“Get back against the wall. Take your hat off, put it down, and stand with your hands on your head.”
Burton did as ordered, watching the man through narrowed eyes. He recognised him. It was the individual who’d been staring at him outside Scotland Yard—a short, big-boned, and heavily muscled fellow with wide shoulders and a deep chest. He had thick fingers, a blunt nose, and, under a large outward-sweeping brown moustache, an aggressively square chin.
“I’ve been waiting to meet you,” the man said, in a slightly husky voice. His pistol didn’t waver. It was aimed steadily at a point between the explorer’s eyes. “The moment I saw your likeness in the newspaper, I knew I’d seen you before.”
“Who are you?” Burton demanded. “What do you want?”
“My name is—is Macallister Fogg. How old are you?”
“How old? Rather an impertinent question. Thirty-eight. Why?”
“Mind your own business. Where were you on the tenth of June, 1840?”
Burton frowned, puzzled. “The Assassination? I was on a ship from Italy bound for Dover, on my way to enroll at Oxford University.”
The other man muttered to himself, “Plausible. But I could swear to it! I could swear!”
“If there’s something I can—?”
“Be quiet. Let me think for a moment.”
Burton sighed in exasperation and threw out his arms. “What in blue blazes is this about, Mr. Fogg? Do you intend to rob me?”
“Stop moving! Hands on head!”
The explorer shrugged, put his right foot against the wall, and launched himself forward. He chopped his hand down onto the other’s wrist, knocking the pistol out of his grasp. As the gun went spinning over the cobbles, Burton sent an uppercut crashing into the man’s chin. Fogg’s head snapped back and he stumbled, emitting a loud grunt before steadying himself.
His pale blue eyes met Burton’s. “So, it’s to be like that, is it?”
Burton was astonished. He’d boxed at university and in fight pits in India and had never been beaten. The uppercut had been his best shot. It should have knocked the man cold. Was his strength really so diminished?
“I’ll not submit to a mugging,” he growled, and took up the fighter’s stance.
Fogg grinned, as if relishing the prospect of battle, and mirrored the explorer’s posture. “I have no interest in your valuables,” he said, and suddenly ducked in and sent a fist thudding into Burton’s ribs. The explorer doubled over. Lights exploded in his head as knuckles smashed into the side of it, then into his mouth, then into his right eye. He fell, rolled, and jumped to his feet, stumbling back, suddenly feeling completely sober, horribly weak, and utterly befuddled.
Fogg had recovered his pistol. Burton looked down its barrel and raised his hands.
“Will you please explain?” he slurred. “Has it something to do with Prince Albert?”
“Albert? Why would it concern him?”
“I was with him this morning.”
“So?”
“So he was Victoria’s husband. He was present when she was shot.”
“It has nothing to do with Albert,” Fogg said. “Your father—do you resemble him at all?”
“What? My father? Not in the slightest bit.”
“By Jove! It has to be you! Except you’re simply too young. It’s impossible.” Fogg scowled, looked at his gun, hesitated, and lowered it. “Confound it! I suppose I should apologise. A case of mistaken identity, Burton, that’s all.”
“That’s all? I’d appreciate a rather more enlightening excuse, if you don’t mind,” Burton said, relaxing his arms.
“I do mind. You’ll not get one.”
“Then your address, please, Mr. Fogg, for the laundry bill.” Burton indicated his dust-stained overcoat and trousers.
Fogg raised his pistol again. “Enough. Get going.”
Burton gritted his teeth, picked up his hat and cane, and slowly walked to the end of the alley.
Just as he was about to turn the corner, his assailant shouted after him, “Hey!”
Burton looked back.
“If it’s any consolation,” Fogg called, “my head is still spinning from that uppercut of yours.”
The explorer’s eyes locked with the other man’s for a moment, then he turned and strode away.
By the time he reached number 14 Montagu Place, Burton was light-headed, shaking, and perspiration beaded his brow. He opened the door, entered the hallway, and saw Mrs. Iris Angell frozen in mid-step halfway along the passage. His landlady, a white-haired, broad-hipped, sprightly old dame—who also functioned as his housekeeper—was gaping at him as if he were a ghost.
He removed his topper and put it on the hat-rack, placed the cane in an elephant-foot holder, and popped open his collar button.
Mrs. Angell let loose a shriek and threw her not inconsiderable weight across the intervening space and into his arms.
“My goodness! My goodness! What has Africa done to you? You’re as thin as a broom handle! Your lip is bleeding! Your eye is black! Your trousers are torn! You look as sick as a dog! Isabel has been waiting! We knew you’d be arriving today but thought you’d be home earlier! You found the Nile, Captain Burton? Of course you did! The papers say you’re a hero! Are you hungry? What do you think of the light in the sky? Do you know what it is? I’ll get you fresh clothes! My goodness!” She raised her voice to a shrill scream. “Miss Isabel! Miss Isabel!”
Burton disentangled himself from her arms. “Slow down, Mother Angell. Calm yourself. I’m quite fine. I’ve been a little ill and I had a slight accident on the way here, but it’s nothing to be concerned about. The comforts of home will soon put me to rights.”
“Oh!” she cried out. “Thank the Lord you’ve returned to us. Such a long time away and every single day of it I worried you were being eaten by giraffes or stung by poisonous monkeys.”
“Africa wasn’t so bad,” he responded. “I’ve already encountered more danger right here in London. And to answer your earlier questions—no, I’m not hungry, and yes, fresh clothes would be most welcome. Isabel?”
A mellow voice sounded from the top of the stairs. “Dick.”
He looked up and saw Isabel Arundell, having obviously just emerged from his study, standing on the landing. She was tall, slender, and pretty—with large clear eyes, a straight Grecian nose, and thick, lustrous blonde hair.
“A pot of tea, please, Mrs. Angell!” he bellowed, and shot up the staircase and into Isabel’s embrace.
She held him tightly and sobbed onto his shoulder.
“Isabel,” he whispered. “Isabel. Isabel.”
He pushed her away a little, so he could lean in and kiss the side of her neck. His split lip left two small spots of blood on her jugular.
“Blanche is here!” she gasped.
“I don’t care,” he said. “I have to kiss you. You waited.”
“Of course I did. You’re bleeding. You look all banged-up. Have you had an accident?”
“Yes, just a mishap.” He pulled out his handkerchief, wiped the little red stains from her skin, and dabbed the square of cotton against his mouth.
“We can marry,” he said. “I’m done with Africa.”
“Come and say hello to her.”
“Isabel, have your parents given their blessing?”
“Not their blessing, but their permission. They realise I won’t accept any other man.”
He nodded, checked his handkerchief, put it away, and followed her into the study.
It felt strange to be back. Nothing had changed, but it all appeared dreamlike in the shifting multicoloured illumination that streamed in between the open curtains. His three desks were still piled high with books and papers; the swords and daggers still hung on the wall over the fireplace, with spears and guns in the alcoves to either side; his old boxing gloves still dangled from the corner of the mantelpiece; the bureau still stood between the two tall sash widows; the bookcases were still warped beneath the weight of his books; and his comfortable old saddlebag armchair was right where he’d left it.