The alcohol was having an effect and I concentrated hard to avoid slurring my words. “I’m having a drink in The Oxford with a visiting professor, there’s a group of us.  I’ll be late home so don’t bother to wait up.  How are the boys?”

“Yeah, they’re fine, both in bed.  I’ll see you later.  Be good.”

I switched off my phone without responding and mulled over the irony of her last statement.  I didn’t feel like being good, and returned my attention to the serious business of drinking.

Glancing up from my pint, I was relieved to see that rat-features had moved from his lair at the end of the bar.  But as I took another gulp of beer there was a firm tap on my shoulder.  Turning cautiously, half-expecting a kiss with a broken bottle, I found myself face to face with him.  The proximity was uncomfortable, and enough to experience the foul breath emanating from him, a concoction of alcohol, tobacco and rotten teeth.  “You’re Julian Scott, aren’t you?”

I was momentarily stunned, and leaned back against the bar, “Yes … yes, that’s me.”  For a second I thought I must have left my university ID badge pinned to my shirt pocket, but then remembered it was on my lab coat at work – how the hell did he know me?

The man smiled broadly, bearing his darkly-stained teeth and revealing numerous gaps.  Clearly flossing was not a high priority.  “It’s me, Dave Musgrove, we went to school together.  You must remember me?”  I thought for a few seconds, saying the name over and over in my head before he continued: “We were in the same form class at Gleadless Valley Comprehensive.”

Willing myself to remember so as to alleviate the awkwardness, the light finally dawned. “Yes, yes, I remember.  You were friends with James Bosworth, weren’t you?”

Musgrove pulled up a stool next to me and sat down.  He put his empty pint glass on the bar and looked sheepishly at me. “I’d buy you a drink, mate, but unfortunately I’m a bit strapped for cash.”

“Erm, that’s okay, I’ll get you one. I was about to get myself one anyway,” I responded, beckoning over the barman, who seemed surprised at my choice of drinking partner and gave Musgrove a long, questioning glare as he pulled the pints.  For the next three rounds of drinks, all bought by me, we discussed old school days and the kids and teachers we remembered.  At first I’d only a dim recollection of my new drinking buddy, but as we drank and talked the memories returned.  I’d been to quite a sheltered junior school and I’d found the transition to big school a bit of a challenge, particularly when sharing a class with kids like Musgrove, who, even as an eleven-year-old, had a home-made tattoo on his arm.  As early as the first few weeks of secondary school Musgrove had cultivated a certain infamy and was often either disruptive or absent from class for one reason or another.  In fact Biology was the only class he attended with regularity, and that was mainly because we had an attractive young teacher, Miss Jones, who didn’t believe in the bra concept.

The time passed quickly as the drinks continued to flow, and I was feeling the effects profoundly, my cheeks burning and my words starting to slur.  Musgrove, always drinking slightly the quicker, would finish his pint and then immediately apologise for not being able to get the next round.  I soon realised that this was his cue for me to drink up and summon the barman.  I was unconcerned.  I had plenty of cash with me, and was grateful for a drinking partner; and, more importantly, I didn’t have anywhere else I wanted to be.

The conversation turned to what we’d done since we’d left school.  Musgrove looked uncomfortable. “Well, I suppose I got involved with a bad crowd and started doing bad things.”

I was unclear on this rather vague description, but he subsequently clarified matters. “I’m trying to get things together and, erm, I’m on a methadone programme.  I’ve been clean for a couple of months.”  Musgrove lit up a cigarette and laughed. “Can’t give up the cancer sticks though.”

Simultaneously we took long slugs of beer, unsure what to say, before Musgrove continued. “I’ve even got a job, first job in ten years – working across the road at the builders’ merchants, labouring, that sort of stuff.”  I nodded in encouragement. “I normally come here for a quick one after work, then head back to my flat.”  I was genuinely impressed by his attempts to get his life back on track.  “So what about you, Julian, what have you been up to?”

“Well, I stayed on at school, did A-levels, a degree and then a Ph.D, and now I’m a biochemist at the university.” I responded sheepishly, not wanting to belittle his achievements.

Musgrove looked impressed. “I’m a real fuck-wit compared to you, then, aren’t I.”

I smiled. “It sounds like you’re making a real go of it too though.”

We finished our drinks and I summoned the barman for refills.  Musgrove pointed to my wedding ring. “You’re married, then, got kids?”  I took a couple of photos of Helen and the boys from my wallet, one of a family holiday in Cornwall and a small passport photo of Helen.  Musgrove nodded. “I can’t believe our lives have gone in such different directions since school, I can’t believe you’ve got a Ph.D, you’ve done so much more than me.”

I didn’t respond.  At that moment my life didn’t feel like any great success – far from it.

There was a lull in the conversation for several minutes, as if we’d exhausted all common links for discussion.  Musgrove finally broke the silence. “If you don’t mind me asking, if your life is going so well what are you doing drinking alone in a place like this? A bit off the beaten track for you, isn’t it?”

Unsure what to say, I took a long swig of beer and used it for thinking time before responding. “I suppose I’ve been having a rough time of it, you might say.”  I paused for a sip of whiskey. “Do you want to hear something funny?” I was beginning to struggle to form coherent sentences, and increasingly had to concentrate on my pronunciation. “Do you want to hear something funny?” I repeated.  Musgrove nodded.  “Things are going so well for me that …” I paused to study the clock behind the bar before continuing: “… four hours ago I tried to kill myself by jumping in front of a cement lorry … but as you can see I made a bit of a balls-up of it.”  I started laughing uncontrollably in a huge release of emotion facilitated by the quantity of alcohol.

Musgrove stared back blankly, presumably unsure what to say, or perhaps he thought it was some joke that had gone way over his head.  He got off the high bar stool, almost tripping as he did. “I need a piss,” and headed for the gents.

With the sound of the bell for last orders, I ordered another round with a whiskey chaser.  It was my seventh pint and third whiskey in the last three hours, and as much as I’d drunk in a single session since my days as a student.  On an empty stomach I was amazed that I was still upright.

When Musgrove returned from the gents his mood seemed more serious. “Were you taking the piss when you said that thing about the cement truck?”

Before I had chance to answer, the gruff words of the barmen interrupted.  “Drink up now, and fuck off home.”  I looked around and was surprised to find that we were the last two drinkers in the pub.  We quickly finished up and stumbled out into the empty street.  The rain from earlier had stopped but the cold wind whipped down the narrow street as I rubbed my arms and stamped my feet to generate some heat.  Despite the cold, I was in no mood to go home. “Are there any late opening bars around here?”

Musgrove thought for a few seconds, “I don’t think there is ... If you want we can get the bus back to my flat, there’s a twenty-four hour garage round the corner, we can pick up some booze from there.”

Judging by Musgrove’s personal appearance I dreaded to think of the state of his flat, but in my self-destructive mood, continuing the drinking seemed an excellent idea. “Sounds good, but I can’t be doing with the bus, let’s get a taxi.”