A special thanks to Delia Gosa Steele, a.k.a. Deecabulary,  the official caretaker of the phrases “I’m trippin’ monkey nuts!” “uber goober” and “meatmonster.”

Thanks to Andrew Coopman, the official curator of the term “cum dumpster.”

Chrissy Zent Sharp for bringing twat-waffles and peens to my attention, and for awesome book pimpery via The Book Whore-der's Delights. Be sure to check them out if you’re a Romance reader.

Special thanks to author Jane Harvey-Berrick for allowing me to host the guest appearance of Sebastian and Caro. You can read more about their story in Jane’s novel The Education of Sebastian.

And thanks to everybody else who has helped make this book a reality!