Oh, and the kitchen was clean, with fresh fruit in a bowl and a refrigerator full of things other than Arby’s leftovers and soy sauce packets.
Rhage had dipped his toe into that Frigidaire pond as soon as he’d come in, snagging a half gallon of mint chocolate-chip ice cream. That was about a half hour ago, and he was feeling peckish again. Maybe it was time to head back to the main house—
As Jeezy’s “Holy Ghost” broke in, Lassiter started rapping.
Rapping.
“Why did you invite him over?” Rhage asked—just as V extended his tongue to lick one of his hand-rolleds shut. “And Jesus, when the hell did you pierce that?”
“I didn’t. He followed us across the courtyard. And a month ago.”
“Why would you do that to yourself?”
V shot an evil smile across the sofa, his lids falling low over his diamond eyes. “Jane likes it.”
Rhage went back to his newspaper. “TMI, my brother.”
“Like you wouldn’t do the same if Mary wanted it.”
“Doc Jane asked for that? Like your goatee ain’t enough shit going on with your piehole? Come on.”
All he got was another of those smiles.
“Moving on . . .” He focused on the horoscopes. “Okay, so what sign are you, Lassiter?”
“I’m fabulous”—the fallen angel flashed to the other side—“with the sun rising in the Kiss My Ass quadrant. And before you keep asking, I was made, not born, so I don’t have a birthday.”
“I’ll give you a funeral date,” V cut in.
“How about a shirt.” Rhage turned to the next page. “Just a shirt. Would it kill you to cover up, angel? No one needs to see that.”
Lassiter gave things a pause . . . and then started pulling a Channing Tatum against the table, going all Magic Mike over the goal while he moaned like he was orgasming.
V covered his eyes. “Never thought I’d pray for blindness.”
Rhage wadded up the paper and threw it at Lassiter. “Oh, come on, asshat! I wanna use that thing sometime—”
Rhage’s phone threw off a seizure, vibrating against his ass until he leaned to the side and dug it out of the back pocket of his leathers. “Yeah,” he said without looking at the number.
Trez’s voice was low. “I got an issue.”
“What’s doing?”
“Incapacitated lesser in my club. I’ve done a scrub job on my bouncers—especially the one who fought him—but this ain’t going to keep.”
Rhage got to his feet. “Be there in five.”
“Thanks, man.”
Ending the call, Rhage nodded at V. “Come on, I know we’re red-shirted, but this is not a fight situation.”
“Don’t need to ask me twice. Where are we going?”
Lassiter straightened from his grind. “Field trip!”
“No—”
“No—”
“I can be useful as well as decorative, you know.”
V started to arm himself, grimacing as he strapped on his dagger holster and slipped in a pair of sharp-and-shinies, handles down. “Doubt we’ll need a battering ram.”
“Maybe we’d get lucky.” Rhage headed for the door. “But I wouldn’t bet on it.”
“I don’t want to stay here by myself—”
“And you ain’t that decorative, angel.”
Outside, the night was all about the fall, cold, crisp September air, making Rhage’s sinuses hum and his beast surge under his skin as he walked across the courtyard to the great stone mansion’s entrance.
Man, he couldn’t wait for his Mary to get home from her work at Safe Place.
All that talk about tongues and females liking them in certain places—okay, it had only been about three sentences, but that had been more than enough—had gotten him tight.
Ten minutes, two forties, a pair of daggers, and a three-foot length of chain later, he dematerialized down to Caldwell’s meatpacking district with V, both of them re-forming across the street from Trez’s new joint. shAdoWs was located in a rehabbed warehouse, and as usual with any of the Shadow’s places, there was a line snaking down the block, humans standing like cows about to go into a feeding shed. As music bumped, flashing lights and laser beams pierced the thousands of glass panes, making the place look like a three-story-tall psychedelic trip trapped under a tin roof.
As the pair of them walked around back, there were all kinds of turned heads, but whatever. Human women had a way of noticing vampires—maybe it was a hormonal thing; maybe it was the black leather.
Certainly wasn’t that goatee. C’mon, now.
And yeah, there might have been a time in the past when he would have had to take advantage of the dubious wares, but no more. He had his Mary and that was more than enough for him. V was the same with his Jane.
Well, Jane plus a “healthy” dose of whips and chains.
Sicko.
The rear entrance of the club was a double-doored, triple-locked stretch of Staff Only, and it obvi had a security camera somewhere, because the instant they approached, a bouncer opened things up.
“Are you . . . ?”
“Yeah.” V barged in. “Where’s Trez at?”
“This way.”
Dark halls. Dumb, drunk humans. DD working girls. And then there was Trez, standing outside a black door under a black light.
The Shadow made an impression, even from thirty dim feet away. He was tall and had an inverted triangle for a torso, big heavy shoulders dumping into a tight waist, with thick thighs and long legs holding the production off the floor. His skin was the color of the mansion’s mahogany dining room table, his eyes black as midnight, his hair trimmed down to nothing but a pattern on his skull. All of that was just pretty window dressing, though.
The truth was that he was more dangerous a commodity than anything you could buy at a gun show.
Shadows were deadly, capable of tricks even members of the Brotherhood were impressed by—and their kind usually kept to themselves, sticking to the s’Hisbe’s territory way outside of the city. Trez and his brother, iAm, were exceptions to that rule.
Something to do with Rehvenge. Not that Rhage had ever asked.
“Where is it?” V asked as he clapped hands with the Shadow.
“In here.”
Rhage did the same, greeting the Shadow with a hard embrace. “How you doin’?”
“We got ourselves a complication.” Trez stepped back and opened the door. “And not like you’re thinking.”
The “dead” slayer was moving on the floor, writhing its arms and legs slowly. Things were broken in various places, one foot pointing in the wrong direction, an elbow cocked at a wonked-up angle, and there was a good deal of leaking going on, the floor puddling with the Omega’s oil-black blood.
“Nice work,” Rhage said, taking a grape Tootsie Pop out of his jacket and popping the wrapper. “Bouncer did this?”
“Big Rob.” Trez put his hand out. “And here is the complication.”
In the center of his palm were a bunch of nothing-special packets of drugs—
Wait a minute.
V picked up the things with his gloved hand. “Just like the ones you gave to Butch, true?”
“Exactly.”
“Yeah, this is dealing.”
“Did anything come of this shit earlier?”
“Butch talked to Assail, and Assail denied, denied, denied he was doing business with them. And that was it. With nothing else to go on, we had other priorities, feel me?”
Rhage bit down to the chocolate center as he leaned in and did some WTF-ing of his own. The drugs were marked with a red stamp . . . of the Old Language symbol for death.
The chrih.
Assail was going to be in some serious ass-shit if he was using the enemy to get his product onto the streets.
V dragged his free hand through his black hair. “Now I know why you didn’t just stab this thing back to the Omega.”
“My bouncer said the slayer came in with the crowd and worked his way around, doing bit deals. He was asked to leave, argued, attacked, and then it was time for some lights-out when Big Rob took care of business. First time this particular lesser’s been around, but that’s not saying much, because it’s opening night. Bottom line, though, is I don’t let people deal in my joints, human or otherwise. Don’t want to be on the CPD’s list of things to do any more than we already are . . .”