“No, I’m sorry, but this is new to us too. If we go too deep into the forest we might meet enemies even our boss can’t defeat. So we try not to go too far.”
“…Hey, which tribe are you three from? You’re stronger than any goblins I’ve ever seen before, so where―”
Agu sneaked a glance at Enri, and then mumbled something about ‘Usually humans are…’ to himself.
“Do you serve the humans?”
“Is that weird? Isn’t it normal to work for someone who’s strong?”
“But strong people… no, I mean, I’ve heard that humans as a race have strong members and weak members… but you’re a woman, right? And the one with his hair covering his face is a man, right?”
Enri got an answer she could accept from Nfirea, who was muttering beside her.
“Enri, I think this child has never seen humans before. At most, he knows what his fellow goblins told him. Also… is it really so hard for goblins to tell us humans apart?”
“Well, our clothes… are different….”
“Like I said, he doesn’t know things like that. Don’t all goblins wear the same thing? Of course, sometimes there’s civilized goblins with a country of their own, but he’s not one of them.”
Enri understood, but as she thought about it, she realised she hadn’t answered Agu’s question yet.
“That’s right, I’m a girl.”
“So are you a magic caster?”
“No, what’s wrong?”
A profoundly disturbed expression appeared on Agu’s face.
“I’m the magic caster. An arcane magic caster.”
“…You two are husband and wife, right?”
“Ehhhh?!”
The two of them exclaimed in perfect harmony.
“No, I mean, in some races, the wives can use their husband’s power and authority… is it not like that?”
“No, no, it’s not like that at all!”
The surrounding goblins seemed to want to say something in response to Enri’s adamant refusal, but all that anyone saw them doing was sagging their shoulders in silence.
“Then… what’s going on? How come that woman’s the strongest?”
“We call you a kid because you don’t understand why. Ane-san’s strength isn’t something that can be seen with the eyes.”
Enri wanted to deny that, but Agu’s earnest eyes looking at her exerted a pressure that left her unable to speak. While Enri was confused, Kaijali asked a question.
“Then, another question for you. Why were you being chased by those guys? What happened?”
“This―”
“…Say, can this wait until we get back to the village?”
And the one who answered Enri’s suggestion with a, “That’s right~ That would be a better idea, -su.”
― A woman who hadn’t been with them all this while.
Everyone exclaimed in surprise, and looked to the source of the sound.
What they saw was a stunning beauty. She was a woman with twin braids and brown skin. She was dressed in what she called her maid wear, and she carried a strange-looking weapon on her back.
She was a suspicious-looking individual, and at the same time a familiar one.
Lupusregina Beta.
She was a maid serving under Ainz Ooal Gown, the savior of Carne Village, and she had been responsible for delivering the alchemical items and apparatuses to the Bareares as well as commanding the stone golems. Her cheerful and carefree attitude made her very popular with the villagers.
However, she had a habit of appearing out of nowhere like she had just now. The villagers believed that it was only natural that a maid in service to a great magic caster should know magic of her own, and Enri had shared that opinion too. Even so, appearing like that all of a sudden was still frightening.
“Lupu-san, w-where did you…?”
“Really now, En-chan, I’ve been following behind you guys from the beginning~su. Strange, didn’t you guys notice? I thought everyone was ignoring me because I had no presence~su”
“Eh? Ehhhh?”
Although she sounded like she was kidding, her tone was very serious. Enri looked around for help from the others.
“Then ― Lupu-nee, could you stop playing around?”
“Uwaaaa~ people think I’m just a joker~su. Guys, please remember me~ ahh, I was just kidding anyway~su. Don’t mind, don’t mind~su.”
Silence resumed, until someone sighed tiredly with a “Haaaa.”
“Well, not like there’s anything wrong with that. So who’s this little goblin? …Could, could it be!”
Enri felt the goblins between her and Lupusregina swapping annoyed looks.
“Fufu — Enfi-chan, you got cucked by a goblin? Fufufu.”
While everyone’s eyes went glassy and lifeless, Lupusregina was laughing it up.
“What’s all of this then~su. A pure, innocent boy’s love, trampled just like that~ su. Ah, what a riot~su! Fuha! … All right, enough kidding around, what really happened?”
Agu’s body trembled fiercely, as though he had seen some kind of monster.
Although, Enri could understand why. Lupusregina’s cheerful expression changed ceaselessly, like a high-strung person under stress. As the smile changed, it revealed the true face of Lupusregina beneath, which was horrifying in how far it differed from the her initial expression.
“Aw, don’t worry, I won’t eat you~su. It’s okay-su. C’mon, tell onee-chan all about it~su”
“Lupu-nee. We should talk about this later. Didn’t you agree on that?”
“Oya? Hm, I definitely recall saying something like that~su”
“…”
“…Ah! I hope Beta-san can hand this potion to Gown-sama. It’s newly developed, but its effects have been tested and proven.”
“…Oh? Enfi-chan finally made it?”
“That’s right. Unfortunately, it’s not completely red, but I think we’ve made significant progress.”
“― Well, that’s great. I’m sure Ainz-sama will be very happy to hear it.”
With that, Lupusregina’s attitude seemed to have become that of a normal person, and not the flighty, carefree girl from before. However, that expression only lasted a moment. In the next, she was back to her old self.
“Ahhhh, how exciting— Really, I picked a great day to visit~su. Also, no need to call me Beta. Lupusregina will do -su. Just for you~”