“Just remembering his old life.” Cedar scooted her chair back. “Customs trained him to signal when he smelled certain chemicals. It used to happen all of the time. I’ll get him.”

“Wait.” I reached out to stop her, but she’d already scooped the dog.

“Fish sticks,” she said.

The dog relaxed.

Chigger looked surprised to see her. He applied a sloppy tongue to the corner of her mouth, where she had missed some Italian dressing with her napkin.

“Silly doggy,” she said and set him in her lap.

“You stopped him. I wanted to see what he did next.”

“That’s all he does. He’s not an attack dog, you know. That’s why US Customs uses beagles in airports, so they don’t scare the people….” Her voice trailed away. Her gaze focused behind me. “Uh oh.”

I turned and was greeted by Deputy Mercer.

His ticket book was open. “Whose dog is that?”

She rubbed Chigger behind the ears. “Mine, officer.”

“ID, miss.”

“What’s this about?” Cedar wasn’t cowed by a cocky little man in a khaki uniform. “Have I broken a law?”

“I’ll ask the questions,” Mercer said. “Show me some ID.”

Cedar fished her license out. “Here you go.”

“There’s a law against bringing pets inside a restaurant, missy.”

“We’re outside,” I said.

Mercer jabbed his pen behind his ear. “Food’s being consumed.”

“Food is consumed outside all of the time.” I leaned toward Mercer. “Take the YamFest. There will be vendors all around town square, and they have a Frisbee contest for dogs right there on the green. Are you going to ticket all of those owners, too?”

Mercer bent down so that he was eye level with me. “Watch your mouth, sailor boy. You’re already walking on thin ice.”

I stared right back at him.

When Mercer didn’t get a rise, he pushed himself back up. He mimed, I got my eye on you.  He slapped a ticket on the table, then stalked off toward the courthouse.

“What an asshole.” Cedar picked Chigger up and rubbed his belly. “He gave my puppy a ticket!”

I read the name on the paper. “Technically, he gave it to you.”

Cedar stabbed the ticket with her fork. She ripped it from the tines, folded it into a square, and stuck it into the small pocket with her license. “I’m not paying this. It’s so unfair. Deputy Doofus thinks I won’t show up for court, but I’m definitely going to show.”

My cell buzzed. It was Abner. “Hey, Doc. Where’ve you been? I’ve left you—say that again. You’re kidding. You’re not kidding. He’s not going to be very happy with us after last time. Okay. Okay. I’ll take care of it.” I drained my iced tea. “Anybody care to give an over-medicated guy a ride?”

“Where to?” Cedar said.

“Tin City. Abner wants to see Stumpy’s frozen finger.”

“Again?”

“Again.”

“Okay,” Cedar said, “but this time, you’re coming along. It's too weird.”

“It’s just a finger.”

“A finger? I was talking about Stumpy.”

3

“I’m too much man for your car,” I told Cedar as she backed out of the parking space.

I scooted the passenger seat back, but I still had too much leg for Cedar’s VW Bug. My knee knocked against the dash vase holding an oversized tie-dye daisy made of silk.

“And they say size doesn’t matter.” She hit the gas, and my head snapped against the seat.

“Ow! What are you, a jackrabbit?”

“You could use a little acceleration in your life.”

Dust clouds billowed out behind the car as she whipped the car onto Highway Twelve.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means what it means.”

“Did I do something to make you mad?”

“Nothing.” Her eyes were fixed on the road as she rammed the gearshift into fourth. “You haven’t done a thing.”

I decided to take her at her word, even though her body language said she was upset.

“Damn it,” Cedar said, eyes fixed on the rearview.

I knew that look.

An Allegheny County sheriff’s car was on our tail, lights flashing.

“Better pull over,” I said.

“I am pulling over.”

Cedar drifted to the shoulder of the highway, a soft berm that overlooked part of Black Oak Creek. I checked the side mirror.

“What bug crawled up that deputy’s ass?” she said.

“That’s not Mercer. It’s Hoyt.”

Hoyt climbed out of his cruiser, adjusted his trooper hat, then set his palm on the grip of his Smith & Wesson. The flashing blue lights lent a purple shadow to his face, blanching the ruddy color away and highlighting the pockmarks on his cheeks.

Cedar offered her license. “Hello, sheriff.”

“Put that away,” Hoyt barked. His voice was so full of gravels and dust, I didn’t recognize it. “I know who y’all are.”

She stuffed the license in her pocket. “Then why did you pull me over?”

“Boone,” the sheriff said, “I’d like a minute of your time.”

“What’s going on?” she asked me.

“I’ve got no earthly idea. Be right back.”

I followed Hoyt to the prowler. The car’s lights were still going, and the radio squawked like an angry chicken. The smell of the cedar trees that lined both sides of the highway reminded me of the trunk where Mom kept my service awards and medals. It was a strange thought to have just then, but the whole situation was strange.

Hoyt put his foot up on the bumper. “You need to keep out of police business.”

“What business would that be?”

“Don’t act stupid, son, ‘cause you’re not. I know your granddaddy’s been sticking his nose where it don’t belong, and you’ve been helping him.”

I held out my hands, palms up. “What is it you think we’re doing?”

“There’s a lot of things I can tolerate,” Hoyt said. “Vigilantes ain’t one of them.”

“How do Dewayne and Eugene Loach and his boys fit into that equation? You say you don’t tolerate vigilantes, but they’re attacking anybody with brown skin they find. Or does the law only extend to white people?”

“Boone, if me and Lamar wasn’t friends, I knock you upside the head.” He stood ramrod straight, put a palm on the Glock, and stuck out his chin. “You’re just a college student now, so you better act like one. Go to class, study hard, and all that bullshit. But that’s it. I expect you to keep your nose clean and your ass wiped. Got that?”

I saluted. “Yes sir.”

“Don’t get smart with me, boy.”

“No sir," I said. "I’ll remain ignorant."

As I walked back to the Volkswagen, I could hear Hoyt saying, don’t get smart with me, boy.

Deputy Mercer had used the very same phrase. How much difference, I wondered, was there between the two men?

4

The yard around the Tin City property looked like Stumpy had been searching for buried treasure. The path between his Airstream and the tobacco barns was pocked with dozens of deep holes and mounds of reddish dirt.

Cedar parked near the Airstream. “Somebody’s been busy.”

“You have a gift for understatement.” I spotted Stumpy’s Airstream through the trees. “I didn’t think Stumpy had enough motivation for digging.”

Cedar clipped the leash to Chigger’s collar. He ran beside her up the path, panting with excitement, savoring the luscious new smells on the wind.

I knocked on the trailer. “Stumpy!”

The only answer was the echo of my voice.

“Nobody’s home.” Cedar popped down the steps of the small, rickety deck. “Let’s go.”

“You’re not getting off that easy.”

“Watch me.”

“Then you can call Abner and explain to him that we didn’t get the finger.”

“Chigger, bite Boone. He’s a bad boyfriend.”

Chigger yawned, then took a great interest in the sole of her sneakers.

“Not me, you stupid dog. Him.”

“Good dog.” I rubbed his ears. “Come on, Vicious, let’s take a look around.”

“Hey, don’t call my dog vicious. You’ll hurt his feelings.”