still on call. And from the looks of it – with Wyoming Congresswoman Thelma Lewis gripping the podium and blathering away – we’ve got some time. Mountain standard time, to be precise. Right now, it’s 5:30 in Casper, Wyoming – prime news hour – which is why Lewis waited until late in the day to make her big speech, and why Members from New Mexico, North Dakota, and Utah are all in line behind her. Why fall in the woods if no one’s there to hear?
“Democracy demographics,” I mutter.
“If they were smart, they’d wait another half hour,” Harris points out. “That’s when the local news numbers really kick in and-”
Before he can finish, there’s a knock on my door.
“Matthew Mercer?” a female page with brown bangs asks as she approaches with an envelope.
Harris and I share a fast glance. This is it.
She hands me the envelope, and I struggle to play it cool.
“Wait… aren’t you Harris?” she blurts.
He doesn’t flinch. “I’m sorry. Have we met?”
“At orientation… you gave that speech.”
I roll my eyes, not surprised. Every year, Harris is one of four staffers asked to speak at the orientation for the pages. To most, it’s a suck job. Not to Harris. The other three speakers drone on about the value of government. Harris gives them the locker room speech from Hoosiers and tells them they’ll be writing the future. Every year, the fan club grows.
“That was really amazing what you said,” she adds.
“I meant every word,” Harris tells her. And he did.
I can’t take my eyes off the envelope. “Harris, we should really…”
“I’m sorry,” the page says. She can’t take her eyes off him. And not because of the speech. Harris’s square shoulders… his dimpled chin… even his strong black eyebrows – he’s always had a classic look – like someone you see in an old black-and-white photograph from the 1930s, but who somehow still looks good today. All you have to add are the deep green eyes… He’s never had to work it.
“Listen, you… you have a great one,” the page adds, still staring as she leaves.
“You, too,” Harris says.
“Can you shut the door behind you?” I call out.
The door slams with a bang, and Harris yanks the envelope from my hands. If we were in college, I’d tackle him and grab it back. Not anymore. Today, the games are bigger.
Harris slides his finger along the flap and casually flips it open. I don’t know how he keeps his composure. My blond hair is already damp with sweat; his black locks are dry as hay.
Searching for calm, I turn toward the Grand Canyon photo on the wall. The first time my parents took me there, I was fifteen years old – and already six feet tall. Staring down from the south rim of the canyon was the first time in my life I felt small. I feel the same way next to Harris.
“What’s it say?” I demand.
He peeks inside and stays totally silent. If the bet’s been raised, there’ll be a new receipt inside. If we’re top dog, our old slip of paper is the only thing we’ll find. I try to read his face. I don’t have a prayer. He’s been in politics too long. The crease in his forehead doesn’t twitch. His eyes barely blink.
“I don’t believe it,” he finally says. He pulls out the taxi receipt and cups it in the palm of his hand.
“What?” I ask. “Did he raise it? He raised it, didn’t he? We’re dead…”
“Actually,” Harris begins, looking up to face me and slowly raising an excited eyebrow, “I’d say we’re very much alive.” In his hand he flashes the taxi receipt like a police badge. It’s my handwriting. Our old bet. For six thousand dollars.
I laugh out loud the moment I see it.
“It’s payday, Matthew. Now, you ready to name that tune…?”
5
“MORNING, ROXANNE,” I call out as I enter the office the following day. “We all set?”
“Just like you asked,” she replies without looking up.
Crossing into the back room, I find Dinah, Connor, and Roy in their usual positions at their desks, already lost in paperwork and Conference notes. This time of year, that’s all we do – build the twenty-one-billion-dollar Rosemary’s Baby.
“They’re waiting for you in the hearing room,” Dinah points out.
“Thanks,” I say as I snatch my notebooks from my desk and head for the oversized beige door that leads next door.
It’s one thing to bet on the fact that I can sneak this item past the Senate folks and into the bill. It’s entirely another to make it happen.
“Nice to be on time,” Trish scolds as I enter the room.
I’m the last of the four horsemen to arrive. It’s intentional. Let ’ em think I ’m not anxious about the agenda. As usual, Ezra’s on my side of the oval table; Trish and Georgia, our Senate counterparts, are on the other. On the right-hand wall, there’s a black-and-white Ansel Adams photograph of Yosemite National Park. The photo shows the clear glass surface of the Merced River dominated by the snow-covered mountain peak of Half Dome overhead. Some people need coffee; I need the outdoors. Like the Grand Canyon picture in my office, the image brings instant calm.
“So, anything new?” Trish asks, wondering what I’ve got up my sleeve.
“Nope,” I reply, wondering the same about her. We both know the pre-Conference tango. Every day, there’s a new project that one of our bosses “forgot” to put in the bill. Last week, I gave her three hundred thousand dollars for manatee protection in Florida; she returned the favor by giving me four hundred thousand to fund a University of Michigan study of toxic mold. As a result, the Senator from Florida and the Congressman from Michigan now have something to brag about during the elections. Around here, the projects are known as “immaculate conceptions.” Political favors that – poof – appear right out of thin air.
I’ve got a mental list of every project – including the gold mine – that I need to squeeze in by the time pre-Conference is done. Trish has the same. Neither of us wants to show our hand first. So for two hours, we stick to the script.
“FDR’s presidential library,” Trish begins. “Senate gave it six million. You gave it four million.”