St. Mary Mead was having the most exciting morning it had known for a long time. Miss Wetherby, a long-nosed, acidulated spinster, was the first to spread the intoxicating information. She dropped in upon her friend and neighbor Miss Hartnell. "Forgive my coming so early, dear, but I thought perhaps you mightn't have heard the news."
"What news?" demanded Miss Hartnell. She had a deep bass voice and visited the poor indefatigably, however hard they tried to avoid her ministrations.
"About the body of a young woman that was found this morning in Colonel Bantry's library."
"In Colonel Bantry's library?"
"Yes. Isn't it terrible?"
"His poor wife!" Miss Hartnell tried to disguise her deep and ardent pleasure.
"Yes, indeed. I don't suppose she had any idea."
Miss Hartnell observed censoriously, "She thought too much about her garden and not enough about her husband. You've got to keep an eye on a man all the time, all the time," repeated Miss Hartnell fiercely.
"I know. I know. It's really too dreadful."
"I wonder what Jane Marple will say? Do you think she knew anything about it? She's so sharp about these things."
"Jane Marple has gone up to Gossington."
"What? This morning?"
"Very early. Before breakfast."
"But really! I do think well, I mean, I think that is carrying things too far. We all know Jane likes to poke her nose into things, but I call this indecent!"
"Oh, but Mrs. Bantry sent for her."
"Mrs. Bantry sent for her?"
"Well, the car came. With Muswell driving it."
"Dear me. How very peculiar."
They were silent a minute or two, digesting the news. "Whose body?" demanded Miss Hartnell.
"You know that dreadful woman who comes down with Basil Blake?"
"That terrible peroxide blonde?" Miss Hartnell was slightly behind the times. She had not yet advanced from peroxide to platinum. "The one who lies about in the garden with practically nothing on?"
"Yes, my dear. There she was on the hearth rug strangled!"
"But what do you mean at Gossington?" Miss Wetherby nodded with infinite meaning. "Then Colonel Bantry too-" Again Miss Wetherby nodded. "Oh!"
There was a pause as the ladies savored this new addition to village scandal. "What a wicked woman!" trumpeted Miss Hartnell with righteous wrath. "Quite, quite abandoned, I'm afraid!" "And Colonel Bantry such a nice quiet man…"
Miss Wetherby said zestfully, "Those quiet ones are often the worst. Jane Marple always says so."
Mrs. Price Ridley was among the last to hear the news. A rich and dictatorial widow, she lived in a large house next door to the vicarage. Her informant was her little maid, Clara. "A woman, you say, Clara? Found dead on Colonel Bantry's hearth rug?"
"Yes, mum. And they say, mum, as she hadn't anything on at all, mum not a stitch!"
"That will do, Clara. It is not necessary to go into details."
"No, mum, and they say, mum, that at first they thought it was Mr. Blake's young lady what comes down for the weekends with 'im to Mr. Booker's new 'ouse. But now they say it's quite a different young lady. And the fishmonger's young man, he says he'd never have believed it of Colonel Bantry not with him handing round the plate on Sundays and all."
"There is a lot of wickedness in the world, Clara," said Mrs. Price Ridley. "Let this be a warning to you."
"Yes, mum. Mother, she never will let me take a place where there's a gentleman in the 'ouse."
"That will do, Clara," said Mrs. Price Ridley.
It was only a step from Mrs. Price Ridley's house to the vicarage. Mrs. Price Ridley was fortunate enough to find the vicar in his study. The vicar, a gentle, middle-aged man was always the last to hear anything. "Such a terrible thing," said Mrs. Price Ridley, panting a little because she had come rather fast. "I felt I must have your advice, your counsel about it, dear vicar."
Mr. Clement looked mildly alarmed. He said, "Has anything happened?"
"Has anything happened!" Mrs. Price Ridley repeated the question dramatically. "The most terrible scandal! None of us had any idea of it. An abandoned woman, completely unclothed, strangled on Colonel Bantry's hearth rug!"
The vicar stared. He said, "You… you are feeling quite well?"
"No wonder you can't believe it! I couldn't at first! The hypocrisy of the man! All these years."
"Please tell me exactly what all this is about."
Mrs. Price Ridley plunged into a full-swing narrative. When she had finished, the Reverend Mr. Clement said mildly, "But there is nothing, is there, to point to Colonel Bantry's being involved in this?"
"Oh, dear vicar, you are so unworldly! But I must tell you a little story. Last Thursday - or was it the Thursday before well, it doesn't matter - I was going to London by the cheap day train. Colonel Bantry was in the same carriage. He looked, I thought, very abstracted. And nearly the whole way he buried himself behind The Times. As though, you know, he didn't want to talk." The vicar nodded his head with complete comprehension and possible sympathy. "At Paddinton I said goodbye. He had offered to call me a taxi, but I was taking the bus down to Oxford Street; but he got into one, and I distinctly heard him tell the driver to go to- Where do you think?" Mr. Clement looked inquiring. "An address in St. John's Wood!" Mrs. Price Ridley bellowed triumphantly. The vicar remained completely [missing text]
"That, I consider, proves it," said Mrs. Price Ridley.
At Gossington Mrs. Bantry and Miss Marple were in the drawing room. "You know," said Mrs. Bantry, "I can't help feeling glad they've taken the body away. It's not nice to have a body in one's house."
Miss Marple nodded. "I know, dear. I know just how you feel."
"You can't," said Mrs. Bantry. "Not until you've had one. I know you had one next door once, but that's not the same thing. I only hope," - she went on - "that Arthur won't take a dislike to the library. We sit there so much. What are you doing, Jane?" For Miss Marple, with a glance at her watch, was rising to her feet.
"Well, I was thinking I'd go home, if there's nothing more I can do for you."
"Don't go yet," said Mrs. Bantry. "The fingerprint men and the photographers and most of the police have gone, I know, but I still feel something might happen. You don't want to miss anything."
The telephone rang and she went off to answer. She returned with a beaming face. "I told you more things would happen. That was Colonel Melchett. He's bringing the poor girl's cousin along."
"I wonder why?" said Miss Marple.
"Oh, I suppose to see where it happened, and all that."
"More than that, I expect," said Miss Marple.
"What do you mean, Jane?"
"Well, I think, perhaps, he might want her to meet Colonel Bantry."
Mrs. Bantry said sharply, "To see if she recognizes him? I suppose oh, yes, I suppose they're bound to suspect Arthur."
"I'm afraid so."
"As though Arthur could have anything to do with it!"
Miss Marple was silent. Mrs. Bantry turned on her accusingly. "And don't tell me about some frightful old man who kept his housemaid, Arthur isn't like that."
"No, no, of course not"
"No, but he really isn't. He's just, sometimes, a little bit silly about pretty girls who come to tennis. You know, rather famous and avuncular. There's no harm in it. And why shouldn't he? After all," finished Mrs. Bantry rather obscurely, "I've got the garden."
Miss Marple smiled. "You must not worry Dolly," she said.
"No, I don't mean to. But all the same I do, a little. So does Arthur. It's upset him. All these policemen looking about. He's gone down to the farm. Looking at pigs and things always soothes him if he's been upset… Hullo, here they are."
The chief constable's car drew up outside. Colonel Melchett came in, accompanied by a smartly dressed young woman. "This is Miss Turner, Mrs. Bantry. The cousin of the… er… victim."