“Well, yes, my lord. I know Lord Wutherwood had no son.”
“Do you, by God!” said Lord Charles. The exclamation was completely out of key with the level courtesy of his earlier rejoinders but Fox took it in his stride.
“I have heard that is the case,” he said. “I understand that two of his lordship’s servants were here. It’s not very nice,” continued Fox with an air of one who apologizes for a slight error in taste, “to have to think of people in this light, but—”
“Murder,” said Lord Charles, “is not very nice either. You are quite right, Mr. Fox. My brother’s chauffeur and my sister-in-law’s maid were both there.”
“Might I trouble you for their names, my lord?”
“Tinkerton and Giggle.”
“Giggle, my lord?”
“Yes. That’s the chauffeur.”
“Quite an unusual name,” said Fox, placidly busy with his notes. “Have they been long with his lordship?”
“I believe that Tinkerton was with my sister-in-law before she married and that’s twenty-five years ago. Giggle began at Deepacres as an odd boy and under-chauffeur. His father was coachman to my father.”
“Family servants,” murmured Fox, placing them. “And of course your own servants would be in the flat?”
“Yes. There’s Baskett, the butler; and the cook and two maids. They may not all have been in. I’ll find out.”
He stretched his hand out to the bell.
“In a minute, thank you, my lord. These are all the servants you employ?”
“Yes.”
“I thought you spoke of a nurse, my lord.”
“Oh — you mean Nanny,” said Lord Charles who now seemed to have himself very well in hand. “Yes, of course there’s Nanny. We don’t think of her as one of the servants.”
“No, my lord?”
“No. She’s the real head of affairs, you see.”
“Oh, yes!” said Fox politely. “I would be much obliged if you would send for the butler now.”
Baskett came in with his usual ineffable butler’s walk, executed with the arms held straight down, the hands lightly closed and turned out with the palms downwards. It was the deliberate relaxed pose of a man whose deportment is an important factor in his profession. Baskett did it superbly.
“Oh, Baskett,” said Lord Charles, “Inspector Fox would like to ask you about the people who were in the servants’ quarters this evening. Were all the maids in?”
“Ethel was out, my lord. Mrs. James and Blackmore were in.” He glanced at Fox. “That is the cook and the parlourmaid, sir,” he explained.
“Any visitors in your quarters?” asked Fox.
“Yes, sir. Lord Wutherwood’s chauffeur and Lady Wutherwood’s maid. The chauffeur was in the staff sitting-room, sir, for some time, and then went into No. 26 to help Master Michael with his trains. Miss Tinkerton was with Mrs. Burnaby in her room.”
“Mrs. Burnaby?”
“That’s Nanny,” explained Lord Charles.
“Thank you, my lord. And that is the entire household at the time of the occurrence?”
“I think so,” said Lord Charles. “Was there anyone else in your part of the world, Baskett?”
Baskett looked anxiously at his employer and hesitated.
“You will of course tell us,” said Lord Charles, “if you know of anyone else in the flat.”
“Very good, my lord. There was another person, sir, in the kitchen.”
Fox paused, pencil in hand. “Who was that?”
“Good God!” ejaculated Lord Charles. “I’d entirely forgotten him.”
“Forgotten whom, my lord?”
“What’s the miserable creature’s name, Baskett?”
“Grumball, my lord.”
Fox said sharply: “You mean Giggle. I’ve got him.”
“No, sir. This person’s name is Grumball.”
Fox looked scandalized. “Who is he, then?” he asked.
Baskett was silent.
“He’s the man in possession,” said Lord Charles.
“A bailiff, my lord?”
“A bum-baliff, Mr. Fox.”
“Thank you, my lord,” said Fox tranquilly. “I’ll see the rest of the staff, now, if it’s agreeable.” iii
“Would it be one of these society affairs, sir?” asked Detective-Sergeant Bailey, staring with lack-lustre eyes through the police-car window.
“What society affairs, Bailey?” murmured Chief Detective-Inspector Alleyn.
“Well, you know, sir. Cocktails, bottle parties, flats and so forth.”
“One of the messy sort,” said Detective-Sergeant Thompson, moving his photographic impedimenta a little farrther under the seat.
“That’s right,” agreed Bailey.
“I’ve no idea,” said Alleyn, “in what sort of country we shall find ourselves.”
“The flat belongs to deceased’s brother, doesn’t it, sir?”
“Yes. Lord Charles Lamprey.”
The police-surgeon spoke for the first time. “I fancy I’ve heard something about Lamprey,” he said. “Can’t remember what it was.”
“Wasn’t he mixed up in that Stein suicide?” said Bailey.
Alleyn glanced at him. “He was, yes. Stein left him with the baby.”
“The baby, sir?”
“Figuratively, Bailey. Lord Charles appeared to have developed an amazing flair for signing himself into every conceivable sort of responsibility. He turned out to be Stein’s partner, you remember.”
“Did he go bust?” asked the doctor.
“I don’t think so, Curtis. Must have felt the draught a bit, one would imagine.”
“Was the deceased a wealthy man, sir?” asked Bailey. “This Lord Wutherwood, I mean.”
“Oh, pretty well, you know,” said Alleyn vaguely. “There’s a monstrous place in Kent, I think. Not that that tells one anything. May have been hanging on by the skin of his teeth.”
“It sounds an unpleasant business,” said Dr. Curtis. “Through the eye, didn’t you say?”
“Yes. Beastly, isn’t it? Fox was very guarded when he rang up. I recognized his suspect-listening manner.”
“Large family of Lampreys?” asked Dr. Curtis.
“Masses of young, I fancy. Damn! We’re in for a nasty run, no doubt. Why the devil do these people have to get themselves messed up in a case like this?”
“Another instance,” said Dr. Curtis drily, “of the aristocracy mixing with the commonalty. They’ve tried trade and they’ve tried big business. Why not a spot of homicide? Sorry!” he added uncomfortably. “Silly statement. Very unprofessional. The peer was probably pinked by a — what? A servant? A lunatic? Somebody with an axe to grind? Here we are in Sloane Street. Cadogan Gardens, isn’t it?”
“Pleasaunce Court. Do you know the doctor, Curtis? His name’s Kantripp.”
“I do, as it happens. He was in my first year at Thomas’s. Nice fellow. Awkward business for him if, as one supposes, he’s the family doctor.”
“It may not be awkward. Let’s hope it’s a simple matter. Some nice homicidal maniac wandering about the top story of Pleasaunce Court Mansions and going all hay-wire at the sight of an elderly peer in a lift. Let’s hope there are no axes to grind. Here’s the turning. How anybody can get a kick out of homicide is to me one of the major puzzles of psychology.”
“Was there never a time,” asked Dr. Curtis, “when you read murder cases in your newspaper with avidity?”
“Oh, yes. Yes.”
“And do they always bore you, nowadays?”
Alleyn grinned. “No,” he said. “I’m not bored by my job. One gets desperately sick of routine at times but it would be an affectation to pretend one was bored. People interest me and homicide cases are so terrifically concerned with people. Each locked up inside his mental bomb-proof shelter and then, suddenly, the holocaust. Most murders are really very squalid affairs, of course, but there’s always the element that press-men call the human angle. All the same, Curtis, it’s a beastly sort of stimulus. One would have to be very case-hardened to feel nothing but technical interest. O Lord, here we go! There’s a gaggle of p.c.’s coming along in the car behind. Fox said we might need some spare parts.”
The car pulled up. With that unmistakable air of being about their business, the four men got out and walked up the steps. A knives-to-grind returning from a profitable day in Chelsea paused at Pleasaunce Court corner and addressed himself to a newsboy.