Hencke waved and was gone.
The portrait of Louis XIV was nothing more than a cheap reproduction but there was no mistaking the profound look of disdain as it gazed down from the painted wooden walls. Eisenhower’s daily briefing session with his military aides was coming to an end. The noise and bustle caused by the fifty or more advisers clattered around the dining room of the dingy red-brick secondary school in Reims which served as SHAEF’s forward military headquarters.
‘D’you know, Dwight, that old bastard wouldn’t have bothered with all this.’ General Omar Bradley, three-stars and Eisenhower’s right hand, waved at the portrait. ‘None of these briefing meetings, no listening to endless advice, no worries about whether the fuel was in the same place as the fighting. Just an order for the peasant army to pick up their pikes and start walking while he went back to his roast pig and mistress. What a way to fight a war.’
Eisenhower winced. Even with as good a friend as Bradley he wasn’t in the mood to discuss mistresses. ‘You’re not suggesting I dress up in silk tights and a red wig like him?’
‘Well, he ruled for something like seventy-odd years. Not bad for the times when you counted yourself lucky if the pox killed you off before the Black Death. And he was big in arts ‘n’ stuff. They called him the Sun King. After all this is over, Ike, d’you think the sun’s going to shine out from under your periwig?’
Eisenhower laughed. Bradley was always able to make him relax even when the going was particularly tough. As commander of the 12th Army Group which formed the backbone of the European command, Bradley shared the weight. While Eisenhower ordered and authorized, it was Bradley’s job to implement. They shared both the successes and sacrifices of war, and it had built trust and affection.
‘I wonder how that old bastard would have coped with the British, Brad?’
‘What’s dear old Monty been up to this time? Another press conference to let the world know how you and the Pope have got it all wrong? Or is he complaining again that he hasn’t got a zipper big enough for his flies?’ The disdain for General Bernard Montgomery was evident in both of them. A relationship which had always been difficult with their British colleague had become incandescent in recent months as Montgomery complained, cajoled, and claimed credit for other men’s victories. He was Bradley’s equivalent and Eisenhower’s subordinate, but he rarely acted as such, particularly in the presence of the media when a poised pen or the pop of a flashbulb would send him off into grandiloquent summaries of the European battle scene which would have made even the Sun King feel uncomfortable.
‘No, it’s not Montgomery this time,’ Eisenhower responded, blinking as the blinds were drawn back from the high windows to let in a flood of springtime light. ‘It’s the Old Man. Churchill. Didn’t want to raise it in front of everyone, but I’m having real trouble getting the extra division out of him. Should have arrived days ago, but all I get in its place is flannel and soft soap. First he keeps complaining that the British forces are left sitting idly on their backsides, then he won’t give me the troops to do anything other. What does he expect me to do? Scare the Germans into surrender by dropping my pants?’
‘This isn’t some screwball way of putting pressure on you to let him have Berlin, is it? You know, Berlin or nothing?’
‘Could it really have come to that, Brad? Monty, yes, but surely not the Old Man. Sweet Jesus, I thought we were fighting this war together.’ Eisenhower’s square jaw began to work back and forth in exasperation. The allied command had worked so harmoniously right up until D-Day and the invasion of Europe, but once they had set foot on French soil the co-operation seemed to vanish in a political quagmire as deep and impassable as the trench mud of the First War. He cracked his knuckles as he recounted the times the British had got in the way, been stubbornly slow off the mark or had brazenly attempted to trip him up. Caen. Arnhem. Antwerp. The Ardennes. The Rhine … He had run out of knuckles, and of patience. ‘I’ll not let them make a damned fool of me any longer, Brad. I’ve taken about as much flak as I can stand. Hell, I wouldn’t take this sort of crap even from the French! It’s about time someone made our allies realize just who’s in charge of this shooting match.’
There was an edge to his voice, uncharacteristic in a commander renowned for seeing the other man’s point of view. Bradley said nothing, gratified that at last his superior seemed determined to clamp down on the petulance of their colleagues. And not before time. Eisenhower dug deep into his pocket for the lucky pennies he always carried. ‘Like worry beads,’ he had once explained, ‘except it scares the shit out of the men if the Supreme Commander is seen to worry. So I play with my pennies.’ They were cascading from one hand to the other as he tried to pour away his frustration and waited for an orderly to bring coffee. The orderly was pouring before Eisenhower returned to the point.
‘It truly galls me to think of thousands of British troops sitting outside Dover doing nothing,’ he muttered distractedly.
‘I’m not sure where the general gets his information, but those troops sure as hell ain’t there,’ the orderly interrupted in a slow Texan drawl. He had been with Eisenhower a long time, not so much because of his valeting skills as his ability to read his master’s moods, and to respond appropriately, usually with a humorous tale or a choice piece of gossip which otherwise would never have reached the Supreme Commander’s ears. And Eisenhower loved a good gossip; it helped remind him there was still a real world out there.
‘What d’you mean, Mickey?’
‘Well, sir, you’ll remember I’ve just been on leave in London?’ he began. One of the perks of working for the boss was an almost limitless ability to contrive seats on transport planes flying away from the battle zone.
‘Sure do,’ Eisenhower responded. ‘Only time for weeks I got a decent cup of coffee.’
‘The general is so kind,’ the orderly continued, completely unabashed. ‘I got talking to some of our British friends. Strange little watering hole called the Ferret and Firkin. I never did figure out what the “firkin” bit was.’
‘This story’d better be good, Mickey, or I’ll have your balls on toast,’ Eisenhower chuckled; the orderly’s calculated impertinence was beginning to work its usual magic.
‘There’s these two Brit quartermasters ferretin’ and firkin’ and feeling pretty relaxed about the whole thing. Seems they were just about to join the fun here in Europe when most of their unit got orders to ship north, to York-Shire or wherever.’ He managed to make it sound somewhere beyond the Arctic Circle. ‘So this pair were left waging war with a mountain of supplies and equipment while the rest of their buddies were off opening a new battle front.’
‘New front?’ Bradley enquired.
‘Well, General, I’m not supposed to breathe a word. Honest to God, they swore me to secrecy …’ Mickey’s eyes wandered theatrically around the room in search of eavesdroppers. ‘But it seems like there’s been a big break-out, a whole prison camp full of Germans on the loose with half the British army in hot pursuit. Sounded like the biggest roundup east of the Shenandoah, ’cept nobody’s supposed to know a thing about it … Cream, General Bradley?’
But the two generals had lost interest in the coffee. ‘Could it be, Brad? Could it really be so cretinous?’
‘A break-out?’ Bradley sucked thoughtfully at his teeth. ‘What would we do in the same circumstances? I guess we’d want to keep it quiet. Hell, if we’d lost a whole campful of prisoners, Montgomery’d be on every radio broadcast braying like a jackass and offering to help sweep up the mess.’