I pulled on a black, long-sleeved tunic with a cowl neck and black leggings, lined my eyes in black liner, used midnight eye shadow and painted my nails in onyx polish. After adding my black boots and black leather messenger bag, I was totally rockin’ the vibe I was going for. I slipped my earrings in, a hoop with a skeleton key dangling from it in one ear and a hoop with a heart-shaped lock dangling from it in the other ear, grabbed my keys, and ran out the door.

“Who died?” Jenna asked when I walked into school twenty minutes later.

“Here.” I handed her a Starbucks caramel macchiato and slipped off my sunglasses.

“Holy wow. Are you working the Goth look today or what?”

“No. I’m working the I-hate-Monday-mornings-and-I’m-mourning-the-death-of-the-weekend look.”

“Well… you’re working somethin’. Thanks for the macchiato.”

“No problem. See you in history.” I slipped on my sunglasses and walked to biology, standing in the hallway sipping my Starbucks before going into class.

“What are you doing?”

I looked up to see Jaden standing in front of me. “Drinking my caffeine before class starts,” I said, holding the cup up so he could see it. “I’m not allowed to take it in the classroom. You want to do something this afternoon?”

“Like what?” he asked, narrowing his eyes at me.

“I didn’t know there were limits on what you were willing to do to spend time with your girlfriend.”

“Well…”

“Forget I said anything.” Dropping my half-full cup into the trash, I walked into the classroom. I flung my bag on the table before dropping onto my seat.

Jaden, being the idiot that he was, followed me. If he’d been smart, he would’ve taken the hint that I was done talking when I threw away a half cup of caffeine.

“What do you want to do?” he said with a sigh, as if it was a major imposition to spend time with me.

“Nothing, Jaden, I don’t want to do anything. I told you to forget it.”

“So now you’re mad at me?”

“Nope.” I started to pull stuff out of my bag. I was so irritated I grabbed things I didn’t need. I had a pile of five highlighters and was still pulling more out, slamming them on the table between Brody and me.

“Then what’s the matter, Wills?”

“Don’t call me that. Nothing’s the matter. It’s Monday, okay. I hate Mondays. I’m in a crappy mood. Just forget I said anything.” I pushed my bag away and threw my sunglasses on top of it, leaning back in my chair.

“Are you PMSing or something?”

“What? Seriously, you did not just ask me that! Just leave.”

“See ya at lunch.” Jaden bent down to kiss me. I turned my head at the last second, and his lips landed on my cheek. “Now you’re starting to piss me off.”

“Whatever.” I watched him leave the classroom. “Ugh!” I put my hands together like I was strangling him, shaking them back and forth.

Brody chuckled beside me. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Did your hamster die or something?” he asked.

I blew out a frustrated breath. “No one died. I’m mourning the death of the weekend.”

“Oh. That’s cool.”

“I’m so glad I have your approval of my dress code,” I snapped.

“Well, there is one thing. If Jaden doesn’t want guys looking at you, then you shouldn’t wear that push-up bra.” He put his elbow on the table and rested his cheek in his upturned palm. His teeth bit into his bottom lip, his eyes traveling from my chest to my eyes and back again.

“Ugh, you’re a pig and completely lacking in the IQ department.”

“Not that I care what you think, but I’m a member of the honor society.” He twirled his pen on the table.

“That’s not a surprise,” I murmured. I laid my head on my book and closed my eyes.

“No?”

“I’d heard they’d lowered their standards.”

He chuckled. “You’ve got a mouth on you.”

I opened one eye and looked at him. “Most people have mouths. Just thought you’d want to know that little fact, you know, before the next honor society meeting.”

Brody smiled and turned to face the front of the class where the teacher had started droning on about the earthworm dissection we’d be doing.

Sounds like so much fun, except for the poor earthworm.

“You want to go to the mall?” I asked Jenna as we walked out of school that afternoon.

“Always.”

“Good. I have a T-shirt to make.”

She threw her arms in the air and sighed. Loud. “Willow, if I’d known you were making another corny T-shirt, I’d have said no,” she said, her hands falling with a thwack against her thighs. “You must’ve had a babysitting job, and now you want to throw your hard-earned money away on a stupid T-shirt.”

“Don’t hate the T-shirts,” I said with a laugh. “Besides, you’re gonna like this one. But first, a makeover.”

“Oh, thank the good Lord. Your makeup is killing me.”

An hour later, we left the boutique. We’d been scrubbed, exfoliated, peeled, plucked, moisturized, and had our makeup reapplied. I had to admit they did a much better job than I did. No black eyeliner. Instead, a soft sable that blended better with my hair and fair skin. And even though I always promised myself I wouldn’t buy anything when Jenna and I got makeovers, I bought the eyeliner and shadow the make-up artist used—and it was way overpriced. Naturally.

Now if I can just take her home and have her put it on for me every morning before I go to school, I’d be doing okay.

“All right, let’s go get this shirt you’re so excited about,” Jenna said, stuffing a gigantic piece of soft pretzel in her mouth.

“Attractive, Jenna.” I winked at her.

“Yeah, like you looked so sexy inhaling that corndog a minute ago.”

I laughed and bumped my hip into hers. “After my T-shirt, I say we get slushies and really overload our bodies with junk food.”

“Sounds good. The pretzel I ate is lonely.” Jenna patted her stomach and pouted. I rolled my eyes.

Fifteen minutes later, I was armed with a new purple, long-sleeved T-shirt that read ‘Mondays should be illegal,’ and Jenna and I were on our way to the food court to satisfy our slushie craving. We walked around a corner and I came face-to-face, or rather face-to-chest, with Brody. I stopped just before I ran into him.

“Oh! Hi,” I said.

“Hey.”

“You’re, um, shopping?” It seemed odd that he’d be mall hopping by himself. Most guys avoided the mall like it housed a flesh-eating virus.

He shook his head. “No, I’m just running an errand for my mom.”

I looked at the bag he was carrying from a well-known and very upscale cosmetics store. “Well, you’re either running an errand or you’re a drag queen when you aren’t at school.”

“How’d you know?” One side of his mouth curved up in a crooked grin.

“Lucky guess,” I said with a laugh.

“Are you leaving?” Jenna asked.

“Yes,” Brody answered, still looking at me. I felt my checks pink from a blush, and he smiled.

“We’re about to leave, too, but first, we’re going to satisfy our slushie craving. Come on and have one with us.” Jenna grabbed Brody’s arm, pulling him toward the food court. He looked at me over his shoulder. I schooled my expression.

I’m gonna kill her. I’m going to hurt her and then kill her. I cannot believe she just invited him to have a drink with us. She will die a long, painful death. I think I’ll put that on a T-shirt before I leave.

“So…” Jenna started after we sat down with our drinks.

Brody and I both looked at her, waiting for her to say something epic to break the awkward silence.

“What did you buy?” Brody nodded at my bag.

“Oh, um, a T-shirt.”

“Another sarcastic saying on the front?” he asked. I bit my lower lip to hide a grin. His eyes followed the movement. “What does it say? Oh, lemme guess. It says, I date dumb jocks.”