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For the Grimlets.
I am honored beyond measure that you
take the time to read my books,
post photos of coffee and half-naked men,
answer the many calls to arms,
and pimp the ever-lovin’ heck outta
Charley and the gang.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Acknowledgments
Every book creates new challenges and opportunities, and each is a joy to write, but none of them would be what they are without the help of a few friends and colleagues along the way. I am forever grateful to the following radiant beings:
• Alexandra Machinist: for putting up with me!
• Jennifer Enderlin: also, for putting up with me! (No, really.)
• Josie Freedman: for the kind words and enthusiasm
• Eliani Torres: for not putting out a hit on me
• Everyone at St. Martin’s Press: for being awesome
• Everyone at Macmillan Audio: for being amazing
• Lorelei King: for bringing my characters to life
• Dana Crawford: for what little sanity I have left
• Lacy Fair: for precious time saved
• Jowanna Kestner: for the giggles and the tears
• Theresa Rogers: for the incredible insight
• Robyn Peterman: for YOU! (and for my boyfriend Kurt)
• DD: for the underwear story:)
• Ashlee and Rhia: for allowing me to pillage your childhoods
• The Grimlets: for help with the you-know-what, especially,
• Patricia Dechant
• Jennifer Coffman Love
• Trayce Layne
• Wendy McCall Beck
• Laura Harrison Burleson
• Patricia Whitney: for the sign
• Netter and Kinter: for the light in my heart
• The Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys: for my reason to breathe
• The Readers: for the fact that you love to read as much as I do
THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH!!!
1
Sometimes I crave pickles.
Other times I crave the blood of my enemy.
Weird.
—CHARLEY DAVIDSON
There was a dead tax attorney in my closet, sobbing uncontrollably into the hem of her blouse. She’d been there a few days now. It made getting dressed in the morning awkward.
I would’ve avoided her altogether if I could, but it was my only closet. And it was microscopic. Tough to ignore chance encounters.
But I had to get ready for a wedding, and sobbing tax attorney or not, I had to get into that closet. I couldn’t let my bestie down. Or my uncle, the man with whom my bestie was gracing her presence for as long as they both shall live.
Today was the big day. Their big day. The day they’d been waiting for since they first laid eyes on each other. It took some finagling, but I finally got them to admit their feelings for each other and commit, and I wasn’t about to let a tax attorney ruin it. Unless, of course, she was there to audit me. I didn’t think so, though. Usually the person crying at an audit was the client, not the tax attorney.
No more stalling. I braced myself and opened the door. She sat curled in a ball in the corner, crying like there was no tomorrow. Which, for her, there wasn’t. A name tag she was wearing when she’d died read SHEILA with TAX ATTORNEY stamped underneath that. She must have been at some kind of convention when she died, but her cause of death was not immediately apparent. She looked disheveled, her chocolate-colored hair mussed, her tight bun askew on her head, but that could have happened when she was attacked. If she was attacked. Or it could have been the result of a few too many mojitos during the after party.
There was just no way of knowing her cause of death without talking to her, and God knew I’d tried to do that on several occasions. She wouldn’t stop sobbing long enough for me to get a word in edgewise. I could’ve told her I could see her because I’d been born the grim reaper. I could’ve told her I’d help her find whoever did this. I could’ve told her she could cross through me whenever she was ready to see her family, those who had passed before her.
Most people who died went either north or south immediately following their deaths. But some stayed behind. Many had unfinished business of some kind, just like the ghosts and spirits in folktales, but some stayed behind because they’d died traumatically. Their energy grabbed hold of the earthly realm and didn’t let go. They were anchored here, and until they healed, they would never cross to the other side.
That was where I came in. I helped the departed any way I could. I found their killers, righted their wrongs, sent messages to their loved ones, all so they could heal and cross to the other side, which they then did through me. Through my light. A light that was supposedly so brilliant, it could be seen by the departed from anywhere on earth.
But Sheila wasn’t talking, so there was little I could do at the moment.
As carefully as I could, I pulled a cinnamon bridesmaid’s dress through her quivering shoulders. “Sorry,” I said as I patted her dark hair. She released another loud wail of sorrow before I closed the door. Thankfully, it was a thick door.
“What?” I asked as I turned back to Artemis, a departed Rottweiler who’d been dubbed my guardian by the powers that be. And ever since a dozen testy hellhounds had tried to rip out my jugular, Artemis refused to leave my side.
She sat there, ears perked, head tilted in curiosity as she pawed at the closet door.
“I’ve tried talking to her.” I walked to a full-length mirror and held up the dress. “She only cries louder.”
I rubbed to soften the worry line between my brows. As far as bridesmaid’s dresses went, this one wasn’t the worst. It would’ve looked even better if I weren’t the size of the Chrysler Building. I was currently incubating the girl who would save the world, according to prophecies, but that wasn’t what had been worrying me that morning.
Being a matron of honor was just that, an honor, and part of my job was to make sure the bride showed up for her wedding. Cookie had yet to arrive. It was probably that third margarita she’d had last night. Or the ninth. That girl could knock ’em back. In her defense, she was drinking for two. Since I was pregtastic, I’d been restricted to sparkling grape juice. Didn’t have quite the same effect, but it was fun watching my sister and BFF belt out show tunes while channeling Christopher Walken.
I dialed Cookie’s number to make sure she was headed my way when a voice, deep and sultry, wafted toward me from the door of my bedroom. If that was Cook, she’d had way more to drink than I thought.
“Closing the door on a traumatized dead chick isn’t your style,” the man said.
Artemis yelped and leapt toward the door, her stubby tail wagging with unmitigated joy.