“To the right one.” Nathan held his shot glass up.

Many shots and pitchers of beer later, Joe looked up to catch sight of Beth, a smile curving her lips, walking in his direction.

He stood and moved to her, pulling her into a hug. “Hello there, darlin’. What are you doing here?”

“We figured you boys might like a ride home. We’ve got us some designated drivers and stuff. Then we can go home.” Her brow rose. “You know, in case there was something you’d like to do there. With me.”

“Hell yes.”

He turned to make his goodnights but saw pretty much the same situation playing out with their friends kissing up on their women and plans being made to rush off home and get some.

“Before we all head off into the night, I want to thank Beth for organizing my party and for all the penis gear.” Lily bowed, holding on to her penis fedora so it wouldn’t fall off.

“I’m sure I don’t want to know what penis gear is. I’m not going to wear anything weird. Just know that.” Joe kissed Beth’s ear and she laughed. That’s when he noticed the blinking penis pin on her lapel and the plastic penis charms on her bracelet. And the hat.

He sighed, grinning. “You’re trouble, Beth Murphy.”

“I totally am. You gonna take me to school?”

“Well, everyone, goodnight now.” He grabbed her hand as Nathan was thanking everyone for his night out. They waved at the door and headed home to their apartment and their dog and their bed.

Nathan and Lily watched their hasty retreat. “They’re next, you know that, right?”

Lily nodded. “Oh yes. She’s so in love with him she can barely see straight. And yet, I think this is the steadiest I’ve ever seen her. She knows what she wants with such total surety.”

“Yes, that’s a good way to put it. He’s been good for her, but I really think she was just exactly what he needed too.” He pulled her close. “I know how that feels. There was a time I thought I’d lost the best thing I’d ever had. And now look at me, standing with my arms around my best thing. Who happens to be wearing a hat with tiny penis balloons on it.”

“Your sister knows how to decorate a party. You should have seen the cake.”

“I’m a little scared, actually.”

Lily laughed. “Come on. Chris is gone until tomorrow and we have the house all to ourselves. I think we should take advantage of that.”

“You’re on.”