“The Bemidji FBI just called for you,” the dispatcher, Cindy Wiggum, says, a cup of coffee poised right in front of her face.

“They did?” he asks, ready to bolt over to his desk.  He’s always dreamed of being an FBI Special Agent, ever since he watched the movie Silence of the Lambs.  He attended Bemidji State University, declaring a major in Criminal Justice.

Upon hearing of Kevin’s bold ambitions, his college advisor, Dr. Walter Bradley, said, “You’ll have a better shot at the FBI if you major in Accounting.”