She does a mock sigh.
“You’ve been to Hell but won’t even give Heaven a try. Silly boy.”
She closes the door and crosses her arms, looking serious for the first time since I got her away from the ghost.
“What happens now?”
“What happens is you stay here. Go inside the Silly Putty and try to calm down the sky a little or just hang around the lounge. I’ll see what I can do about the little girl. Don’t leave until you hear from me.”
I start back down the stairs, stepping carefully around the dreamers’ nerves.
“Hey, Sandman,” says Patty from the top of the stairs. “Thanks for today. You didn’t have to do all that.”
“No problem. I’d have done it for a dog.”
She smiles and goes into the lounge.
I take a cab to Max Overdrive. Thank God for cabbies. People joke that when the world ends, all that’ll be left are the roaches. They forget about the cabbies. As long as the roaches have money to pay or something to trade, the cabbies will be there to drive them from their roach motels to their roach offices and out to the roach suburbs, slamming on the brakes, cursing out the window, and overcharging them all the way.
The freeway into the city is almost empty, so we make good time. I go into the store through the front door, careful to step around the hexes.
Kasabian must have heard me come in because he isn’t surprised to see me.
“Come to check if the Glory Stompers came back and finished me off?”
“Remember when you said I should have been unreasonable and ignored you the other night?”
“Yeah?” he says, looking more nervous than I’ve seen him since I cut off his head.
“You got your wish. Get your gear together. You’re coming with me.”
“Where?”
“Somewhere safe. Those guys who broke in here are trying to change the entire fabric of reality and they’re using hit squads and a crazy little ghost with a great big fucking knife. You want out of harm’s way, you come with me right now.”
“I didn’t know you cared.”
“Of course I care. You know where my money is.”
“It’s my money. Does this hovel have cable, because if I have to stay with you I’ll need a lot of distraction.”
“It’s nice as hovels go. There’s indoor toilets and everything.”
Kasabian doesn’t want to go with me but he doesn’t want to stay in the store on his own anymore. He slowly closes his laptop. He’s trying to figure out a way to get me to stay so he doesn’t have to leave, especially on a gimp leg. He drums his fingers on the desk and gives up.
“There’s a tracksuit on the floor next to the bed.”
He has to struggle into the suit because of his leg. I don’t offer to help because I’m not in the mood to get barked at. It takes him a few minutes and he’s sweating but he finally gets the clothes on.
“You look like you’re in the Russian Mob.”
“Yeah? Then carry my crap, Comrade. I’m a cripple.”
We take the same cab back to the Chateau. When I take Kasabian through the clock, he just stands there looking the place over. The celebrity-magazine furniture. The trays of food and booze. The thick robe Candy tossed over the arm of a chair. The epic bedroom with a closet full of clothes.
He limps back into the main room. Holds out his arms and drops them in exasperation.
Finally he says, “Fuck you.”
“Mi casa es su casa blah blah blah.”
“Fuck you.”
“There’s food over there.”
He goes to the spread, balancing himself on furniture on the way over. He looks at it and turns.
I say, “I know. Fuck me. Quit whining. It’s your lucky night. You’re going to help me commit suicide.”
“Goody.”
My new chest scar itches at the thought of me hurting myself again but I don’t have a lot of choices.
Before I off myself, I dial the clinic to check on Candy. No answer. Are they busy or screening my calls? I let it ring and then call back. Still nothing. Not a problem.
I leave Kasabian sucking down a plate of filet mignon and onion rings the size of horseshoes while Django the Bastard plays on the big screen. I forgot how movies look better when they’re not on a laptop screen. It’s a nice change. I don’t bother saying good-bye. Between the movie and the food, Kasabian wouldn’t hear me anyway. I go to the garage, steal a Volvo (every crook’s go-to car when they don’t want to be noticed) and drive to the clinic.
Traffic isn’t bad. Everyone who isn’t running for the hills must be bugging in. I only have to run a couple of red lights to get across town. When I get there, I beach the Volvo across three spaces in the parking lot, get out, and give the clinic door a copper knock. That authoritative knuckle rap cops have to master before they get to make the donut run solo.
The door opens and Allegra comes out, pulling it closed behind her.
“You thought if you didn’t answer the phone, I’d just go away?”
“Sorry. I thought the answering machine was on.”
“ ’Course you did. I want to see Candy.”
I start for the door but Allegra puts her hand on my chest. Then pulls it away when she touches the armor.
“She’s all right. It was just a slash and didn’t go too deep. I closed her up and gave her something to sleep. She’ll be out for a few hours. Rinko’s taking care of her.”
“Speak of the Devil.”
Rinko hits Allegra’s shoulder when she pushes open the clinic door. She comes right up to me. I’m ready for the slap I know is coming. I got her girlfriend hurt. I won’t even try to stop her.
Rinko’s hand flashes up. The shirt rips. Sparks kick off the armor. She slashes down again with the scalpel, this time at my throat. I step back and catch her hand, shoving her hard enough into the clinic door to rattle the glass.
“Don’t hurt her!” yells Allegra.
I won’t. I can see it in her eyes. She’s possessed. Someone is having fun Downtown. Rinko already hates my guts, so it probably wasn’t hard getting in her head and tweaking her to come at me. I was hoping that with Aelita up here, the possession games would stop for a while. Maybe I should have burned Hell on my way out of town. Maybe I should have hung more skins on the fences. Was I too awful a Lucifer or too nice? Neither. I was just lousy. Am just lousy. I should have seen this coming.
The clinic door opens again and Vidocq comes out. He has another scalpel and the same dead-fish possessed look in his eyes. When he raises his hand to slash me, I pop him once in the jaw. Not hard enough to hurt him. Just hard enough to lay him out.
Allegra gets between us, dragging poor dazed Rinko with her.
“Eugène. Stark. What’s wrong with you? Stop it.”
“He can’t hear you. He’s possessed. So was Rinko.”
Rinko is starting to come around. Allegra kneels by Vidocq and checks his eyes. Looks back at me.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” she says.
“These days, when one possessed person goes down, another pops up. I thought you were going to go off with the scalpel next but maybe you’re immune because of the angel hoodoo you work with all day. Lucky for both of us.”
Rinko comes over and helps Allegra get Vidocq back on his feet. She looks at me funny. She has no idea how she got outside or why my shirt is ripped or why I’m dressed like an extra in a Hercules movie.
“Vidocq will be fine. When his head clears, he won’t remember a thing.”
I get around them and open the door. Allegra looks like she might slash me without being possessed.
“We don’t need your help.”
She waits until I step away from the door before taking Vidocq inside.
“I’m not the villain here. I’m the one who got knifed.”
“This time,” says Allegra, pulling the door behind her. I grab it before it closes.
“Take care of Candy. And don’t let either of these two near her.”
“I know how to run my own clinic.”
“Really? Does your staff settle all its arguments with a knife fight?”